@miffyhelen

No sticker, alas, but you can have this.

#Blackadder #Baldrick #meme #autism

@hindsight
it has been clearly inspired by the 1914 poem "Zang Tumb Tumb" by Marinetti, about the siege of Adrianople of 1912.

but while #Marinetti's "words-in-freedom" poem celebrates the dinamicity of war, by describing the battle using both onomatopoeia and refined words (that contemporary Italian soldiers couldn't even understand), private #Baldrick simplifies it for the "honest Tommy" of WW1: no unusual words, only the boring repetitive dizzying sound of death resounding over the trenches

Trying to understand Starmer’s tariff response - don’t. But I’m sure he has a cunning plan. (#baldrick .. I wonder if Rick really is bald?)

Dog - Not a cat.

#WrongDefinitions
#HashtagGames
#Blackadder
#Baldrick

here it be 4, but: ...see yourself, on youtube as scenes too x-P

https://tenor.com/de/view/blackadder-baldrick-yes-no-yes-and-no-gif-3738614284753847099

#baldrick #counting #beans #blackadder #comedy

@georgetakei

Looks like #Baldrick's #RatAuVan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q66NuZrB2E

#Blackadder

Lord Blackadder: [jubilant] Ha! Got him with my subtle plan!

Baldrick: I can't see any subtle plan.

Lord Blackadder: Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle Plans are Here Again!".

#Blackadder #Baldrick #SubtlePlans #harpsichord

https://youtu.be/I88WW2xDlAc?si=ocdBc-TYuXs0aA6o&t=36

Inspired by Private #Baldrick , here is my #poem "The #Mosquito in my Room":

Bzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzz bzzzzz
Bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz
Bzzzzz bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz
Bzzzz bzzzzz bzzzz

#Bzzz #Bzzzz

Have we checked ? Is Elon actually on Mark’s payroll ? Perhaps it’s 4D chess, and Twitter is meant to be subsumed by Threadz ?

#CunningPlan #Baldrick

@lhgmk2 "Give me a kiss, and I'll give you a penny!" #Baldrick

Pssst…

Wanna see my Privates?

#baldrick #blackadder #charleshawtrey #widdle #carryon #pike #dadsarmy
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@joostverweij@mastodon.nl En ik zei nog ZO... als je wilt dat je project slaagt, dan moet je om te beginnen de consultant eruit gooien.

#kansloos #baldrick

The RAF’s finest arrive in Sudan

#RAF #RoyalFlyingCorps #blackadder #baldrick
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Pretty sure I’d be in the Turnip Street Workhouse Pals. George & the Trinity Tiddlers wouldn’t have me. I’ve got a chin for starters.

Several of ‘em.

#Blackadder #Baldrick #enlist #WWI
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#Baldrick: I have a Cunning Plan.
#Blackadder: Really?
Bald: Yes sir. When they ask us where the £58 billion is, we say ‘Dunno, we can’t find the notes of the meeting either’.
Capt.B: Balders, you’re either a Berk or a Crook. Or both.
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I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.
#blackadder #baldrick
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As worn by Matt Hancock (not really— he's got a blue one). #Blackadder #Baldrick #GetItHere
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‘I don't care how many times they go "up-diddly-up-up", they're still gits!’

#RAF #blackadder #Baldrick
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The "Illegal Migration Bill". Is this a #Baldrick type #CunningPlan by the #Government to do the unspeakable by telling you in the title what it is; a migration bill that is illegal?

#ToryScum #ToriesOut #SmallBoats #SafeRoutes