#StrategicCryptoReserve

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-19

GOP Majority Whip #TomEmmer, the man who wrote angry letters to the #SEC demanding that they stop bothering an innovative company like #FTX back in 2022, believes that the US government will be buying 1 million bitcoins for a price equivalent to 10-20% of the US defense budget for the “#StrategicBitcoinReserve” before the end of this session of Congress.

Here he is kissing Sam Bankman-Fried's ass on the floor of the US #Congress a few years ago: youtube.com/watch?v=MpIPlb7mYT

#DigitalAssetsStockpile #StrategicCryptoReserve #uspol #corruption #SBF #Trump #GOP #blockchain8

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-19

oh look #BradGarlinghouse, another one of the 2024 election's megadonors, had (some of the) securities fraud charges against his company #Ripple dropped (they were charged with selling unregistered securities in the form of their token #XRP - the same XRP token that Trump wants to put in the “Strategic Crypto Reserve”).

i assume the rest of the charges (the ones they were convicted of) will be dropped soon enough.
x.com/bgarlinghouse/status/190

#crypto #uspol #corruption #Trump #Blockchain8 #XRP #StrategicCryptoReserve #DigitalAssetsStockpile #SEC #CFTC #superPAC

tweet by brad garlinhouse with video

"This is it – the moment we’ve been waiting for. The SEC will drop its appeal – a resounding victory for Ripple, for crypto, every way you look at it.

The future is bright. Let's build."
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-14

surprise, surprise: Trump gave #DavidSacks (pro #Putin, anti-#Ukraine All In Podcast broligarch and America's "crypto & AI czar") a waiver on any and all financial conflicts of interest that could result from Sacks using taxpayer money to enrich himself by investing in his crypto & AI scams.

(i will note that Sacks claims to have divested himself of his crypto investments but i find it impossible to believe he isn't at least indirectly financially exposed to the crypto market)

Remember, it was Sacks who helped propose the #StrategicCryptoReserve which proposed that US taxpayers invest in the same 5 cryptocurrencies held by Sacks's company #Bitwise.

levernews.com/trump-issues-eth

#VCs #Broligarchs #NerdReich #uspol #VladimirPutin #ukraine #corruption

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-11

Legislation to allocate ~$100 billion of taxpayer money (roughly 8 aircraft carriers or 12% of the entire US defense budget) to buying #bitcoin has been reintroduced by Senator #CynthiaLummis.

(Unstated: Lummis is trying to pump the bitcoin market which has been crashing in the aftermath of Trump only committing to not selling $20bn worth of bitcoins seized from criminals when the market was pricing in a massive government purchase)

(Also unstated: Lummis owns a lot of bitcoin, so she’s nakedly attempting to use taxpayer money to enrich herself)

#Wyoming #senate #republicans #crypto #uspol #economics #economy #MAGA #StrategicBitcoinReserve #StrategicCryptoReserve

text of BITCOIN PURCHASE PROGRAM legislationLummis on Fox saying "I spend dollars and save Bitcoin"
2025-03-08

Trump's 'Strategic Crypto Reserve' is a 'shameless scheme to legalize bribery.'
#TrumpCorruption #StrategicCryptoReserve
@https://bsky.app/profile/chrismurphyct.bsky.social

crooksandliars.com/2025/03/tru

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-04

there's an anonymous crypto trader who went 50x levered long immediately before #Trump announced the #StrategicCryptoReserve who ALSO went massively short immediately before Trump's tariffs announcement today and has made ~$11 million on the two trades, which is definitely not incredibly suspicious.

#uspol #Trump #MAGA #tariffs #HyperLiquid #insiderTrading #SEC #corruption #broligarchy

@HoneybadgerC
The same trader who bagged 7m before the trump announcement that pumped the price a couple days ago, went short just before trump announced that there would be new tariffs today and is now up close to 12m in total

And some people think this isn't an insider?
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-03

bitcoin daily candle chart going for maximum lols in the wake of Trump's #StrategicCryptoReserve announcement

#StrategicBitcoinReserve #DigitalAssetsStockpile #uspol

chart showing bitcoin up $8000 yesterday and down $9000 today
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-02

@ncweaver.skerry-tech.com note that it's all donor coins - #SOL (#Solana, backed by "crypto czar" #DavidSacks), #XRP (#Ripple, CEO is megadonor #BradGarlinghouse), and #ADA (#Cardano, created by #CharlesHoskinson). Trump only added bitcoin and ethereum a few hours later.

The price of all these tokens massively spiked 10-35% on the news as people seek to front run the American taxpayer’s “investment”.

#nerdReich #Broligarchy #uspol #StrategicBitcoinReserve #DigitalAssetsStockpile #StrategicCryptoReserve

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