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2024-12-26
Ray*mond Li*terallymadbarrister
2024-12-26

Give Me a Reason (for your return)


Ray*mond Li*terallymadbarrister
2024-12-26

Take these broken wings back


Ray*mond Li*terallymadbarrister
2024-12-26

No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you want to try sometime
Keep your receipt


2024-12-26

Finished with Christmas and looking for something exciting to dive into? Craving some action-packed fantasy to energize you and shake off the post-holiday lull?

Feel the pulse of battle—where heroes are made and destinies are written in blood!

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2024-12-26

Finished with Christmas and looking for something exciting to dive into? Craving some action-packed fantasy to energize you and shake off the post-holiday lull?

Feel the pulse of battle—where heroes are made and destinies are written in blood!

medium.com/@d.bohica.2023/no-m

#whatToRead
#bookstodon @bookstodon #WritingCommunity
#SelfPublishing
#Writing
@indieauthornews #christmaseveshoppingasong
#giftexchangeasongorpoem
#SwordAndSorcery
#Fantasy
#Magic
#Clash
#Arena
#Epic
#Fight

@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNotePineywoozle@masto.ai
2024-12-26

Come Monday it’ll be alright,
Come Monday I’ll be holding cash tight.
I’ll spend 4 lonely days in a receipt only haze.
and I just want dough back, I’ve got proof on my side.

#GiftExchangeASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames

@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNotePineywoozle@masto.ai
2024-12-26

Trying to reason, with gift exchange season
Boots, britches bar bells & salads
Big squalls drowning the suburban dream
Mall cops coming soon.
I passed out in my new hammock,
God, I slept way past noon.
Stood up & tried to focus,
I hoped I wouldn’t have to look far.
Forgot I returned the mix for the Mary.
So I stumbled next door to the bar.

#GiftExchangeASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames

2024-12-26

somewhere
over in aisle 6
way up high
there's a grill that I'd rather have
it's at the same price...

#GiftExchangeASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

2024-12-26

i got some
red
undies
i'd go blue
maybe
mister clerk, you know they'd fade to pink...

#GiftExchangeASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNotePineywoozle@masto.ai
2024-12-26

Jimmy Buffett sent me
Fruitcakes, they’re in the kitchen
Now there’s Fruitcakes on the street
Struttin naked through the crosswalk
In the middle of the week

Half baked cookies in the oven
Half baked people on the bus
There was
a little bit of acid in the fruitcake, I returned the rest.

#GiftExchangeASongOrPoem
#HashtagGames

2024-12-26

Run To The Malls - Iron Maiden #GiftExchangeASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

Mr Lawrence 🇪🇺🇷🇼LMac1970@mstdn.social
2024-12-26
A retro music album cover featuring three performers: a man in a white shirt and gold necklace, flanked by two women in colorful, ornate outfits with braided hair. The title "Going Back To My Roots" is prominently displayed at the top.
2024-12-26

#giftexchangeasongorpoem
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Jojo was a man who wanted a PlayStation
But he got 12 pairs of socks
So Jojo took the socks and receipts to the mall
And traded them for an X-Box

Take Back
Take Back
Take Back to get what you want

Mr Lawrence 🇪🇺🇷🇼LMac1970@mstdn.social
2024-12-26
An image featuring a golden cross against a cloudy sky, with the text "Our GOD Reigns" in an elegant font.
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐕NWBison
2024-12-26

To everything return, return, return
There is a reason it’s returned, returned, returned
And a time for every refund under Heaven

A time to be bored, a cracked die
A dead plant, a time to repair
A dangerous toy that could kill, a loose boot heel
A Tickle Me Elmo won’t laugh, a cracked mug that weeps

To everything return, return, return
There is a reason it’s returned, returned, returned
And a time for satisfaction guaranteed

2024-12-26

We're no strangers to gifts
you know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give it back
Never gonna put it down
Never gonna run around and return it
Never gonna re-cash it
Never gonna storecredit
Never gonna break the rule to un-gift it

#GiftExchangeASongOrPoem

2024-12-26

The refund of the King

oops, that was a movie.

#GiftExchangeASongOrPoem

2024-12-26

I return, -turn, -turn
this ring of fire

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