The #NSA, is well-known for our #transparency and #accountability. So it should come as no surprise that we completely deny any allegations that we are using our vast resources and technological expertise to create a massive database of every electronic #communication in the world, known as the "Thought Net" to build an AI to track and monitor your thoughts. Because why would we ever want to do something like that?

Sure, we may have a history of secret #surveillance and a reputation for being one of the most #technologically advanced agencies in the world, but that doesn't mean we would ever use those #capabilities for anything #nefarious. It's not like we have any interest in controlling the global economy, influencing #political elections, or starting wars. That would be ridiculous.

Of course, it's easy for us to sit here and say that this conspiracy theory is completely #unfounded and without any basis in fact. But don't just take our word for it. After all, we would never lie to you. That would go against everything we stand for as an agency.

In conclusion, the idea that the NSA is using the #ThoughtNet to #control and #manipulate the thoughts and actions of people is just silly. We're a #government agency, not a group of #EvilMasterminds. So please, feel free to continue to believe in this wild #ConspiracyTheory if it makes you feel better. It's not like we can stop you anyway.

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#FakeNews #ConspiracyTheories #TheNSAisNotEvil