Phoenix Collects His Own Life Insurance Policy. Lawyers Question Legality #fantasy #phoenix #fakeheadlines

Hero Who Just Killed 200 Henchmen Refuses To Kill Main Villain, Cites "Morals" #writing #fantasy #horribletropes #fakeheadlines

Study Finds Cats Would Absolutely Eat You If They Were Bigger #cats #kittens #caturday #fakeheadlines

“Me Eyes Are Up Here,” Says Local Bar Wench To Omniscient Narrator #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting #booksky💙📚 #fantasy #menwritingwomen #fakeheadlines

Book Advance Covers Nearly Half Of Author's Therapy Bills From Writing Book #amwriting #writingcommunity #writing #fakeheadlines

Elf Who Found Himself In The Wrong Universe, Completely Ill Prepared To Battle Forces Of Evil. #elves #elf #christmas #battleevil #fakeheadlines

Kitten Who Spent All Day Sleeping Now Ready For Big Night Of Sleeping Somewhere Else #fakeheadlines #cats #kittens

Pantyhose factory fire easily extinguished due to recently installed panty hydrant!

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Local father arrested for organ trafficking after stealing child's nose.

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Space Tourist Demands Refund. Realizes Everything Sucks Everywhere. #fakeheadlines #space

Self Proclaimed "Funny Man" Just Spouting Off Random Movie Quotes From The 1990s #fakeheadlines

Self Proclaimed "Funny Man" Just Spouting Off Random Movie Quotes From The 1990s
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Author Describes MC As "Hot," "Voluptuous," and "Badass," Considers Character Fully Developed #writing #writingcommunity #fakeheadlines

Author Describes MC As "Hot," "Voluptuous," and "Badass," Considers Character Fully Developed
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God-Fearing Cop Eager To Shoot Local Immigrant Looking For Better Life Just As Jesus Intended #fakeheadlines #crushedICE

God-Fearing Cop Eager To Shoot Local Immigrant Looking For Better Life Just As Jesus Intended
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Author At Coffee Shop Quickly Closes Laptop So Barista Won't Steal His Hamburglar Erotica Idea #fakeheadlines #writing #writingcommunity

Author At Coffee Shop Quickly Closes Laptop So Barista Won't Steal His Hamburglar Erotica Idea
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Tragic: Local 40-Something Male’s “Humor” Is Just "I Think You Should Leave" Quotes When asked for comment, he said, "That show is just right in my Q-Zone." #fakeheadlines #itysl

Tragic: Local 40-Something Male’s “Humor” Is Just "I Think You Should Leave" Quotes

When asked for comment, he said, "That show is just right in my Q-Zone."
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