Twelve pet peeves about modern hotels
Listed below are this author’s 12 pet peeves about staying in modern hotels. If there are others that readers of this blog wish to send along, please feel free to do so. The peeves are not listed in order of importance and this author is sure there are many more peeves that could be added. Peace!
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- Why are there so many darn gadgets with glow-in-the-dark digital lighting that cast unwanted light across the room like the Vegas Strip at night?
- Must 90% of all continental breakfasts be composed of solely carbs and sugar?
- Please let the customer control the heating and air conditioning, instead of being subjected to preset temps in the room that arc back and forth between North Pole and Death Valley.
- Why does a pet cost nearly as much per night as a person? And, what the hell is it with $75 for the first three nights, even if you only stay for one, at certain hotel brands. If you don’t want pets, just say so.
- Funny how in the archaic days of pre-internet you could cancel reservations over the phone by 6:00 pm on the day of arrival and not be charged. But now, in the high speed digital age, many places require 48 hours notice or more! So, it now takes two days for a cancellation to reach its destination where before it took mere seconds by phone? Can you say “rip-off?”
- Why can’t night shade curtains be made that actually extend past the middle of the window so that damn beacon in the parking lot doesn’t shine through right where your face is on the pillow?
- My kingdom for a mini-fridge that doesn’t turn everything into a glacier overnight!
- Exactly how many documents does one have to sign to check in to a hotel for that breathtaking cubicle overlooking the truck stop?
- Why are breakfast areas always jammed packed with travel soccer teams or families heading to Disney World right when we come down to eat?
- Ever notice how brand new hotels, especially along highways, are awesome at first, but each subsequent visit they seem to be gradually losing their luster to the point that within a few years they seem to be falling apart? Are we that disposable of a society?
- Does anyone offer decaffeinated coffee anymore?
- Why do hotel showers always have a sweet spot on the handle that instantly switches between hell-fire and deep freeze?
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