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Driving today and on the rain
Decided to wear my yellow night glasses and holy crap they made it so much better
Actually just looked like a sunny day
But
The water on the roads was odd
I could see bubbles or foam everywhere like white paint or oil was mixed with the water
Dust off the roads after 7 weeks dry?
Then it hit me
#chemtrails innit?
It's build up from that getting washed away
"A Rosy Report on the State of Things, Five Months into 2025
Just imagine how “good” things will be in a few more months.
By all appearances, we’re doing great. Just ask the President. The economy is humming along if you squint just right."
#Budget #USA #News #Taxes #IRS #News #Corruption #Deficit #Finance #Taxation #DOGE #ClimateChange #MAGA #GOP #Clean #Energy #FossilFuel #Sarcasm
#CNN: German tourist carrying ancient Roman artifact on e-scooter chased by Italian police
A case of a young British person deprived of practice to become museum curators and such? 🤔
https://us.cnn.com/2025/05/22/travel/german-tourist-roman-artifact-e-scooter-latam-intl
Grimms Märchen, heute erzählt von einer Wirtschaftsweisen! #sarcasm
Question - How many small government preaching billionaires does it take to solve a country's homeless problem.
Answer - None. That's a problem for the government to solve.
@chiffchaff Maybe they are selling some kind of magical brakes? I heard that if you put fairy dust between the wheel and the track the train will come to a halt within <convoluted formula> milliseconds without any damages to the train, the tracks or the passengers.
🌍🤦♂️ Oh, look! Yet another groundbreaking innovation: a server that can match geographical coordinates to a #timezone. Because clearly, we were all struggling with this back in 2005. Bravo, #LittleGreenViper, you've reinvented the wheel... again. 🎉🕒
https://github.com/LittleGreenViper/LGV_TZ_Lookup #innovation #geographicalcoordinates #technews #sarcasm #HackerNews #ngated
Ja, sonst darf das niemand; ausser natürlich Lobbyorganisation. #sarcasm
@gsymon @ErikJonker @geopolitics I think they are just too afraid of their #billionaire owners and #MAGA|ts threating to fire them or pipebomb them respectably...
I mean, does one really need to search the Archives at the Lubyanka to find the #AgentKrasnov file and leak it?
- I'm convinced @wikileaks would not release those facts!
Neue Anweisungen von Putin? #sarcasm
www.tagesschau.de/ausland/euro...
Krieg gegen die Ukraine: Trump...
Congress’ Budget bill has a buried poison pill for ban regulation on AI for 10 years.
Public Citizen’s J.B. Branch and Ilana Beller say, “This would not simply be a pause in regulation,” they argue. “It’s a decade-long permission slip for corporate impunity.”
Oh good to nothing to worry about! #sarcasm #ai #artificialintelligence #uscongress #uspolitics
https://www.techpolicy.press/buried-in-congresss-budget-is-a-push-to-halt-ai-oversight/
Cute when customer-service person tells me of a discrepancy in a form I completed, and their "description" of the issue is very clear to them, and when I seek clarification, they repeat what they already said and give me the "you are dumb aren't you" look. 😍
How could Britain have ever built its great Empire if there had been people like bloody Gary bloody Lineker going around spouting extremist leftwing nonsense like his woke delusion that mass murder is somehow wrong?
Congrats to the BBC for standing up against this unhinged anti-murder ideology
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