I genuinely laughed out loud quite a few times reading this just now.

A beautifully poetic description of the 7 cycling training zones 😂😂🤣🤣

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/zone-two-is-what-cyclists-call-having-a-nice-time-when-we-want-to-make-it-sound-scientific

#cycling
#training
#racing
#rule5

Thirty fast miles and two #Strava PRs on the winery route today with @LaurenSmith.

#Rule10, so #Rule5.

#bikes #cycling #LetsGoRideBikes

Today was a #rule5 and #rule9 kind of day #biketooter #velominati

So the Washington #Nationals, despite being a rebuilding team, have no room on the 40-man roster so won't be able to participate in the #Rule5Draft, right? #MLB #Rule5

No one has a right to be heard on the other worlds, not even with galactic search.
That's a feature not a bug.
Hearing from everyone all the time will just drive you mad as a bird.

So if you don't use hashtag to tell people you want to buy #RomulanAle or talk about #StarTrek then they'll never come find you.

Even then, they may never find you anyways.

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Everything that lasts and has value costs somebody something. So pay your host. The great river of profit will reward you in the end.

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Rule of Mastodition #5 : No one has a right to be heard on the other worlds, not even with galactic search. So if you don't tell people you want to buy #RomulanAle or talk about #StarTrek then they'll never come find you. Even then, they may never find you anyways, see rule #Rule17.

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