#rerun

2026-01-04

Yea know, I named my child after Rerun's brother, but…

Rerun Van Pelt saying “Ask your dog if he wants to come out & romp in the snow, and laugh, and act like we don't have the sense we where born with…”
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-26

🚀 In a , our intrepid author bravely documents the "Best Things" of 2025, as if anyone still cares. 🤯 With the same enthusiasm as watching paint dry, we embark on a riveting through a list of arbitrarily curated non-new things, because who doesn't love a good rerun? 🎉
blog.fogus.me/2025/12/23/the-b

2025-11-08

Today's no-really-don't-stand-so-close-to-me #RSFjoke: teacher's pet peeve

#rerun

2025-11-05

My tongue is depressed, but my tonsils are fine.

#rerun

2025-11-03

The story of a boy and his dog is told in a newly-discovered fragment of the Prose Edda, Old Gjallar.

#rerun

2025-11-02

You're a man now, Old Yeller. Wait ... no ... NOOOOOOOO!!!

#rerun

2025-11-02

The universe turns 13.78 billion years old TODAY! It's our universary!

#rerun

2025-11-02

Today's dangerous-either-way #RSFjoke: rabid dog catcher

#rerun

2025-11-02

Pet food culinary school is the only place where "my dog ate my homework" is a sign of success.

#rerun

2025-10-16

This year, I can only afford a store-brand costume, so I'll be going as Freddy Kroger.

#Halloween #SpookySeason #rerun

2025-10-06

I plead YOLO contendere!

#rerun

Overdrawn at the Gravitas BankEmptySet@dobbs.town
2025-09-23

"Wasted Days and Equally Wasted Nights"

#Rerun
#HashTagGames
#AltEquinoxAnything

2025-09-07

Today's harmony #RSFjoke: one man band of brothers

#rerun

2025-09-03

MarineMammalRescue

🌊 🌈 Otter Highlights-athon ─ Otters. All of them. Everywhere. And an ocean ASMR soundtrack to relax with. 🌊 🏳️‍🌈🍁

twitch.tv/marinemammalrescue

#Animaux #aquariums #zoos #Animals #ASMRvisual #Rerun #24HourStream #Animals #Wildlife #English #Educational #FamilyFriendly #marinemammal #anxiété #sérenité #calm #calme #apaisé #relaxing #relaxant

2025-08-21

If you're allergic to crabs and you're allergic to apples, you must be allergic to crabapples. In logic, that's called an allergism.
#fakt

#rerun

2025-08-14

Why are there so many songs about how many songs about rainbows there are?

#rerun

2025-08-03

Baby mummies are called gauzelings.

#rerun

2025-07-30

I imagine #MST3K sources much of their material from the No Criteria Collection.

#rerun

rk: it’s hyphen-minus actuallyrk@well.com
2025-07-27

Who called it linear typing and not “once in a lifetime”?

Who called it const and not “same as it ever was”?

Who called it a stack trace and not “how did I get here?”

#plt #rerun #programming

2025-07-14

Today's product-of-mad-science RSFjoke: Pan Troglodytes Aedon

#rerun

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