ich habe mir jetzt eine Hose angezogen #selfown *slow clap*

Dear Diotima,

Please remember to move ur coffee somewhere else b4 u move your desk to clean behind it. Otherwise u might end up with coffee in ur fancy mechanical keyboard and u will be angry and sad and hoping it actually dries out properly

Love,

Ur regretful future self

(Dear fedi how do I send this to my 9 am today self?)

#fail #selfown

#TIL: your results are dubious if you use an English model for parsing German text. #nlp #selfown

"The military ... does not need political actors injecting doubt into an already clear chain of command."
-- Pretty Boy Petey #Hegseth

Zero lies detected 🤣

#selfown
#uspol

#Selfown!! "The #American #CodeofMilitaryObedience REQUIRES that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers MUST obey the LAW." NOT the president however shabby they may be...

GOOD!! Wow. A good use of AI!

https://ground.news/article/kim-kardashian-says-chatgpt-made-her-fail-legal-exams-all-the-time

#AI #SelfOwn #FakeLawyer

just a little advice for people: when you get a rejection for a conference talk that you submitted, don't immediately go on social media to complain about the conference organizers, the visitors, the event in general or the weather.
it might happen that someone declines the invitation and you could still get the slot.
#selfown

https://gardinerbryant.com/the-omarchy-framework-thing/

#Framework #Omarchy #SelfOwn

Is 'Murika great again? With these "competent individuals" around, no!

You're fucked! But thanks for the schadenfreude at breakfast 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj5ZxvcQyOs&t=263

#USPol #MAGA #SelfOwn

Ah #GummyChuck, is there ever going to be a day you DON'T #selfown you spineless sycophant??

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7upoypvlxudsiv4pzbi5jtwf/post/3lp2vvdmesc2v

And this tool, Howard Lutnick, thinks #iPhones have "little screws".

Original post: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4llrhdclvdlmmynkwsmg5tdc/post/3lm5p4tdc6a2c

#selfown #secretaryofcommerce #trump #lutnick

Imagine the expressions of all those pro-#Palastinian voters that railed against Biden/Harris & campaigned/voted for #Trump.

This is on all of you too.
#selfown
#darwinaward

✅ Stanford Protesters Charged With Felonies for Pro-Palestinian Occupation
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/10/us/stanford-protesters-palestine-felony.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

#Trump and #Putin are 'very good friends,' US intelligence chief Gabbard says https://kyivindependent.com/trump-putin-are-very-good-friends-aim-to-strengthen-us-russia-ties-gabbard-says/ #SelfOwn

🤦‍♀️ #selfown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq_At2frV0U

#SelfOwn #Brexit

Watching #proton have a gigantic #selfown right before what could be their biggest business opportunity in years -- seriously, who do you think is gonna need privacy^W hiding from the fascists? -- was not on the 2025 Bingo Card.

I don't think Sissy SpaceX realises what this means...

#SelfOwn

Wow! Das ging an mir vorbei. #selfown #toxischemaennlichkeit

Occasional reminder that you can get along with using ZERO sketchy proprietary, closed source apps in your personal life and deny them and their voracious appetites for your personal connections, interests, and data which are being used against civil society. As I do. Websites exist. Open source alternatives exist. #Resist #LineageOS #GrapheneOS #FDroid #SurveillanceCapitalism #SelfOwn

#ConvictedFelon #DonaldTrump’s #Creepy ‘I’m Going to Do It Whether #Women Like It Or Not’ Is A Much Bigger #Gaffe Than #President #JoeBiden’s "#Garbage" #selfown.

The idea that Trump knows what’s best for women and will do whatever he wants regardless hangs a bright, shiny lantern on arguably the issue of which he is most vulnerable, and also, the biggest motivation for many to turn out to vote against him.

https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/trumps-creepy-im-going-to-do-it-whether-women-like-it-or-not-is-a-much-bigger-gaffe-than-bidens-garbage-remark/