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Can’t move.
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I’m supposed to go to HypeCon today to hand out some samples of my cards but Kolya barking during the night and Hamilton invoking #CatLaw has me immobilized 😫 #Caturday

Sometimes I walk into a room and find Max on the most random ass object. I've found him on the linen shelf (top and bottom shelf), an old CRTV we still have for some reason, the printer, the kitchen table, the kitchen stove, the air fryer, the gas stove (for heating, thankfully off), a laundry basket of clothes (clean or dirty), a box of random junk...

...and he just stares back at me like "What? If I fits, I sits. Its cat law."

#kitty #ififitsisits #catlaw #catsbelike #cats #catsofmastodon #sillyboy

Mouth waiting for the vet. He’s rubbing everything in the room because it is all his now. #CatLaw #CatsOfMastodon

Green eyed tabby cat looks up from in front of his kitty carrier

@jfmezei @myke do you have a cat? They are never asleep. Unless they're on top of you, and you need to get up. It's illegal to wake the kitty. #CatLaw

There's a temporary obstruction reducing this part of the hallway to a narrow opening.

What a purrfect place for a nap!
#CatLaw

A hallway half-blocked by boxes, with a cheeky cat lying in the narrow opening and staring up at the camera as if to say "What are you looking at?"

There is a cat lying down on my foot. I repeat: there is a cat lying down on my foot. And he is purring. Under the Cat Treats of Westphelina, I am obligated to be STILL until the feline relocates. And he appears to be falling asleep. #Caturday #CatLaw #Cat #CatsOfMastodon #CatCanoe #LawCatCanoe #FediLaw #LawToots

A black and white tuxedo cat is curled up on a purple quilt. Under him is a beige pajama pant leg. His black fur is very shiny!

QB @Colin

Our Abigail is unsufferable enough with her laycat understanding of #CatLaw. She mustn't fall in with this clowder of troublemakers.

https://fluffy.family/@Colin/109664339266256116

Double trouble #caturday #CatLaw

Caturday Saturday Rule (5):

If you go to bed before Caturday ends, you get first choice of beds...

#California #Chico #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #kitten #kittens #kittensofmastodon #dogs #dogs #dogsofmastodon #Caturday #Saturday #bed #beds #firstchoice #CatLaw #rules #rulesisrules

Cat Law mandates a person stays in place if a cat chooses them as their laying place. There is no time limit. So sayeth Caturday Saturday Cat Law. Have your affairs in order... good luck.

#cat #cats #Caturday #Saturday #CatLaw #law #rules #rulesisrules #bed #bedtime #skeleton #dead #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

#catlaw

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