#fml

Anarchic Teapot ⚧️anarchic_teapot@oc.todon.fr
2025-10-06

Cokdpaly: songs so naff the drummer can't be arsed to do a single break.

#fml

PH1BE5PH1BE5
2025-10-04

I’m at a pizza pub listening to some dudebro belt out acoustic covers of the most flacid tunes in his rock repertoire.

2025-10-03
It's the second time I end up using the `latest` tag of something and the project instantly moves to a different naming scheme and never updates the `latest` tag anymore #fml
Miguel L.mklopez
2025-10-02

Eyes burning, tired. Took off my glasses to rest... and briefly forgot where I left the glasses.

Which leads to "only have one pair, should get another", "haven't checked my eyesight in over a year", and "my old doctor doesn't take my new vision insurance".

DaLetra Englishdaletraeng
2025-09-30

See the lyrics for the song “FML” by Kanye West

daletra.com/kanye-west/lyrics/

DaLetra Françaisdaletrafra
2025-09-30

Voir les paroles de la chanson “FML” de Kanye West

daletra.art/kanye-west/paroles

DaLetra Deutschdaletradeu
2025-09-29

Entdecken Sie den Text des Liedes “FML” von Kanye West

daletra.top/kanye-west/liedtex

PositivDenken 🤯zeank
2025-09-29

Current status: have to setup a dedicated website with my address and actual phone number on it so my mother can send email from my server to t-online addresses.

community.grommunio.com/d/1823

-online

2025-09-26

Of course I've been recorded swearing because the cat ripped my headphones cable in a panic.
Of course that recording will be shared with hundreds of people.
#FML

SciFiCraftsSciFiCrafts
2025-09-25


Remember my cool 400 hours diorama? Hired a 300$ courier who usually now how to handle stuff like that, and now it looks like this:

Damaged diorama
PositivDenken 🤯zeank
2025-09-24

Was kept awake half the night by bunch of sex seeking moose.

Pic for attention.

Selfie of yours truly in their hammock next to a lake between trees. Ground is covered in golden brown needles and leaves. 🍂
2025-09-24

Determined that I would finally start working on vocal tracks today and the universe decided it was the perfect time to give me a big middle finger and hit me with a sore throat and a headache. #FML

AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈andthisismrspeacock@mas.to
2025-09-24

The face-melting illogic of that sentence is actually a great example of what it feels like to live here in 2025, tbh. #Science #Nuclear #Electricity #FML #EndTimes

Center of the Universecounivers
2025-09-22

FFS just give me an installer

Izotope screenshot
2025-09-18

Hoy para empezar mi día con energía el responsable de infraestructura de donde trabajo ha decidido reducir los recursos de las máquinas de uno de los clusters al 50% y evidentemente me lo ha tumbado. #FML

Alison CreeksideAlisonCreekside@mstdn.ca
2025-09-17
Anomnomnomaly BSC SSCAnomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-09-15

This coming week in a nutshell

On the upside, I booked the week off work, and I've got rid of my mum for 5 days as she's gone on a little trip down South with one of her friends from her pensioners club.

On the downside, I've got a fuck ton of DIY projects to do... electrical (new sockets and other cabling for ethernet and tv/satellite, some carpentry, new insulation and of course a load of decorating... and if there's time, doing the base for the shed I hope to get built before winter sets in.

Then there's a shit load of decor touches that need doing... hanging a large mirror, a load of picture frames up the stairs that need to be perfectly aligned both in height and width apart.

My week off, will actually be harder work than it would be if I'd just gone to fucking work each day.

#FML

DaLetradaletraita
2025-09-11

Testo della canzone “FML” di Kanye West

daletra.online/kanye-west/test

🆘Bill Cole 🇺🇦grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-10

A couple hours of trying to elbow my way into the #SpamAssassin RuleQA server for repairs has finally succeeded. Now to work on a machine that takes 2 minutes to respond to anything. #FML #Sysadminnery

2025-09-09

320€ für Gesetzesmaterial..
#FML!

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