#Sarcasm

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2026-02-07
2026-02-07

!!!!!!!!!!! #humour #sarcasm #tvshows #uk
#mitchell_and_webb_look
#mitchell_and_webb _are_still_looking (sequel)
#mitchell_and_webb_not_helping
#mitchell_and_webb ( never helped , never will help ) (final chapter) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

2026-02-07

!!!!!!!!!! #humour #sarcasm #old_saying
#ps: #rollingstones don t gather #moss , unless
it s #keithRichards picking #kateMoss for a #joint_business #venture
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2026-02-07

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #humour #sarcasm
#almost_lookalike #i_know_what_you_thinkin
#john_alderton & #tom_selleck #magnum_p_i
look the same .
we narrowed 3 options : their grandads :

1) worked @ #vw , #audi , #skoda & #seat & created similar models to ship to different countries , eg #seat_es , #skoda_cz
2) they toured with #mick_jagger
( 5000 tours x 5 days each tour = 25000 kids lookalike worldwide )
3) business partners with #silvio #berlu_scones_bunga_bunga !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2026-02-06

********* #sarcasm #humour
#mel_trump acting as #happy_wife
don_trump acting as a normal #president *****************

Viktoria D. Richards/Uddelhexev_d_richards@literatur.social
2026-02-06

This is too good to not share this webfind .
Because it is so true.

#Netzfund #Sarkasmus #sarcasm #Satire

Screenshot of a post from an Account named Jordan. Text says: being alive during this modern era is great. Robots are creating soulless versions of people, i spend half my paycheck on rent an the other half on 4 blueberries, and i'm addicted to a little pocket computer that makes me sad everyday. Fantastic.
Mlb Kiwi đŸ«”âœ‹đŸ˜›đŸ€šmlbkiwi.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2026-02-06

Shoe with Dezi Freeman’s foot washes up on NSW beach #auspol #sarcasm

2026-02-06


Corporate tip:
Don’t tell anyone at work you’re good at something.

weird-jokes.com/

Corporate tip: 
Don’t tell anyone at work you’re good at something.
2026-02-05

I know microplastics are in everything these days, including our own bodies, but trying to market your crisps as being better due to being “now made with 25% recycled plastic”.

#sarcasm

Tyrrell’s crisp packet of mature cheddar & chive flavour crisps, with a banner stating “now made with 25% recycled plastic” but it’s not clear if the mean the crisps or the packaging
Nick (Alatar the Blue)alatartheblue@polymaths.social
2026-02-05

@adamsdesk

I love that the entire bundle assumes that everyone who didn’t already learn adulting is 35 or less, as if Gen X isn’t just muddling along and faking it the same as we have our entire lives
..

Yet another latch key “better figure it out on your own” moment.

#sarcasm #amusement #genxjoke

2026-02-05

"Harris campaign accounts relaunch on X, TikTok in new partnership"

:why:

I couldn't think of a better place to launch a progressive campaign than Nazi bars. (Yes, this was sarcasm.)

thehill.com/homenews/campaign/

#USNews #USPol #KamalaHarris #NaziBar #Xitter #TikTok #sarcasm

Kevin Karhan :verified:kkarhan@infosec.space
2026-02-05
Spaceflight 🚀spaceflight@spacey.space
2026-02-05
2026-02-04

Thank you, medical equipment provider, for printing your customer service numbers in a color that is not black, to the great benefit of your many vision-impaired customers.
#accessibility #sarcasm #healthCare

TheJen will not complyTheJen@beige.party
2026-02-04

Really hope all these bitcoin fuckers are happy with their whole hearted support of a global criminal pedophile rape ring.

That's gotta feel good.

#sarcasm

Derek J. Thiessderekthiess@mas.to
2026-02-04

I confess I’ve never read the #HarryPotter books, but after the #EpsteinFiles release, I’m curious. Are the relationships in the books age-appropriate, or are they more like “teen gets turned out by 108yo vampire or 500yo elf lord” like all the other really popular YA fantasies? #sarcasm #RhetoricalQuestions

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