One vulture -- check. Now, where can we find a hyena?
#ScavengerHunt

#rerun

A TV ad showed a store's location with banners and inflatable gorillas. Then I realised: ALL gorillas are inflatable if you blow hard enough.

#rerun

Today's distorted-reality-show #RSFjoke: Mercator projection TV

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I'm saving time on TV shows by just watching the "previously on..." recaps. The only problem is that I don't know how any series ends.

#rerun

It is my fate to verify that what is on this ship is what I think is on this ship. #ManifestDestiny

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I started a Model League of Nations Club at my high school, but it broke up before graduation.

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AGAIN AND AGAIN. Always #rerun season #television

https://rjptalk.wordpress.com/2025/03/23/again-and-again/

Today's behave-or-else #RSFjoke: black helicopter parenting

#rerun

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that "dad bod" is a synonym for "father figure"?

#rerun

Today's biotechnology #RSFjoke: battery pack animal

#rerun

durian: the forbidding fruit

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Interviewer: Do you have any experience?
Me: Yes! But not with this kind of thing.
#interviewskillz

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Today's already-got-one-handle #RSFjoke: unicorn-on-the-cob

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Home is that place where, when you have to go there, they wait until after you leave to call the police.

#rerun

A true friend is someone who will help you move into your new headspace.

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I add lots of nice but unnecessary flavor accents to my hot chocolate. I do enjoy my rococo cocoa.

#rerun

To teach my kids about life and death, I got them a tamagotchi -- then smashed it after a week.

#rerun

My tongue is depressed, but my tonsils are fine.

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If you want to read the Police Academy movie scripts, they're online for free on Project Steve Guttenberg.

#rerun