Gulleko

Disabled metalhead, gamer, bookworm, hobby seamstress.
Has ADHD, depression and a poorly functioning body.
Loves cows, cats, and all the butts.
Hates bigots, fascists and cilantro.

Profile picture is a drawing of a white cow holding her head with a pained expression on a bi flag background.
Header photo is of our wedding table decorations, with pride flags, leaves and hearts.

Gulleko boosted:
You Can't Spellcantspell
2025-05-03

You can't spell United States without used tits

2025-05-03

@Fredatron Oh no. Glad you heard it!

This is why my desktop pc's power button is on the front, because when I bought it I was sick of cats turning off my pc. 😅

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2025-05-03

Random curiosity poll, dog edition! 🐶

If you could. With absolutely no outside obstacle standing in your way - nobody's allergic or afraid, the building doesn't forbid it, there's enough space, you can afford the food and care, there's places to go for walkies, your cats won't hate the dog, anything you can think of - and the only thing is whether you want to or not... Would you take an enormous, well behaved, sensibly trained and very sweet little dog, only roughly the size of two or three normal dogs, to be yours forever? An enormous dog! But a sweetheart!

2025-05-03

@sinituulia I would theoretically be interested, but I worry about the logistics. Giving it a bath when it rolls in something unpleasant, being able to hold it back when it smells a deer, being able to walk far enough with it, its tail destroying things when wagging, and it crushing me when cuddling...

I think I'll stick to pets that I'm able to lift. 😅

2025-05-03

The covid booster is continuing to kick my ass, send pizza (I already have painkillers and cat snuggles).

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2025-05-03

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No, I do not want to click "Later" or "Not now" when what I mean is NO.

2025-05-03

@RavynWitch Birth control is simultaneously great and fucking terrible. :Hug:

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scary sky swooper!! 🦖🏳️‍⚧️gothdactyl@zoner.work
2025-05-02

a Cool Shirt has appeared

https://theyetee.com/collections/yetee-causes/products/trans-rights

It was a design they did for
#TDOV this year(?) but got so much demand that it's apparently back in their stock until May 7th. Normally I'm oblivious to almost everything (sorry!!) but this appeared in my email and tbh that's a dope af shirt design ​:fire_trans:​

Image of a dragon (or dinosaur? idk) surrounded by and breathing fiery electricity in the colors of the trans flag with the caption "trans rights" in caps
2025-05-02

IT IS DONE
I AM FREEEEEE

My ADHD brain really struggled with this one, but I'm glad I finished it.

It is written in the fictional language from the game Heaven's Vault, and (assuming that I translated it correctly) it means "hurt/harmed but alive".

EDIT: I remembered that I should probably tag @joningold so he can see it. 😅

#CrossStitch #Embroidery #HeavensVault

a cross stitch in black floss on a white hardanger weave. it has two rows of symbols, which mostly consist of various dots, swirls and curved lines.
2025-05-02

@eladnarra Great job on doing the thing! :FingerGuns:

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2025-05-02

It's Friday! Woohoo!

Pleased to announce the Sparkly Friday Dancers have been strutting their funky stuff (oh aye) for 100 weeks in a row. Not sure why I'm pleased to announce that, as it suggests a ridiculous level of routine and obsession on my part, but I care not for that. 100 WEEKS!!! Big Round Numbers FTW :TotoroDanca2:

*ahem*

Right. Onwards. As ever have a good weekend if you possibly can :TotoroBambole:

#sillyScribbles #FridaySparklyDancers #nonsense

2025-05-02

@effinbirds Continuously cursing at the clusterfuck.

2025-05-02

Husband was given some of his childhood stuff yesterday and unpacked it today.
Brumma has claimed the bag he carried it home in and is now asleep. 😹

a blue woven shopping bag with a zipper lies on top of a bed. in the opening of it, a patch of fur belonging to a tortoiseshell cat can be seen.
2025-05-02

@Keab42 @Linzington :MrBurnsExcellent:

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Today is an excellent day to stock up on music and help out your friends with a little extra on #BandcampFriday

2025-05-02

I put on clothes to go down the stairs to get it, opened my front door, and the mail person had gone up the stairs to leave the package by the door. 😅

Very grateful that my aching legs were spared. :Thank:

2025-05-02

My fabric arrived! :AirHorn:

The "sand" coloured cotton fabric is definitely paler than the pictures, but I don't mind.
The wool/viscose blend is beautiful and will make an excellent pair of pants and/or a suit jacket. :JustRight:

If I wanted the exact colour I would have been slightly disappointed in the cotton I suppose, but otherwise wastedfabrics.com was a good experience.

#fabrics #sewing

two bundles of fabric laid out next to each other on the very loud cheeta print plastic bag that they came in. the left fabric is a pink and white wool blend with a subtle plaid design. the right fabric is a beige and white striped cotton fabric.
2025-05-02

I don't look forward to getting dressed and going down the stairs while all my joints are aching (covid booster makes immune system angry), but I do want to touch brand new wool/viscose...

2025-05-02

Got a notification that the deadstock fabric I bought will be delivered today :ZoomEyes:

Gulleko boosted:
Natasha Jay 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-05-02

The Good Law Project crowdfunder "Help us challenge the UK Supreme Court’s judgment on trans rights"

Started at £137k when I posted this
SUN morning: £164k
MON morning: £209k
TUES morning: £244k (new target £250k)
WED morning: £262k
THUR morning: £277k
FRI morning: £302k

➡️ Today SAT 3-May morning
Now £325K (new target of £350K)

No billionaires involved, only people. Please boost or if you can afford to, contribute :boost_requested:

goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder

#UK #TransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights

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