#bollocks

2025-12-24

To all my friends, have a happy Yule, and I hope the elder god Delia will bring you a huge log.

#merryChristmas #bollocks

2025-12-08

Everybody knows - but #Tesla share price still holding up.
#Robots #Robotaxis #Bollocks

RE: mastodon.social/@dangillmor/11

2025-10-25

I made an amazing cottage pie! I was a little carried away what with all the chopping and the cooking and the seasoning.

I dropped carrot on the floor and somehow carried it into the living room, where I smooshed it into the carpet.

#Bollocks #ScrubScrubTime

Charming MalcontentCharmingMalcontent
2025-10-10

may think he's with hydrating lotion but was jolly good fun. The first sequel was but this outing was an agreeable pop study on , and purpose (with a quality nod to the 80s light cycles, and soundtrack)

Charming MalcontentCharmingMalcontent
2025-09-25

hey SHITE , THIS is what a proper, fucking looks like.
Grow some fucking you !
oh, and

2025-09-25

In today's episode of Book's Brainless Bonanza, our intrepid traveller takes apart their new washer because of bad bad smells and lumps of black mould.

#Bollocks

A photo of my washer partially disassembled in the middle of my kitchen. And tremors is playing on the tablet so why not.
Kentish Fran 🇪🇺kentishfran@mastodonapp.uk
2025-09-15

Goodness - lots to get on with this week #bollocks

Noticed that I had not read or heard anything about the claim that Quantum Computing would access Processing Power in Parallel Universes.

It's still a thing, apparently.

#Bollocks #Google #QuantumQuantumQuantum

search results for "quantum computing parallel universes" giving results dated December 2024 and mentioning Google's quantum computing research
Stewart Russellscruss@xoxo.zone
2025-08-29

fuck, first jet fighter of the airshow

#Toronto #bollocks

Quick summary of Global Politics: Nearly all those involved in politics at the highest lever are crooks, perverts, psychopaths, scum, nonces, and are generally out for themselves. The ones that aren't like that get accused of what the others actually do.

#ModernPolitics #Politics #Bollocks #FuckFascism

Dizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip :Fire_Bisexual:CaptMikeYates@tech.lgbt
2025-08-19
BoneHo-ho-houseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺BonehouseWasps
2025-08-04
2025-08-02

#BrianCox says #Trump "talking #bollocks" with #indyref2 claim

Trump: “There was a little bit of a restriction like 50 or 75 years before you could take another vote because, you know, a country can’t go through that too much"

Responding to comments, actor Brian Cox told Sky News: "He’s talking bollocks. I’m sorry, but he does. It’s rubbish. Let’s get on with it and let’s get it [independence] done. We can do it.

thenational.scot/news/25360652

#Scotland #Independence #Scottish #referendum

2025-07-11

"We couldn't deliver your groceries because you weren't in."

Yeah, I was in the front garden, waiting for you.

#Bollocks

2025-06-29

Friends, your attention please.

I would like us all to press F to pay respects to my dead graphics card.

After a few years of Cyberpunk and too much drawing, she's finally dead. Rest well, GeForce 3060Ti.

#Bollocks

So, do any of you nerds have good suggestions for graphics card around £400? I'm brand-apathetic so I'm happy to go AMD this time.

#AskFedi #GraphicsCard

2025-06-02

@Sbectol And remember too that - in UK Labour's view - the arms trade is an "ethical" industry.

#bollocks #UKpolitics

2025-06-01

Apparently there’s 40 percent off t-shirts and stuff this weekend.
Happy bollocks, innit!
psipook.redbubble.com
#t-shirts #apparel #bollocks #innit

2025-05-30

A Dream of AI

I noticed this, apparently genuine, screengrab circulating on social media:

Can it be? Can 2025 be just a dream and we’re really still in 2024? Did Trump not really get elected? More importantly, am I still on sabbatical? If so, why do I have a desk full of projects to grade? And why am I not in Barcelona?

I checked it myself and found this:

Someone at Google obviously tried to fix something by hand and didn’t entirely succeed.

Do you still think that AI isn’t a bubble waiting to burst?

#ai #bollocks #google

David B Ⓥ 🥕dvbx@veganism.social
2025-03-30

theguardian.com/food/2025/mar/

“I have variously followed a vegan or vegetarian diet…”.

You can’t “follow” a vegan “diet”. You can’t have compassion only when it suits your eating convenience or book-writing brief. 🤷‍♂️

——
Utterly bizarre article in the Guardian yesterday.

Includes the point “…I love animals alive and vegetables on my plate.” but then goes on to advocate for dairy & eggs in recipes.

The anticipated flame-war ensued in the comments where vegetarians blame vegans for speaking out. 🙄 Ironic maybe.

Vegetarians blaming vegans, explain that to me. 😕

The column was always plant-based titillation for a mostly middle-class & white demographic. However the editorial stance by the newspaper is baffling. Their food section seems divorced from reality & chases click-bait quite blatantly sometimes.

How are these “new” ingredients when there are at least 3 books with them in. 🤦‍♂️

#PlantBasedCapitalism
Not #Vegan

#Bollocks

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