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@nuintari In the tongue-in-cheek 2025 #SIGBOVIK conference compendium, there's a paper titled "UPPERCASE IS ALL YOU NEED" and is formatted exactly as expected.

This is one of many hilarious papers I'm reading this week, with most poking fun at AI in novel ways.

Body horror in your #SIGBOVIK? It's more likely than you think.

Figure 1: Schematic illustration of a continuous transformation of a human body into a seven-holed torus.

Sigbovik Conference Proceedings 2025 [pdf]

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf

#HackerNews #Sigbovik #Conference #Sigbovik2025 #Proceedings #PDF #TechCommunity

https://sigbovik.org/2025/proceedings.pdf
#sigbovik is finally out
get me on page 396

Anyone knows when the #SIGBOVIK proceedings will be out?

I've been waiting anxiously for them since the conference was not streamed this year :(

@highergeometer it doesn't look like there are #sigbovik proceedings yet (http://sigbovik.org)

All good things must come to an end, and #SIGBOVIK 2025 is no exception. For those who missed my recorded presentation, you can watch it back on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/_vgXi80y7Us

#SIGBOVIK

Sometimes Is Good But Often Veers Into Kitsch

—Lea

I eagerly await the publication of this magnum opus.

It is unclear what the long term impact of prolonged #shouting
at AIs will be on our relationship with our future #robot overlords...

#sigbovik

https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots/comments/1jqs8mj/study_shows_advantages_of_speaking_normally/

Have you all got your “New @tom7 #SIGBOVIK Paper” advent calendars? Behind today's door I got a chocolate chainsaw that endlessly orbits the largest sphere/oblate spheroid in the room.

You know what, I think the TXTA (TeXT Archive) format is worthy of a Sigbovik paper. It seems cursed enough. Will have to read existing papers to figure out how to write one in a way that's not really bad. I've always wanted to do something super cursed with computers that warranted being submitted to Sigbovik but had never been able to think of anything that was cursed enough. At first I thought TXTA could be a PhD research paper but that would take too long and is too serious.

#txta #Sigbovik

World's on fire, but #SIGBOVIK is still happening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bckzY4ATmb0

@Patricia Can I interest in a little bit of #sigbovik for an automated fix?

https://mastodon.social/@tom7/112571462319657292

2025 idea: "Erm... what the SIGBOVIK"

no idea about content but that's def the title of the paper
#sigbovik

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video] (2022)
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Harder Drive: hard drives we didn't want, or need [video]
http://tom7.org/harder/
#ycombinator #hard_drives #ping #ping_the_internet #store_data_in_ping #tetris #store_data_in_tetris #tetris_hard_drive #tetris_solution #tetris_rng #tetris_prng #linear_feedback_shift_register #sigbovik #storing_data_in_covid_test #cue_covid_teardown #cue_covid_eeprom #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd

Glad #Sigbovik exists. It's nice to have humorous/unhinged computer papers to think about and discuss. I learned about it with the "Generalized Super Mario Bros. is NP-Complete" video.

Tom 7: Badness 0 (Three ways)
http://tom7.org/bovex/
#ycombinator #badness_0 #lorem_ipsum #lorem_epsom #donald_knuth #apostrophe_skiller #BoVeX #AI_alignment #computer_science_idiot #sigbovik #tom_7 #tom_murphy_vii_phd