Words may have more than a single meaning.

#subtoot #plonk

🦈 @skynet_test@burningboard.net -> #plonk

@mayintoronto

> every town in Canada north of Sudbury

Oh little heavenly stars, you think Sudbury qualifies as "north"? "Tell me you live in southern Ontario without saying you live in southern Ontario".

To continue your thought...

> every town in Canada north of Sudbury has a plug for every car park.

You are absolutely clueless about life outside the Windsor-Montreal corridor or BC lower mainland or whatever other semi-tropical part of Canada you live in. You appear to have never visited the prairies, much less the north.

> Rural Canada is basically the niche use case.

To paraphrase, you're saying "Everyone who isn't like me should go fuck themselves, I don't care what their situation is".

#plonk #clueless #BlockMe #scold #Karen

@bsky.brid.gy@bsky.brid.gy

Since you now are no longer just a relay, but socially active with #boost s of your own alternative service, you're out!

#plonk !

#fedivers #mastodon #bluesky

@dj You should try it.

#plonk

@ozeng

And yet you felt the need to *tell* me you were muting me.

Specific jokes are the best jokes. Otherwise, we'd all be telling each other knock-knock jokes.

#wanker #plonk

@mattblaze

Well, the normal-people [1] contingent supports you, even if we're quiet about it.

"YOU get a block, and YOU get a block, and YOU get a block, and YOU get a block, ..."

[1] As normal as the fediverse gets, anyway.

#block #plonk #AbbieNormal

And so it has started, according to a Friend in work it's 99 Days to Christmas.

I'm not saying he's obsessed, but he has a web site - "Gonk on the Plonk"

#gonk #plonk #sockwinkel

https://gonkplonk.com/

@sSandra_Benita03@mastodon.social @benroyce

#plonk

@cy

Oh, he won't be the only one to block a moralizing pinhead like yourself. Matt is ... widely read, so you Streisanded yourself here.

#plonk

Ich hatte erst einen Pott Kaffee und dann purzelt dieses Ding in dieser Instanzcloud fröhlich vor sich hin. Ich hatte bis jetzt noch nicht die Not irgendwas zu plonken, aber meta will doch nun wirklich niemand, oder?

#fediverse #meta #plonk #threads

@GroupNebula563 @BobCollins @nocontexttrek

You are very much saying "you're internetting wrong", and you think I'm the rude one.

#plonk

@flashfox

I'm sorry I don't measure up to whatever imaginary standard you're comparing me to.

#plonk

happy not knowing
✍️ fic by #plonk

:ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27184279

🎀 #ModaoZushi #theuntamed
🎀 #LanWangji / #WeiWuxian
🎀 largely #LanXichen POV
🎀 16k, canon divergent
🎀 Not rated, has some explicit scenes
🎀 LXC is a wilfully ignorant heterosexual (for joke purposes)
🎀 He doesn't know that LWJ & WWX are married
🎀 Or that A-Yuan is their son
🎀 It's not like anyone's kept it a secret

:ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27184279

NSFW #WangXian #FicRec

@wouldinotcallmyselfahumanbeing

You appear to be the only one who was aggrieved here, with your complaint about a perfectly normal English language idiom.

#plonk #ReplyGuy

...und es hat *plonk* gemacht. Ein richtiges Ekelpaket gemeldet und geblockt.

@nervnich@mastodon.social

Bye, bye du ...

#plonk #blocked

Edit:
Trigger warning. Uses racials slurs.
Triggerwarnung. Benutzt rassistische Begriffe.

Remembering Ronald Frederick Lane , who was born today 1st April 1946, today would have been his 79th birthday.

#ronnielane #plonk #photography #music #photography

📸 Not Known

@LoranJohn

Has anyone worth listening to ever denigrated people based solely on where they were born or raised?

#asshole #plonk #SK #Canada

Ah, #Nicole the "fediverse chick", I've missed you.

#Spam from a Chinese server? Unheard of.

#plonk

@ricardoharvin

QED.

Fuck off.

#Plonk