I’m so glad I chose not to be financially successful. I’ve seen #Succession, I don’t want that for my children

#parenting #thinkingAhead #parentOfTheYear #soSuperSmart

Made it to the third floor of the children’s museum before noticing the toddler has cheese on his forehead #ParentOfTheYear

Today's nominees for #ParentOfTheYear ⛵

>Parents leave baby alone near shoreline to go boating in Lake George, New York cops say https://www.kentucky.com/news/nation-world/national/article289411200.html

#parents #fail

Jag förstår inte de som tycker att barn ska vara ute och syssla med riktiga aktiviteter istället för att spela spel. Mitt yngsta barn har nu vid strax 5 års ålder redan lärt sig både rida häst och köra bil ifrån pedagogiska tv-spel.

Tack Rockstar!

#svpol #ParentOfTheYear

I'm on the radio enjoying my time off on a weekday while my 7-year-old daughter is watching her iPad and my wife and 5-year-old daughter are still sleeping. #AmateurRadio #HamRadio #4thOfJuly #IndependenceDay #ParentOfTheYear #Sarcasm

@mileszs Badass! I saw Machine Head at the House of Blues in Chicago back in high school and I STILL remember how good that show was. This makes you #parentoftheyear.

I’m the parent who didn’t show up to parent/teacher conferences because I thought it was at 12:20 pm, and it is… eastern time, but I’m on the west coast, so it was at 9:20am.

#Oops I guess I don’t get the #parentoftheyear award. Hahaha

Today's nominees for #ParentOfTheYear, out of #Floriduh of course.

Mother Complained About the Father Playing ‘Your Stupid Video Games’ After 4-Year-Old Daughter Wandered Naked Down Street: Police https://lawandcrime.com/crime/mother-chewed-out-the-father-for-playing-your-stupid-video-games-after-4-year-old-daughter-wandered-naked-down-street-police/

#FloridaMan #FloridaWoman

My Monday contribution to #TeacherAppreciationWeek is convincing all three weasels to put on deodorant “for all that is good and holy.” #parentoftheyear #parenting #twins #toodamnmanykids