#FML

o ifrit caduco 🦔🫚🪾⛈️🐌🌰🍛ifrit@masto.ai
2025-12-26

E hoje não havia bicis eléctricas na estação de comboios.

#fml

TomatoGrilledCheese :saitama:TomatoGrilledCheese@famichiki.jp
2025-12-25

Christmas morning. Got the Switch 2 for the kids with the Mario Kart World bundle that is a free download. It won't let me download the game because my Nintendo account is set to Japan. I logged into Nintendo's site to try and change my region for my account and it said, "No! Fuck you!"

I needed to go to Yodobashi Camera anyway because the HDMI cable they give you is only 1 meter long and same with the USB-C cable. :endme: #FML #Nintendo #Switch2 #NintendoSwitch2

Vladimir Savićfirusvg
2025-12-21

"[...] even if it is completely stupid, will be everywhere, get used to it!"

Prepare for that stupid world ploum.net/2025-12-19-prepare-f

SpringGnollspringgnoll
2025-12-20

Driving to Wagga for family Christmas. Someone give me an update on normie topics racist bogans will want to talk about, it's not my area of expertise. Anything going on in the news?!

#fml

Vladimir Savićfirusvg
2025-12-18

How in the world does anyone who considers h(im|er)self a programmer need more time to do this in their head than to copy&run or copy&sk AI?!

Here is the 15 sec coding test I used to instantly filter out 50% of unqualified applicants josezarazua.com/im-a-former-ct

PositivDenken 🤯zeank
2025-12-17

Will the fix of the fix of the fix work?

2025-12-16

Well, the #McCartneyAvoidanceAdvent is all over for another year. The 11yo had a Christmas concert to perform in in the middle of town. Since it was going on quite late I booked a table at Prezzo for afterwards. Got McCartney’d as I walked in the door. Then to top it off they also played my second most hated track, Stop the Cavalry. #FML The clock stops at 15 days 19 hours and 23 minutes.

Vladimir Savićfirusvg
2025-12-16

❗️

The math of being broke: Why you pay double for everything youtube.com/watch?v=8PeiQFJA2BU

2025-12-16

Apparently having duel heartbeats does not make one a time lord #fml

Annelies Kamran, Ph.D.akamran@indieweb.social
2025-12-15

I shoveled the driveway down to the blacktop specifically so anything remaining could melt in the sun today. So what happens? Blowing snow recovers it an inch deep - too much for the sun to get through, which means I have to shovel again. #fml

2025-12-15

When I come into the office, I like to park my car almost 1km away from where I sit, so that I get a wee walk in.

I just realised I left my headphones in my car 🥲

#fml #mastodaoine #rto #MondayDemotivation

Stuff I didn't end up buying or eating in Asia 😭️😭️😭️

#asia #fml

bulgogi quessadilla in koreahario syphonista syphon coffee machineisabelle from animal crossing dolla red speckled kuromon tie
Chris Geoghooligan ✊VTDARKSIM@toot.community
2025-12-12

Guess who dropped 2 full unopened bottles of white wine on the basement floor today and got to pull out the rug, entertainment center, bookcase, mini fridge, and loveseat, hunting for shards of glass and pools of wine? 🙋‍♂️
#FML

Scott the F is implicit Baxtereyesquash@mastodon.world
2025-12-12

#NoteToSelf #linux #ubuntu #problems #bleepingComputer

Reboot to finish installing updates.

External monitors don't work. Network doesn't work.

Use phone to download linux-modules-extra deb file for my kernal version and architechture.

Copy the file from the phone to the computer, sudo dpkg -i <the file>. reboot.

#FIXED. Now I can "go" to work.

2-1/2 hours. #FML

o ifrit caduco 🦔🫚🪾⛈️🐌🌰🍛ifrit@masto.ai
2025-12-11

Segundo dia tentando comprar bilhetes no web de Renfe... "Nestes momentos non se pode facer a reserva de prazas. Inténteo máis tarde. (G001-CE06)"

(o de ontem pode que fora erro meu)

(para comprar o passe do mês, e que começa amanhã, não tive problema...)

#renfe #fml

J :vm: :lions: :mets:j@janerationx.social
2025-12-10

That figures. (I live in Reno.) #NFL #FML

A color-coded map that shows  (AGAIN) how I'm being blocked from watching the Detroit Lions on an actual TV. Instead, I'll be getting a rancid serving of Titans-49ers. The Titans were eliminated from the postseason two weeks ago. Nobody cares.
Vladimir Savićfirusvg
2025-12-10

A race to the bottom - at 72 hours per week. 😔

China outlawed 996 culture. So why are US tech employees taking pay cuts to pull insane hours? pcmag.com/articles/996-work-ho

Wintermute :badgodesberg:Neuromancer@bonn.social
2025-12-08

Falls sich jemand fragt.
Letzte Nacht habe ich wenig bis gar nicht geschlafen. Das habe ich leider häufig am Sonntag. Also hab ich mich so durch den Tag geschleppt, weil ich um 1700 einen Termin in der City hatte.
Ich fahre also mit der Bahn in die Stadt. Kämpfe mich am Weihnachtsmarkt vorbei. Kaufe ne Kleinigkeit™️ beim Rossmann ein und gehe zu meinem Termin.
Man gab sich irritiert, als man mich erblickt hat.
Der Termin ist morgen.
#fml

Rachel RawlingsLinuxAndYarn
2025-12-08

I finally learned today that the move to get off our current SSO and 2FA platforms at work and moving to Microsoft Entra is being driven by... KPMG.

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