#velophant

2026-01-04

Dealing with the last day of the holidays by shopping for audaxes, because there's a reminder in my phone to enter Barry's Bristol Butt Buster πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚ after seeing @wav3ydave 's write up last year.

#cycling #BikeToot #velophant #audax #audaxuk

2026-01-04

Successes today:

1. found the chain gauge

2. discovered that the chain needs replacing

3. discovered just in time that I was halfway through attempting to fit the new 12 speed chain to the 11 speed drivetrain

4. replaced the old 11 speed chain

5. ordered a new 11 speed chain

#cycling #BikeToot #velophant

2025-12-02

I have a horrible suspicion I am about to talk Roach Major through a rear puncture repair, using spoons for tyre levers, over a What Is App video call. #parenting #cycling #Velophant #BikeToot

2025-11-15

Took the hurty leg out for a spin; time will tell if it was a good idea; great to get some fresh air. #cycling #BikeToot #velophant

Map of a bicycle route around the New Forest in purple on green
2025-10-13

I'm grateful for, and perplexed by, my puncture this afternoon. 20 minutes of a fine spray of sealant that covered my shoes and the bike, but only a 2psid pressure loss.

#BikeCommute #cycling #velophant #BikeToot

Black smoothskin neoprene shoe cover dotted with light spots of latex tyre sealant.Green and black bicycle head tube spattered liberally with latex tyre sealant.Green and black bicycle front forks spattered in light coloured latex sealant
2025-09-06

hello cycling mastodon, any recommendations for a USB rechargeable rear light that mounts to a luggage rack, please?

I've done googling (well, I duckduckwent) but there doesn't seem to be a big selection.

#cycling #BikeToot #Velophant

2025-08-17

Help please - products / suggestions for fitting a support under a front basket, when all the useful support points are lower than the (moving) shock absorber! Thanks.

This would be perfect, but it's rigid.

oxfordproducts.com/oxford-bask

maybe there's enough slop in the strap attachment to the handlebars?

Thanks in advance!

#cycling #BikeCommute #Velophant #BikeToot

Is front fork of bicycle with shock absorber
2025-08-01

Bother - barrel adjuster that sheared off and has been re-attached twice sheared off again this morning, meaning 20k of 36/11 70 rpm to finish my ride.

Obviously this means I need a new bike,

but I have put feelers out to the two people who have re-attached it in the past to see if they think it will stand another go.

#cycling #BikeToot #velophant

Hand holding detached front barrel adjuster of rear derailleur, next to bike frame, showing the footprint on the bike frame whence it became detached.
2025-07-30

Flashback to a week ago, shockingly it's impractical for me to ride home from Suffolk, but if the bike has to go on the roof, I *will* make sure that the valve stems are aligned. #cycling #BikeToot #velophant

Is bike on car roof rack. Wheels are rotated so valve stems are both at 3 o'clock position.
2025-07-26

It all got a bit Moo Moo Meadows for a second, on the Forest this morning. #cycling #BikeToot #velophant #NewForest #cow #MarioKart

A single track road across flat moorland under a grey sky with a cow crossing the road and a person on a road bike moving down the road towards it. Note the absence of green shells in the cyclist's jersey pockets.
2025-07-24
2025-07-23

Overtaking trajectories that really gets my goat, number one in an occasional series #cycling #biketoot #velophant

Road shown as two lanes with central dividing line. Cycle symbol against left side of left carriageway. Overtaking trajectory as green line that passes close to cyclist symbol before moving progressively further to the middle of the road when the vehicle has passed the cyclist before moving back again.
2025-07-06

Yesterday: spent a lot of time researching bike friendly accommodation in Carentan for a 4-man raid a vΓ©lo in Sept. Has to have 4 single beds _and_ secure bike storage πŸ™„. After 2.5 hrs I booked one and two ferries. Now I know how much effort Mrs Roach puts into finding the right holiday homes!

Today: strava-mapped routes from Highcliffe-Portsmouth, Ouistreham-Carentan, Carentan-Cherbourg, Poole-Highcliffe.

Idea is: 🚴🚴🚴🚴Highcliffe to Portsmouth on Friday afternoon, 🚒 to Ouistreham overnight, 🚴🚴🚴🚴 Ouistreham - Cherbourg with πŸŒ› in Carentan, 🚒 Cherbourg-Poole on Sunday evening and then 🚴 home.

#cycling #normandy #normandie #velophant #BikeToot

2025-06-29

Dusk 'til Dawn jaunt to Stonehenge 7th edition. 21-27C dry light winds, moths over-represented, night birds, one hedgehog, cats, PCSOs stopping the Salisbury revellers from stepping off the pavement, no Forest livestock standing in the road, one startled roe stag, dawn chorus.

Got home at 5, immediately fell asleep on sofa. Re-stocked my liver with glycogen. Now to scrub 8 hours of accumulated energy bars off my teeth

#cycling #BikeToot #velophant #stonehenge

Impressionistic photo of a cyclist in the dark together with some bike ride stays, 1262m ascent, 8h 20 minutes elapsed, 202kmStonehenge at night, light painting with bike lights from about 50 metres distance.
2025-06-28

I always over cater on long rides. 🍴

So it says here I did 3000kJ of work last time I rode this route, and these bars are 726kJ each, so that’s 5 bars or one every 35km.
πŸ€”

<grabs a handful of energy gels>

#cycling #Velophant #BikeToot

2025-06-05

@shifter I use these abmask reusable anti-fog lens cloths to stop my glasses fogging up. Discovered them in 2020. Initially marketed to key workers but then on general sale in pharmacies. Annoyingly now mostly gone again. You can also get disposable ones, but why would you?
#biketooter #mastobike #velophant #cycling

Resealable packet saying: abmask Anti-Fog Cloth, Reusable 1000 times, 48hrs Anti-Fog with each use, Odourless, Ultrafine dust-free.
2025-05-26

My bike delivering the freedom promised by car ads!

#cycling #velophant #biketoot

youtube.com/watch?v=uDtt-_Ke7p

2025-05-19

A week to go on this junction improvement consultation and I've sent in a pro-cycling response. Please do if you can too:

Lamsey Lane, Heacham | KLWNBUG - The Norfolk & Fens Cycling Campaign

klwnbug.co.uk/2025/05/19/lamse

#space4cycling #ncn1 #biketooter #velophant #mastobike #consultation #lcwip #heacham #snettisham #hunstanton #norfolk #WestNorfolk

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