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We at the NSA are aware of the situation involving Santa's naughty and nice list being held for ransom by the Communists. We want to assure you that we are taking this matter very seriously and are working diligently to retrieve the list and bring those responsible to justice.
Please rest assured that the safety and security of the American people are our top priorities. We are confident in our ability to handle this situation and will keep you updated on any developments.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,
The NSA
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