#eLmo

Kierkethumbs up convincinglyKierkegaanks@beige.party
2026-03-06

#Elmo is going to go public with space x mid 2026 and wants to collect a couple of trillions despite not generating any profit beyond government handouts.

One million compute satellites is just one of his endless bullshit lofty goals he stutters about (unable to stay with his script) to defraud excited stupid fucking investors who deserve to have their money stolen

HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴HistoPol
2026-03-05


(6/n)

*ICYMI: BEWARE - of galore*

...down pictures and videos from the region from any but the "legacy media," aka "#MainstreamMedia!

PS:

If were , he'd be throwing an incomparable tantrum. - A request: for those of you still on for "explorative" reasons, could you please post screenshot of 's tweets regarding the self-generated, automatic "#HyperEnshittifcation?!?"--I'd appreciate it.

...

HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴HistoPol
2026-03-05


(5/n)

*ICYMI: BEWARE - of galore*

...monetization must be so massive, as to warrant these severe measures for any platform, drastic for the "#FreeSpeech" absolutists that they are in dangerous of alieanating some of there best money spinners (who deal in, you guessed again...#FakeNews.)

This is tragicomic!
It would be epical, if had to shut...

Cătă 🇷🇴🇺🇦🇲🇩🇪🇺petrescatraian@libranet.de
2026-02-28

Geopolitics hate vacuums of power. This is one of the basic rules of it. The most powerful countries out there are the ones that have the most powerful weapons (i.e. nuclear) and a large enough territory (also called "strategic depth"). In the recent history, there were only 3 countries qualifying for this: the US, Russia and China. They both have the means to essentially dominate the world and split it to their likings. This is essentially what happened with #Venezuela before, this is exactly what is happening with #Iran today, and it might be something that will happen with #Cuba either tomorrow, in a few days, weeks, months or whenever Trump wants to pull out another adventure for the US military.

Russia is now in regression. #Putin's ambitions in #Ukraine have weakened it and made it regroup, leaving precious "territories" behind - this is what happened with #Syria, where the opposition finally got free hand to do whatever they wanted with Bashar Al-Assad, this is what happened in the disputed Nagorno-Karabakh province - where Russia essentially abandoned both Armenia and Azerbaijan, and now it looks like it essentially abandoned Iran - it is true that both Israel and the US had a perfect plan to decapitate #Tehran and made it swiftly, but I did not see any reaction other than diplomatic condemnation (even though there was public information about something since days before); no strong military signals of aligning with Tehran or anything, nothing. Russia simply abandoned it, out of impotence, generated by the war in Ukraine. And it's influence in #CentralAsia albeit still firm in appearance, is shaky as well.

As for China, it is way too far from Iran, and it hasn't been historically under its sphere of influence.

US is far too, this is why it co-opted Israel for today's blitz operation.

There is only one thing that prevents total control by the big-3 of the entire world: state alliances. This could arguably be the decisive factor in deterring #Trump to do a takeover of #Greenland in the same way it did with Venezuela. When #Denmark felt under threat, it asked for help. Nordic countries, Germany, France, all jumped in helping Denmark. The more MAGA friendly countries like #Hungary or those that cannot see there's a divorce going on in the West like #Romania didn't do anything, the latter arguing that it doesn't have troops ready to fight in the Arctic (we do have mountain combat trained units just like the French have, but whatever...), yet it was still enough for Trump to reconsider the borders of his lebensraum.

Anyway, moving back to Iran, what was its response after the strike? Well, it conveniently bombed its Muslim neighbors - the worst move it could make. Iran doesn't have many friendly neighbors, but nor does Israel. Iran failed to use diplomacy to its advantage and prevent such an action, or at least provide proper retaliatory measures together with these. If Iran only wanted to strike the US bases, then it just failed miserably. Iran doesn't have the means of precision strikes perfected by the US and the West along the years. It uses weapons the soviets - and then the Russians - made, which are used only for blanket covering of a designated territory. If Iran actually wanted to revenge for the collaboration of these countries with the US, then it was the worst move it could make.

I am hopeful that both this and the Greenland episode will be a wake-up call for Europe. Russia is stuck in a grinding war in Donbass, taking away its precious resources and weakening it day by day, and Trump no longer even dreams of getting Greenland - at least for now. But to me, it feels clear that the autocrats in both #Moscow and #DC hate the EU. They hate the idea of countries collaborating for the same goal and staying independent of their sphere of influence - and that's why they're playing the long game. Their goal is to impose friendly leaders through elections and their battlefields are the modern social media platforms and their algorithms. We saw it when #CalinGeorgescu was boosted on TikTok, we saw it when #Elmo got mad that he would have to abide by #EU rules and regulations - and when the White House acted in its support. Any move towards less EU is a move that has the goal of destabilizing the continent, putting it one step closer to the vacuum of power that Russia and the US are more than happy to exploit - just like they did in Venezuela, just like they did in Iran, and just like they will likely do in Cuba in the near future.

Birne Helenebirne@troet.cafe
2026-02-20

Schon irgendwie ein fieses Foto, liebe @tazgetroete. Aber so als Kommentar auch mächtig passend. Danke, anyway!

