#ZenDevAdvent

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-24

In Zen, Kodo Sawaki said: 'A day without work is a day without food.'
In Java, a day without a commit is a day without progress.
On the other hand... merry Christmas, take a break!

December 24
The end of the

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-23

When you create a Zen garden, it is never truly finished.
It evolves. Open source is a growing product, too; it’s a community in constant refactoring.

December 23

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-22

Legacy code is like the family you meet soon:
You’re stuck with them; you don’t understand them but are afraid to throw them out.

December 22

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-21

The Zen cook treats even the most straightforward meal as if it would be a king's meal.
Treat even the slightest code change with care. Every commit matters.
The commit message shows how seriously you took this advice.

December 21

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-20

They say failure is the best teacher. Java agrees, but only after
it throws the exception in your face. Handle it with grace and a try-catch block.

December 20

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-19

Zen says, ‘Be where you are.’
Java says, ‘Know your environment.’
Always test in production-like conditions.

December 19

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-18

In Zen, there is no end to practice, no finish line. In , there is no definition of done.

December 18

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-17

Burnout is the stack overflow of the soul.
Think more often about your life than your garbage collector.
At least in Java.

December 17

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-16

A good log message is like a Zen haiku: concise, meaningful, and almost poetic.

‘Server.
I failed.
I go on vacation.’

December 16

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-15

In Zen, they say: chop wood, carry water. In Java, we say: refactor code, write tests.

December 15

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-14

Write code as if the next person to read it is a raging psychopath with no patience.
That person may be you three months later.

December 14

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-13

Multithreading can lead to deadlocks. Do one thing at a time, you are not the JVM.

December 13

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-12

Pull request reviews are like group therapy in the best case, like group insanity in the worst.
Kindness lets you resolve both cases.

December 12

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Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-11

Your test suite is your Zen cushion. The more you sit with it,
so more peaceful your life gets.

December 11

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-10

Life is short, but your code reviews are not.

December 10

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-09

In Zen, we are all the same. In open source, there is no title.
Your git commits speak louder than your LinkedIn profile.

December 9

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-08

null is the emptiness we must all handle. null is like the friend
who promises to bring snacks but shows up empty-handed.

December 8

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-07

A good open-source project is like a Zen garden: simple and beautiful.
Never look at the issues tab when you are at peace with yourself.

December 7

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-06

Nothing makes you more mindful and present than java.lang.OutOfMemoryError.

December 6

Christian Grobmeiergrobmeier
2024-12-05

Microservices are like Zen gardens: they look peaceful, but maintaining them is an endless exercise in patience.

December 5

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