#ParentingReality

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-06-12

Mommy, I need you!’ - My toddler, after dropping their toy next to their hand. πŸ€¦β™€οΈ

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-04-10

Being a parent is repeatedly saying β€˜Put that down’, β€˜Don’t lick that’, and β€˜Why are you sticky?’ all day long. πŸ€¦β™€οΈ Does this ring a bell?

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-03-11

Tried to explain the concept of "inside voice" to my toddler. They interpreted it as "let's see how loud we can be". Mission failed. πŸ“’πŸ€¦β™‚οΈ

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-01-25

You can be a parent or you can have a spotless carpet. You can't have both. Carpet stains, our new interior decor! 🏑🧹

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2025-01-23

Teaching a toddler to share is like teaching a cat to swim. It's possible, but expect some resistance and the occasional scratch. πŸ±πŸ”„

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2024-12-23

Attempting to reason with a toddler throwing a tantrum is like negotiating world peace with a herd of angry unicorns. πŸ¦„πŸ€¦β™€οΈ

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2024-11-05

Today's parenting challenge: Keeping a straight face when my child insists they can fly off the sofa like Superman. πŸ¦Έβ™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2024-09-03

Today's toddler logic: Cereal tastes better when eaten from the floor, and baths are optional. Who needs rules, anyway? πŸ₯£πŸ›

BabyYumYumBabyYumYum
2024-07-28

Just spent a small fortune on educational toys, only to find my child more interested in the cardboard box they came in Classic. πŸ“¦πŸ€·β™€οΈ

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