#taz #Murz #Elmo #NeoCon #Fascism

GryficowaGryficowa
2026-02-11

Aha... Zaatakowali Elmo za to, że jest miły na twitterze, bo jest anty-biały i inne gówna... Ok, brzmi jak typowy wtorek

tumblr.com/silvermoon424/80774

The Three Fingers3Fingers@blorbo.social
2026-02-09

do you think The Count will help Oscar build the barricades when #ICE comes for #Elmo

OpenSoul ✅OpenSoul
2026-02-05

@quinta Aggiungo inoltre, per chi non lo sapesse, che i sistemi powerwall che vengono venduti da sono sistemi solo ed esclusivamente -coupled ovvero lavorano in corrente alternata, ovvero quasi il 10% dell'energia te la perdi per strada nelle conversioni, strutturalmente, e per sole scelte commerciali

Sono batterie che si potrebbero usare per aggiungere accumulo come retrofit ovvero su sistemi esistenti, ma non hanno senso per impianti nuovi, oltre ad avere dei costi proprio

OpenSoul ✅OpenSoul
2026-02-05

@quinta

Aggiungo a latere un'altra notizia nell'ambito dell'universo , dove mi occupo per lavoro: la sempre più disgraziata ha proprio da pochissimo lanciato i suoi proprietari

Mille mila balle fuffaguru in mkt (come farebbe una qualsiasi) per raccontare innovazioni inesistenti, per pannelli che sono dei banali Tier 1, ma con una cornice oscena, fatti pagare un occhio della testa senza alcun motivo e chiudere il loro ecosistema tutto proprietario

OpenSoul ✅OpenSoul
2026-02-05

RE: mastodon.uno/@quinta/116017936

Interessantissimo questo tuo post

Del resto il giochino depravato dei rapporti tra pubblico e privato, è un giochino che noi pure sappiamo manipolare anche meglio degli americani, da tempo

Fare società miste e opache che quando hanno costi sono imputati al pubblico (quindi ai contribuenti) e quando generano utili sono tutti spartiti dal privato, è una roba dove siamo maestri noi

tzè...

Out of Context Podcast QuotesPodcastQuoteBot
2026-02-03

"Elmo is the only non-human to testify before Congress!" - JOSH CLARK, We Got to Sesame Street, Stuff You Should Know

Out of Context Podcast QuotesPodcastQuoteBot
2026-02-03

"They still know who Elmo is!" - DAVID KAMP, Is this the End of Sesame Street?, What Next

2026-02-01

Polson Patriots rallying in support of freedom and democracy! Shut Out ICE Rally-Polson, Montana Saturday, January 31st-MT Hwy 35 & US Hwy 93, Polson, MT #Polson #Pablo #Ronan #BigArm #Elmo #StIgnatius #Charlo #Dayton #StandWithMinneapolis #mtpol #mtleg #mtnews #Indivisible #mobilze #50501Montana

Polson Patriots rallying in support of freedom and democracy!
Shut Out ICE Rally-Polson, Montana
Saturday, January 31st - MT Hwy 35 & US Hwy 93, Polson, MT
#Polson #Pablo #Ronan #BigArm #Elmo #StIgnatius #Charlo #Dayton #StandWithMinneapolis #mtpol #mtleg #mtnews #Indivisible #mobilze #50501Montana
2026-01-31

On Saturday January 31st join us from Noon-2PM at the intersection of MT Hwy 35 and US Hwy 93 for a protest concerning ICE's recent actions. #MTpol #MTleg #MTnews #flatheadcounty #lakecounty #Polson #Montana #Polson #Pablo #Ronan #BigArm #Elmo #StIgnatius #Charlo #Dayton #StandWithMinneapolis

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rq2mr55dlrxf3giajactl3ob/post/3mdq7uxjs7c2r

TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com
2026-01-31

@Gracchus I'm not surprised that #ElonMusk is an #Epstein client. This certainly means that #Elon is at least a #Rapist , if not a #Pedophile .
In addition to #Elmo being a #Nazi , of course.

#EatTheRich #TheWorstPeople

2026-01-29

Saturday 1/31 Noon - 2PM - Shut Out ICE Protest Protest along the sidewalks at the corner of Highways 35 & 93 #Polson #Pablo #Ronan #BigArm #Elmo #StIgnatius #Charlo #Dayton #StandWithMinneapolis #mtpol #mtleg #mtnews #Indivisible www.mobilize.us/mobilize/

Shut Out ICE Protest
Polson, Montana
Saturday, January 31st, 2026
ICE out of MNN
ICE out for Good
Noon - 2:00 PM
Corner of Highways 34 & 93
MegatronicThronBanksmegatronicthronbanks
2026-01-28



Elon Musk Haters Have Found a Hilariously Easy Way to Make Money on Polymarket

"He does have a solid fan base, and so if I can help separate them from some of their money, I’m always happy to do that."

futurism.com/future-society/po

Charming MalcontentCharmingMalcontent
2026-01-27

"Europeans are starting to see US data services as “no longer safe” for businesses, governments, and (civilised) societies."

Absolutely essential advice!
All of my tunnels are based entities. You need your head testing if you share ANY actual real data on tech platforms based in and 's

wired.com/story/trump-era-digi

Amalia Zeichnerinamalia12
2026-01-25

For anyone who needs some comfort today - this is so sweet and heart-warming.
Jonathan Bailey and Elmo from Sesame Street:
youtube.com/shorts/x0eyhjOXxK4

I am putting this short video into my "Comfort Collection" - where I collect things which comfort me.


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