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Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral.

#Flagshagging in the #UK. #NormalIslandNews #Satire

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/patriot-who-tragically-died-while

The #Starmtroopers have revealed the #livery for the #UK's fake "nationalised" rail company, #GreatBritishRailways. Unsurprisingly, the livery is a childish, garish, #fugly, visually illiterate riff on #flagshagging. If there is a prize for crimes against design, this is a winner.

(#GBR is #fake nationalised 'cos the rolling stock is all owned by private #ROSCOs who suck out huge profits)

Photo of a train decorated in the fugly new livery of Great British Railways

It's #PoppyPolice season again the #UK. 🙄

But for 2025, it seems that poppy fetishism has been merged with #flagshagging. 🙄 I assume that unadorned #lampposts will be either arrested or burnt down by feral #miniroundaboutpainters. 😂

pic from https://x.com/Frankpembleton6/status/1986507563878531569 #TheMadCountry

Photo of a lamppost beside a stone wall. The lamppost is decorated with a single large red poppy, about one foot in diameter, placed at about head height

Flag-shaggers cancel Christmas.

#FlagShagging
#ReformUK

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/nov/03/beyond-ironic-reform-led-council-says-flags-must-come-down-so-christmas-lights-can-go-up

Chrimbo gift idea from @coldwarsteve

#ColdWarSteve
#Flagshagging

Cold War Steve "Sunday supplement" advert.

Patriotic Cross of St George White Dog Shit Bauble.

Picture of a piece of white dog shit with a red cross painted on it. It is hanging from the branch of a Christmas tree.

Each turd is unique and handmade by Cold War Steve. They are ready to hang on your patriotic Christmas trees and come in a gift box, with a signed/numbered card of authenticity.

I am old enough to remember when the #LibDems were the cautious centrists of #UKpolitics.
Then their first woman leader promised to just ignore the #Brexit referendum. Then their new leader took up farcical aquatic ceremonies and won lots of seats at #GE2024.

And now their former leader #TimFarron goes #flagshagging at the LibDem party conference 🙄

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjd11n14zz1o

Former LibDem leader Tim Farron MP, wrapped in a union flag at the LibDem conference

@ChrisMayLA6 Now even the #LibDems are #flagshagging 🤮

Am I unfair on #TheMadCountry?

Isn't the 2025 English fad of #flagshagging #miniRoundabouts actually a weensy bit LESS bonkers than the 2022 fad of making inanimate cash machines join in an orgy of competitive mourning?

Maybe they are getting a wee bit better 😕

Imagune of a cash machine displaying a notice of mourning about the death of Queen Elizabeth II

Expose Racism Post on FB:
Spot on! #Faketriots #Flagshagging #LittleEnglander #BritNatz bstrds

#Flagshagging is now very popular in #Britain. But how many #flagshaggers do it properly?

The #DailyMash has published a handy guide: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/how-to-actually-have-sex-with-a-union-jack-20210326206528

"government of 'patriots" 🤮🇬🇧🤮🇬🇧🤮🇬🇧🤮

There's so much #flagshagging in #Starmer's government that I fear the whole #cabinet room will need to be hosed down and sterilised. 🤮🚿 is nobody able to tell Sir Kid Starver that #patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel?

I just hope that #LarryTheCat 🐈‍⬛ is safe from the horrors of the #Starmtroopers' futile efforts to out-#Farage the odious Nigel.

screenshot from https://x.com/GMB/status/1965298466109686217

Screenshot of a rptweet by Good Morning Britain (@GMB):

"Sir Keir Starmer will tell his new cabinet that they are the government of 'patriots' this morning. The PM will set out his stall for what he calls phase two of his leadership as his reshaped team meet for the first time. It comes as the Health Secretary's plans for failing hospitals in England to be named and shamed in league tables will be published for the first time this morning."

Morten Morland @mortenmorland @thetimes on #ProtestMania #AsylumHotels #AsylumSeekers #flagshagging - political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

#VE #VEDay #PalkyWorld FYI My father returned from #Japan in 1948. #War is #shite. Today their will be much #flagshagging . I will be avoiding this by listening to #BBCRadio3 and #BBC6Music. and sitting quietly in a community garden 'reflecting'. As my Muslim friends say 'peace be upon us'. As Dave Allen was wont to say "may your God be with you#. From me just love and 🕊️ ☮️

Nigel Farage: 🇬🇧

be like

JD Vance: 🛋️

#Weird #flagshagging #nigelfarage #nigelfartage #reformukpartylimited #flagshagger

Nigel Farage, an irrelevant politician representing a redneck town in a racist corner of England, pretending he's prime minister by making a statement from behind a desk with huge British flags on either side of him

Oh fucking hell, Keith's just "hinted" there might be a bank holiday if they win. Remind me to get some booze in please, I'll want to be unconscious.

#Flagshagging #Football

@Andy_European #LabourParty: “Refusing to support strikers; not allowing any dissent on #NATO or #Ukraine; putting #FlagShagging at the heart of its strategy; [..] supporting #Tory immigration policies - all issues that are pushing Labour [..] away frm a #Socialist agenda”

https://creatingsocialism.org/labours-anti-racism-turns-out-to-be-racist/

#flagshagging

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