Who would have thought the old turkey to have had so much blood in him? #hashtaggames #Thanksgivingquotes
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@lazysupper For #thanksgivingquotes: "I'm thankful for leftovers — they're the only reason my fridge ever feels popular."
It was the baste of times, it was the wurst of times...
"It rubs the Butter on its skin, or else..."
Forks down. Pass your dinner plates to the kitchen, and take out your dessert plates.
This section will be multiple choice: apple, pumpkin, pecan, mincemeat, or all of the above.
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy sweet potatoes, Mr. Stay Puft."
- Dr. Raymond Stantz
It Was the Breast With Thyme, it was the Wurst Inside
"As God is my witness... I thought turkeys could fly."
I am become death, the destroyer of birds.
I think we're gonna need a bigger gravy boat."
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@benjamincox I heard of one that was bioengineered to have three legs, but then it got loose and they could never catch it to see how it tasted
Please pass the Dutchie and the gravy.
Cousin, taking hit from bong: 'Flame down, Torcho'
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Cousin: You wanna get high dontcha?
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Better cut it in 6, I don't think I can eat 8. #pie #thanksgivingquotes #HashtagGames
I’m not sure a turkey has more than two legs, you know. 🤔 #ThanksgivingQuotes #HashtagGames
'I hate the Health Department.'
—Kenny Shopsin.
“If you want to leave the skins on next year, go right ahead. I just think it makes the mashed potatoes look dirty, that’s all.”
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