“She’s smart… but I’m smart and dramatically faster than the speed of light.” ⚡😂
#funnyquotes #dailyhumor #instafunny #lol #relatable #sarcasm #captionideas #funnycaption #trendingnow #memevibes #lightyearsahead #futuremode #comedyvibes #humorposts #viralcaptio
@tend2wobble until #AmericanGestapo get #2A'd shit will continue to get worse!
#USpol #sarcasm #NotLegalAdvice #WhatYouAllowIsWhatWillContinue #commentary #Accountability #Consequences
@neil time to #teach the kids proper #TechLiteracy and #MediaLiteracy so hard the #NCA is gonna put an arrest warrant out to everyone doing a @cryptoparty@mastodon.earth / @cryptoparty@chaos.social / #CryptoParty or attending one!
Answer the door, pay for the pizza.
If those poor cops need to deliver pizza to make a living maybe the municipality should increase the police budget by tens of millions of dollars.
(adding #Sarcasm and #OppositeDay hashtags just to make sure no-one mistakes my meaning)
I hope #PatentTrolls like #Rothschild get their asses handed to court.
Espechally when the #PatentTroll's #lawyers farted out "#AIslop" (don't call it a #hallucination, #Mansplainers don't hallucinate either, they know it's wrong and unlike any "#AI" they do have sentience!) in their filings.
The fact that #Valve settled in the past is only due to the #SueHappy nature of #US #courts, where filing nefariously isn't punished and where #settlements are cheaper than fighting for the #truth, with #ShellCompanies being weaponized as disposable shields from harm!
I'm just glad such bs patents are null and void in #Germany because they are neither "new" nor "an actual invention that solves a technical problem"...
#NotLegalAdvice #commentary #sarcasm #PatentTrolling #Patents #SoftwarePatents
Seit Jahren versagen viele Eltern.
Danke Sam, jetzt wissen wir die Lösung.
There is no business value in IPv6 as address space is so cheap. But there is business value to rent you an IPv4 address for $xx.
@christineburns Who could ever have guessed that defining a persons sex differently in different circumstances or for different purposes could create widespread legal confusion? #sarcasm
Keir Starmer is a lawyer. Was he really enough of an idiot to think that variable definitions bring clarity? If not, how was he persuaded to lie, and by who?
Had to rearrange an appointment with my GP. The lady who answered the ‘phone sounded SO unwell. I expressed my concern and she said she’d been ill since September! She really didn’t sound as though she should have been at work, especially in a surgery where she will come into contact with vulnerable people.
I expressed my astonishment to my daughter who said “If only there was something people could use to prevent infection…”
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@DaveMasonDotMe but it has Copilot now. It's better. #sarcasm
"use the helm chart on a k8 cluster. Just have the variables on the helm file and execute the chart."
this is excellent advice to somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue on how to begin the task even without the billion knobs they need for your "solution".
#shortbreak #shorts #DoomScrollBreak #humor #sarcasm #irony #asian #santa
It's that time of year again. Be prepared! ☝️ =D
#Morgengedanke Da kaufen wir Deutschen massenhaft Feuerwerk, um zum Jahresende die „bösen Geister“ zu vertreiben – und sind dann ernsthaft überrascht, dass #Merz, #Söder, #Linnemann, #Spahn & Co. im neuen Jahr immer noch da sind. #sarcasm
@dromografos #AmericanGestapo being stopped at gunpoint by citizens acting in #SelfDefense and/or #MutualDefense - when?
#2A #USpol #sarcasm #ICE #FuckIce #Amerikkka #racism #fascism #shitpost #commentary
@QasimRashid Julia is a woman and as such, per the teachings of Paul, cannot teach or lecture a man. I guess she’s not Bible believing either. #sarcasm
I wonder why Borthwick brought Caluori into the England squad so quickly. Nothing to do with him being 6'5", I'm sure.
Just a hint of #sarcasm from me. 🙂
@Lazarou Remember 3 things:
1. #Billionaires are still human flesh and still as fragile. They can't defy physics!
2. Being an Antisocial Rich Asshole is a choice - Poverty isn't!
3. #WhatYouAllowIsWhatWillContinue!
What you do with these is none of my concern...
