@bruces

@jwz refers to the fediverse scolding brigade as the "Mastodon HOA", and if you're familiar with that peculiarly USAnian institution, full of wannabe-dictators and fun police, it's quite apt.

I alt-text my images. But not because randos show up in the replies demanding it -- despite them.

#HOA #MastodonHOA #USAnian #scold #FediScold

✋ I was going into a slapping frenzy, but then the teacher got me!

A normal day at school for a little brat... 😈

🎮 https://studios.ptilouk.net/little-brats

#LittleBrats #VideoGames #snippet #playground #school #recess #slap #scold

@fosfene @pinskal this is scolding please tag with #scold #virtueSignal in the future

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Word List : #pricket #malisons #gasted #embrawn #tarrying #scold #gibus #snub #kernish #hoistman #leoparde #leung #quagmire #netts #outroars #wickawee #adonia #ifree

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Have Comic Book Guy and Reply Guy / Actual Lee ever been seen together?

Just wondering.

#ComicBookGuy #ReplyGuy #ActualLee #actually #scold #fediscold

#annoying #scold #guy #MastodonCulture

Internet Scolds, a Limerick:

There once was a scold from the net,
Whose words would make users upset.
With a comment so snide,
They'd cut deep and divide,
But their own life was filled with regret.

#scold

As I age, my bucket list is shrinking to one item: “Get blocked/blacklisted from Mastodon and my social circle for flight-shaming my fellow progressives."

#scold #uncomfortable_facts

"After scolding one's cat, one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference." — Charlotte Gray — — — #CharlotteGray #quote #quotes #cat #quip #cats #humor #humorous #funny #scold #revenge

#letsroll #muggles #d20

9-4-11 → #disapparates
11-2-9 → #scold
3-15-5 → #security
4-16-20 → #change
19-9-14 → #warnings
2-12-18 → #interjects

disapparates-scold-security-change-warnings-interjects

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#letsroll #muggles #d20

11-15-17 → #bombarded
10-18-10 → #overpower
3-1-1 → #confusion
15-20-8 → #saw
1-2-9 → #scold
14-6-17 → #brothers

bombarded-overpower-confusion-saw-scold-brothers

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#letsroll #muggles #d20

6-9-18 → #invokes
11-2-9 → #scold
15-19-13 → #illness
10-5-8 → #decline
20-7-14 → #chang
6-16-16 → #fool

invokes-scold-illness-decline-chang-fool

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#letsroll #muggles #d20

1-2-9 → #scold
12-7-6 → #historian
11-14-18 → #travel
4-10-4 → #milk
3-7-19 → #trusted
1-9-14 → #ajar

scold-historian-travel-milk-trusted-ajar

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#letsroll #muggles #d20

1-5-16 → #end-of-term
11-2-9 → #scold
13-16-17 → #for
1-10-18 → #noting
8-11-16 → #rather
8-19-4 → #phrases

end-of-term-scold-for-noting-rather-phrases

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#letsroll #muggles #d20

5-11-7 → #transfigures
7-1-19 → #pomfrey
9-2-18 → #mishandles
11-2-9 → #scold
4-4-6 → #breathe
5-20-14 → #luring

transfigures-pomfrey-mishandles-scold-breathe-luring

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#letsroll #muggles #d20

1-9-8 → #researched
10-10-8 → #shouting
4-1-7 → #transform
9-9-6 → #sherry
17-3-15 → #notified
11-2-9 → #scold

researched-shouting-transform-sherry-notified-scold

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#letsroll #muggles #d20

1-2-9 → #scold
17-11-2 → #start
17-8-18 → #cares
18-19-13 → #syphons
1-1-17 → #conjuring
5-20-6 → #portrait

scold-start-cares-syphons-conjuring-portrait

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#letsroll #muggles #d20

20-16-11 → #greets
20-19-4 → #resentment
14-10-5 → #row
3-6-6 → #exception
19-1-2 → #horse
11-2-9 → #scold

greets-resentment-row-exception-horse-scold

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watermelon scold...

#puma #watermelon #nom #caughtintheact #scold #kitchen #animatedgif

watermelon scold...

#puma #watermelon #nom #caughtintheact #scold #kitchen #animatedgif