#notmyproblem

T Alex Beamishtalexb@fosstodon.org
2025-05-05

When you happen to check LinkedIn, even though you were retired from your last job, and you see a position advertised by someone in your network. The position appears to be your last job, now paying 10-20% more than when you were discontinued.

Either the job's been open for two years, or someone else left the team. #OhWell #NotMyProblem #HiHo

2025-03-13

Well @Lprazdnik and I got our new LG all-in-one washer/drier combo set up today. It's a really nice machine and I appreciate that the guys from Home Depo added bump dots for us on the buttons that are touch and that you can access controls on the unit itself, as well as the LG ThinQ app, but I'm trying not to be upset that our downstairs bathroom has been temperaraly converted into a laundry room.
With the current configuration people can use the toilet but not wash there hands, I can't clean the sinc, or get access to the cleaning supplies in the cubbard because the machine is connected to the sinc without an easy way to unplug.
@Lprazdnik should have a work-around arriving next week in the form of a different adapter.
Losing one bathroom is a small price to pay for this access and not having to deal with laundry room fuckery though, I suppose.
If people come over and bitch about not being able to use the downstairs bathroom, #notmyproblem LOL JK. :-)

2025-02-09
So day 2 didn't go as expected, but it only changed for the better! So happy to spend time with some newly found friends and even celebrities!

#sony #sonyalpha #zve10 #photographer #photography #photographyeveryday #challenge #photographyeveryday📷😍#popupshop #singer #artist #laila #notmyproblem #youtube
2025-02-01

THE END - A short story

A handful of decrepit old men decide to enslave the world in #tyranny and suffering.

A few more join them in hopes of getting a piece of the action.

Many more carry out their orders, telling themselves they aren't responsible for their actions, hoping to be slayed last.

The rest sigh and stare at their feet, waiting to be slaughtered.

The End

#politics #nihilism #fatalism #pacifism #apathy #civicduty #democracy #notmyproblem

̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶seth@pdx.social
2025-01-18

I'm confused, is there a law that says
#Google has to send me a birthday present?

#privacy #notmyproblem

Google can't find my birthday! It's so awkward for them because they probably think I didn't invite them to my birthday party.
2025-01-06

This is the Spanish version of the infamous Polish idiom “Nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy.” #español #polski #notmyproblem

Quote meme: 
nosferatu? No. tuferatu. No es mi problema.
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-01-04

#MoreRecently...

I met a #Team of #HealthcareProfessionals who #WantedSomeHelp with their #ServiceDelivery...

The #RecruitingLead "decided" that I was #TooOverQualified and had #TooMuchExperience; so "they/them" also "decided" to #Recruit #SomeoneElse, which is #Fine; #ExceptThat "they/them" aren't #AsQualified or have #AsMuchExperience...

#So... #GoodLuckWithThat...

I can #GoBack to #BeingRetired and #IT's #TheWeekend; #So, #IT's #NotMyProblem...

There will be #SushiPower in #TheVeryNearFuture; #IT's a #Prophecy... For #CatInTheHaturday...!

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:​🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹🍣​🦄​​🍣🦹:fediverse:

#SushiPower...!
2024-12-15

Language learning struggles?

If you’re not using my resources and still stuck, let me tell you—it’s not my problem. Oh wait… as your Hebrew teacher, it is my problem!

So stop messing around with whatever else is out there and let’s get you speaking Hebrew the right way. 😉

#LanguageCourse #Teacher #NotMyProblem #LearnHebrew #Success

2024-11-18

I found a live GitLab bug that was reported 6 years ago and closed without a resolution.

The comment section is a comedy of ownership deferment.

gitlab.com/gitlab-org/gitlab/-

#gitlab #notmyproblem #software #cicd

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-10-15

@GNUxeava @puniko just configure your client properly to not display a #hashtag as such.

  • If it can do that, nag the devs until they make that possible!

#NotMyProblem #CantFix #WontFix

teledyn 𓂀teledyn@mstdn.ca
2024-07-09

YAY! News app works in #Nextcloud 29 on mobile again! Gee, I wonder who fixed what, considering both sides said #notmyproblem, although maybe my upgrade to 29.0.3 self-corrected something?

ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick
2024-07-01

OK, it seems to be an internal mastodon.social server error.

@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlyinfosec_jcp@infosec.exchange
2024-04-21

You know I.T. really⁴ is out of my hands when an eX-Roomate & His Mother, April Page, defected to Russian Intelligence, init, by their own actions an family ties, since the 1970's?

Dumb #Facebook #harassment campaigns, Even Stupider Impersonation of Me on #Facebook, pointing out their own #surveillance weaknesses, via #feedbackloops , which ARE coming to an end, for them, because.. DefectorsKidZ did their ' #Oopsie, #Whoopsie, THEIR #Mistakes ' 3x, Generationally, init?

#NotMyProblem, yeah? 💯

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-04-19

@RAlpenstern @realPaser Ja das ist Problem der #Vermieter, nicht der #Allgemeinheit!

Die speichern und erheben doch die Position bei jeder Miete metergenau zwecks Abrechnung und Verfolgung von Diebstahl, also können die auch sagen welche*r Mieter*in falsch geparkt hat!

(Machen die inzwischen auch bei Autos!)

#NotMyProblem #ProblemSolved

:apa: スプリットショックウイルス †splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network
2024-04-15

Just wrote off a Yeezy jacket on my taxes.

#NotMyProblem

2024-03-23

“It’s not my problem” in Hebrew.

Comes in handy when it really isn’t!

#notmyproblem #hebrew #languagelearning #problems

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2024-03-22

@Elucidating my OSINT isn't about #Palantir but worse in terms of #NatSec...

But since @bsi doesn't give a damn nor @bmvg@social.bund.de / @Bundesregierung pay me to fix it, it's #NotMyProblem...

2024-03-14

@elias @freyablekman this is a business trip. I’m invited by the university of Aix-Marseille for an academic jury tomorrow. So I don’t deal with that, fortunately 🥳#notmyproblem

Ruggothrikh From Albionadvynter@c.im
2024-02-27

Ok, #threads, you wanna federate with us in the future?

I'm game...but for now I just don't care(I just filtered threads.net). You're a big company, your choice, you decide what makes the most money.

#NotMyProblem

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