Bioengineered crackers...made by elves... 👀

#Keebler

What was the worst marketing decision in history, and why was it #Keebler changing the Vienna Fingers recipe?

#Cookies #ViennaFingers #Snacks

Dwayne Raccoon lays in his holiday bed with some Keebler Fudge Stripes, I'll be trying them on my TikTok soon #tiktok #dwayneraccoon #keebler

Put some color in your cheeks!
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1989 Keebler advertisement.
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#Cookies #ChocolateChipCookies #Keebler #KeeblerElves #Advertisement #Food #Retro #Vintage

Remember some of these ?
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1994 Keebler advertisement
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#keebler #advertisement #cookies #crackers #retro #food #vintage

1985 Nabisco Keebler Cheeblers advertisement
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#Retro #Vintage #Advertisement #Keebler #Nabisco #JunkFood #Snacks

The most substantial information on these is -- not surprisingly -- a lawsuit!

Keebler Company, Plaintiff, Appellee, v. Rovira Biscuit Corporation, Defendant, Appellant.keebler Company, Plaintiff, Appellant, v. Rovira Biscuit Corporation, Defendant, Appellee, 624 F.2d 366 (1st Cir. 1980)

#ExportSodas #crackers #legal #lawsuit #keebler #PuertoRico

https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/F2/624/366/312997/

From some reason, we have a tin of these crackers here right now.... They are apparently manufactured in Puerto Rico. Starting to look up what I can... #keebler #ExportSodas

I used to eat these a lot. I don't know why I loved them so much. They didn't taste that much like pizza, but hey I was a Ninja Turtle loving kid so anything that had anything to do with pizza was high on the list.
#keebler #chips #tmnt #bringitback #keeblerconspiracy

Snack Attack -
Keebler Snacks 1989
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#Snacks #Keebler #Junckfood #TatoSkins #Pizzarias #Oboisies #potatochips #retro #vintage #food

But I don’t *want* to eat something healthy. 😭

I want to eat Keebler Deluxe Grahams.

They’re made by the elves, you know.

#Keebler #JunkFood #LOTR #LOTRmemes

Keebler: I think the flamingo’s back, Johnny.

Johnny Appleseed: I think you’re right, Keebler. I can smell his algae-eating beak from here. Don’t look back!

Keebler: Do you still owe him shrimp money?

Johnny Appleseed: Well, first off, they’re really good shrimp…

https://cdhs.net/meet-the-pets/
#keebler #johnnyappleseed #adoptdontshop #sheltercat #cat #cats #catsofmastodon

I'm not the only one, right?

#keebler #comfortfood #howToEat

#GirlScouts Even though #Keebler makes Girl Scout cookies these days and I can get "thin mints" any time now since they're literally the "Grasshopper" cookie just repackaged. . . I still feel like buying 10 of the girl scout green boxes anyway 😂 🤦

What I will not do is spend $50.00 on a box of popcorn with the #BoyScouts. That shit has gotten stupid priced and I cannot justify that one.

Thin mints though. That's a few dollars of joy.

Hot take:

Keebler Grasshoppers are better than Thin Mints.

But I think the Girl Scout Thin Mints came first....

#cookies #keebler #thinmints #grasshoppers