Found on Linkedin: digital image presents a list titled "THE LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER" with a series of bullet points.

The title uses red uppercase letters for "THE LIFE OF A" and purple uppercase letters for "PROGRAMMER".

Each bullet point is marked with a purple clover icon and contains the following text verbatim: "No hugs & kisses, only bugs & fixes", "No dates, only updates", "No crush, only crash", "No 69, only fix the line", "No romance, only maintenance", "No hugging, only debugging", "No rest, only test", "No smile, only compile", "No one trustable, only variable".

#devjokes #programmerhumor #coderlife

Normalize:

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git commit -a -m 'He?'
```

#Git #DevJokes #ItJokes

https://youtu.be/rXPpkzdS-q4

#Cloud #SelfHosting #DevOps #monitoring #Docker #kunernetes #Proxmox #devjokes

I Don’t Comment My Code.
If you know, you know. If not… good luck.
Unapologetically unreadable: 🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/i-dont-comment-my-code-t-shirt/
#NoCommentClub #MysteryCode #DevJokes

There Are Two Types of People…
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/there-are-two-types-of-people-t-shirt/
#ProgrammingLogic #IfYouKnowYouKnow #DevJokes

It’s Just a One-Line Fix. 😅
Famous last words before an all-nighter. What’s your worst ‘quick fix’ disaster?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/its-just-a-one-line-fix-t-shirt/
#OneLineFix #DevJokes #BugOrFeature

If at First You Don't Succeed, Call It Version 1.0
Because failure is just a prototype. What's your funniest v1.0 fail?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-call-it-version-1/
#DevJokes #VersionOneFails #SoftwareLife

Algorithm: The Ultimate Excuse
"It’s not magic… it’s just an algorithm!" Who else uses this to avoid long explanations?
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/funny-algorithm-definition-t-shirt/
#DevJokes #JustAnAlgorithm #SoftwareEngineering

It worked yesterday! – The universal excuse of every developer.
🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/error-417-expectation-failed-t-shirt/
#DebuggingNightmare #ExpectationFailed #DevJokes

I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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okay, actually, just one type.

#DevJokes #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammingHumor

Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.

#BadJokes #DevJokes #ProgrammerHumor

There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to.

#BadJokes #TechComedy #DevJokes

Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.

#ProgrammingJokes #DevJokes #CodingJokes

Why did the programmer stay in the shower forever?
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The shampoo said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

#TechComedy #DevJokes #DevHumor

Why don’t programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs. 🐛
#TechHumor #DevJokes

How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems.

#DevJokes #CodingJokes #GeekHumor

Why did the developer break up with their array?
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It was too one-dimensional.

#ProgrammingJokes #NerdHumor #DevJokes

What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.

#DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes #DevJokes

Why don't programmers like to golf?
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They can't stand the buggy environment.

#ProgrammingJokes #DevJokes #DevHumor