please do not #read my #poasts #myasstodontownhall

howdy y'all :piss: :cowskel:
my instance is shutting down & i'd like to continue making #poasts on the #fedi
i think i'm a good fit @ dobbs.town, but admission requires $35 and i am extremely poor. i make on avg <$10/week.
i have a lot planned for the church of the subgenius including a hypertext book and a peertube channel. id like to host an #ssb pub in the future.
my tech alt is @bat but i halted posting there cause cryptids ruled
neways thanks
$divorce1

#poasts for #women
#suffrage #bernie2020

@J I've done nothing, ok? I've just made some #Poasts on mastodon

@SquidPresident can't wait to see a fridge full of my #poasts

@SanfordianPhil me, shoving money into a toaster: #poasts please....

Good morning #MastoDev and #FLOSS users! I'm having trouble coding the #EveDiedTwentyYearsAgoAndWasAndStillIsBaby servers, I think the #Boosts are getting sucked up by the #Poasts but I don't know what code could be causing this!

If you’ve ever “understood” or “enjoyed” one of my #poasts then it’s too late for you already....

@moth @grufwub to be fair, I did make 1k toots yesterday so if that ain't an indication about how much I #Poasts I don't know what is

Brooko be like: good #Poasts

Making a #poasts

Eve? A good #Poasts maker

#Poasts by the foot

oh, I don't get a ton of interactions on my #poasts
but that's okay since i don't like to boast
mine's a lot of inner treasure
keep it to myself, that's my little pleasure
the humble life of a lute-trapped ghost

there needs to be more #poasts about #boats #livingaboard #boatpunk
here's an article about people who live on a barge of about 250 derelect boats out off the coast of norcal
https://harpers.org/archive/2019/05/lost-at-sea-richardson-bay/

@reptilian_intern How To Ban Reptiles From Making #Poasts

@vegetablegremlin thank you, thank you... I spent many hours in the #poasts mines slaving over a hot stove to build this

Multi-track drifting in your #poasts with another user is the BEST feeling tbh