Lelahnya hilang waktu dia tidur di dada #Fatherhood #PerjuanganAyah #ParentingReality #BapakRumahan #ParentingReality

They say it takes a village. But somehow, I'm the cook, cleaner, teacher, therapist AND personal butler. 🧹🍽️🎓

#ParentingReality #WhereIsMyVillage #BabyYumYum

Worrying is a parent’s default setting. Off switch? Never heard of it😆
#BabyYumYum #BYY #ParentWorries #RealParenting #MomTruths #DadLifeToo #ParentingReality #CantTurnItOff #AlwaysOnEdge

You can be a parent or you can have white furniture. You cannot have both. 🛋️🎨

#MomLife #StickyHandsEverywhere #ICantEven #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

15 hilarious parenting comics that are almost too real

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/15-hilarious-parenting-comics-ex1

My toddler just high-fived me in the face. They call it love. I call it assault. ✋🤣

#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

Be honest… some of y’all are still footing that line item 😅 Comment with the age (or current status 👀). #TheseCantBeMyKids #ParentingReality #ParentingAdultChildren #FamilyFinance #Adulting

Asked my toddler if they needed the toilet before leaving. They said ‘no’. Five minutes into the journey: ‘I NEED TO WEE!’ 🚽🤦♀️

#MomLife #ToiletTiming #ParentingReality #ICantWin #BabyYumYum #BYY

Mommy, I need you!’ - My toddler, after dropping their toy next to their hand. 🤦♀️

#MomLife #TinyDramas #ICantEven #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

#BabyYumYum #BYY #ParentingTruths #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #Toddlers #FickleKids #MomLife #ParentingReality #FunnyParenting #LittleOnes

#BabyYumYum #BYY #MomLife #ParentingStruggles #CoffeeFirst #ExhaustedMom #SelfCare #ParentingReality #NeedSleep

Being a parent is repeatedly saying ‘Put that down’, ‘Don’t lick that’, and ‘Why are you sticky?’ all day long. 🤦♀️ Does this ring a bell?

#MomLife #ICantEven #ParentingReality #SendHelp #BabyYumYum #BYY

#BabyYumYum #BYY #MomLife #ParentingStruggles #TwoUnderFive #Help #ParentingReality #SurvivingMotherhood #CrazyButWorthIt #ExhaustedMom

#BabyYumYum #BYY #DidYouKnow #Toddlers #ParentingTruths #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #MomLife #ParentingReality #LittleSponges #FunnyKids

Tried to explain the concept of "inside voice" to my toddler. They interpreted it as "let's see how loud we can be". Mission failed. 📢🤦♂️ #ParentingReality #VolumeControl #BabyYumYum #BYY

#BabyYumYum #BYY #MomLife #EndlessCycle #ParentingReality #MessyHouse #NeverEndingTasks #MomHumor #RealLifeParenting #ChaosAndLove

You can be a parent or you can have a spotless carpet. You can't have both. Carpet stains, our new interior decor! 🏡🧹 #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

Teaching a toddler to share is like teaching a cat to swim. It's possible, but expect some resistance and the occasional scratch. 🐱🔄 #SharingStruggles #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

Attempting to reason with a toddler throwing a tantrum is like negotiating world peace with a herd of angry unicorns. 🦄🤦♀️ #TantrumTroubles #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

#BedtimeStruggles #MomLife #ParentingReality #NightlyBattle #SleepTimeChaos #MomHumour #BedtimeRoutine #TiredMama #LifeWithKids #ParentingAdventures

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