#aperturescience

chibi-[N]ah🇫🇷 :gold_account:alex@social.nah.re
2025-04-03
A poster, with a blue background.
A black cat clings to a wire.
A lightning bolt can be seen behind it.

The following text is displayed: Don't hang in there! Ground yourself!

Aperture laboratories
Shock outreach initiate
chibi-[N]ah🇫🇷 :gold_account:alex@social.nah.re
2025-03-04
BACKUP POWER ACTIVATED

In accordance with EPA guidelines, all experimental research facilities must provide an auxiliary or supplemental power source in the event of a blackout or other problem resulting in a loss of power. 

* In order to be effective, these power sources must provide the auxiliary power necessaryto run the facility at full capacily in the event of an emergency. 

Press any key to continue I
Code of Amor 💘codeofamor@codeofamor.net
2025-02-07

I love this track. The pristine cleanliness giving way to progressive distortion is like hearing chaos from order. It's beautiful. Like the vines of nature choking ancient human attempts at stone rigidity.
song.link/s/2xfS2CqAA4VTvuSVnb
#machiavellianbach
#portal
#portal2
#aperturescience

CyrilXerto
2025-01-09

"We do what we must, because we can."

Aperture Science tee shirt selfie
Eter (´= ̫=`) 🩷🩵🩷 :tryzub_white: :noleron_light:eq@social.noleron.com
2024-12-23
Screenshot of a linux desktop: Cinnamon DE, orange wallpaper with "Aperture Laboratories" logo on it.
Tony WellsTonyJWells
2024-02-13

This Boston Dynamics video is creeping slowly into Aperture Science territory, ending with "Changing your idea of what robots can do", voiced by a mild version of Cave Johnson.

youtube.com/watch?v=zb_3Phq3v98

2024-01-28
Tobias is an ape, so are youpixelworship@warhammer.social
2024-01-03

Put up a little sign in my hobby corner of the house. #SafetyFirst #ApertureScience #Portal2

A metal sign with art from the game Portal 2. It has humorous illustrations featuring cartoon people losing their hands, cartoon people being pushed into burning barrels full of toxic materials, etc. The text reads: "ACCIDENTS HURT... ...YOU! You will be hurt. ...COWORKERS! Don't endanger others. ...THE COMPANY! Replacements are costly. ...SCIENCE! Investigations impede progress. SAFETY FIRST!"
शून्यताwigalois@dresden.network
2023-10-31
Damia B. - She/HerDamiaB
2023-09-19

J'ai fini ma partie de Portal 2 :)

Ahh mais quel jeu. Quel jeu ! Je me suis encore plus amusée que pour le premier (et le 1 était fort). J'aime beaucoup l'humour qu'on y trouve, les puzzles étaient fun avec les nouvelles mécaniques (les différents gels, les rayons de transports…).

Et puis, on découvre le passé de la compagnie Aperture Science et ça, j'ai KIFFÉ !

Que dire de la fin, clairement inattendue, mais très jouissive !

Yeesht ☀️Yeesht
2023-07-05

p pRoatal

A portal-themed drawing I did of lumen on @rolandvz 's Aggie!

Peter Kahn🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈Citizenkahn@tech.lgbt
2023-05-04

Chief Cake Decorator, Contract, #ApertureScience (on-site).

Your experience
- 3 years of cake decorating experience (wedding preferred)
- attention to detail
- excellent communication skills
- customer focused
- deep moral flexibility

What you’ll do:
- Create unique cake designs for subject’s celebration after competing tests.
- Be killed by robots

chibi-[N]ah🇫🇷 :gold_account:alex@social.nah.re
2023-04-30

Toilet inspector
#ApertureScience

2023-03-14

"We do what we must, because, we can"
#portal #stillalive #coffee #aperturescience

Cup of Capuccino. Cup with "Aperture Laboratories" writing on it.
2023-02-18

Finally we have a joke property label sticker from the Aperture Laboraties, featured in the Portal game series.

This sticker features a working barcode and comes in packs of 1, 3 or 10.

#portal #ApertureLaboratories #ApertureScience #TheCakeIsALie #sticker

etsy.com/uk/listing/1420209535

A product label containing the text "Property of Aperture Laboratories" and a barcode below
:idle: OpenSoul :verified:opensoul@mastodon.uno
2023-01-21

Ho amato molto la saga di #Portal, ma le credit song in #asciiart dei due giochi sono un atto sublime di arte, ora a distanza di decenni voglio dirlo a qualcuno. Nel creare un video così alla fine di un videogame, troviamo l'autoreferenzialità, il nerdismo più puro, ma anche un pizzico di cattiveria e sarcasmo, dentro ad una furia quasi iconoclasta di una specie di sfigato karaoke. Stupendo.

#aperturescience #stillalive #wantyougone

invidious.sethforprivacy.com/w

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