Oh, look! 🤓 Another mind-numbing paper bragging about "provable" scaling laws in machine learning that only the authors and their moms care about. Just what we needed, a thesis for a topic even AI itself would roll its eyes at. 🙄 But hey, thanks to the Simons Foundation for funding the world's most riveting bedtime story. 🛌📚
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.21519 #provableScalingLaws #machineLearning #researchCritique #SimonsFoundation #bedtimeStory #HackerNews #ngated