My toddler just made direct eye contact while tipping their juice onto the floor. This was no accident. 🥤👀

#MomLife #TinyTerrorist #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

Snap is paying $400M to pipe AI summaries into disappearing selfies. Somewhere, a VC is whispering, "This is how civilization scales."

#AI #TechFinance #WhyTho

My toddler just high-fived me in the face. They call it love. I call it assault. ✋🤣

#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

“Left to watch Jets vs Dolphins on Monday Night Football? You may be entitled to compensation” #nfl #mnf #whytho

I just told my child to ‘hurry up’ and they IMMEDIATELY slowed down. 😩

#MomLife #ToddlersBePetty #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

Parenting is just a series of saying ‘No, don’t do that’ while they do exactly what you said not to do. 🤦♀️

#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #TheyNeverListen #BabyYumYum #BYY

Me: ‘Do not put that in your mouth.’ Toddler: stares me in the eyes and licks it anyway 😑

#MomLife #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

Toddler: Throws entire meal on the floor Toddler: ‘I’m hungry.’ 🫠

#MomLife #PickyEaters #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a toddler whispering ‘Mommy’ an inch from your face at 5 AM? 😵💫

#MomLife #NoSleep #ZombieMode #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

I love how my toddler ignores me all day but NEEDS my full attention the second I start a phone call. 📞

#MomLife #AttentionSeeker #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

Toddler logic: Can’t find their toy in an obvious spot but can spot a chocolate bar hidden behind 3 cabinets. 🍫

#MomLife #SnackRadar #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

Me: ‘Try one bite.’ Toddler: acts like I just poisoned them 🎭

#MomLife #MealtimeDrama #WhyTho #ToddlersBeLike #BabyYumYum #BYY

My toddler just threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t let them eat a banana... with the peel still on. I love my job. 🍌🤦♀️

#MomLife #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

I just spelled out ‘I-C-E C-R-E-A-M’ in front of my toddler, but they STILL knew what I meant. We are doomed. 🍦👀

#MomLife #ToddlerGenius #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

Nothing wakes a child up faster than a parent sitting down to relax. It’s a scientific fact. 📖😑

#MomLife #NoRestForParents #IJustSatDown #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

It Worked Yesterday.
Now it’s just throwing errors and shade.
Memorial tee for working code: 🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/it-worked-yesterday-t-shirt/
#RIPCode #DebuggingLife #WhyTho

The TSA is tired, folks…

#Guns #Travel #FlyingWithGuns #WhyTHo

So heres a dumb thing that bugs me everytime-

Why the fuck is it 'international'? It should be Extra/Externational- international etymologically implies "within a nation" "inter" [inside/within] "national" [a regions borders, people, culture, society etc]

Ie International news should imply 'local' national news- but it means worldwide news... english..is really fucking dumb.

#whyamilikethis #whytho

I- i think there's trees growing in the gutter of my and the s/o 's house .-.

#whytho #UrbanNature

Didn't realize that by coming to this airport I was entering the 3rd circle of hell....

#WhyTho