Man muss schon sagen, #vodafone hat “ein händchen” für Werbung.

Einem Kunden der seit über 24 Stunden kein Internet hat einen “Spartarif mit besserer Versorgung” anzubieten hat schon was.

Gestern war ich von Eurer “#Grossstörung” betroffen und ihr habt “mit Hochdruck an einer Lösung gearbeitet”.
Aber heute, ja heute, ist das alles nicht mehr so wichtig. Weil von wegen und so die Techniker ja auch ein Wochenende brauchen.

I’ve recently started moving parts of my online services to #proton
Technically my #subscription includes access to their #password #manager but I don’t use it.

I am weary of joining my password manager together with my #email on the same service. That seems like a single point of failure to me.

May I please #askfedi and #infosec folks to chime in on how they think about this?

#pleaseboost

@johnassel @fabian @DerMolly Die App heisst “Zombies, run”.

Kann sich auf die Fähigkeiten des Nutzers einstellen und wechselt zwischen gehen, joggen, rennen.

Gameification via "Missionen”.

@Edent done

@Edent Thank you for your review.

I seriously considered purchasing a ring.

But, it turns out that the shop does not process purchase requests, resulting in an incomplete page with nothing to click on.
And the support email bounces as nonexistent.

I hope that you would incorporate that information in your review and/or boost this as a real world experience.

#2fa #fido #gadget #MFA #cybernetic

Dear all:

if you are clearing your "old" #computer #books library, throwing them away, giving them to charity or getting rid of them: Please, contact me first. I'd be glad to get some off your hands! I'm paying a fair price for the book and assume all shipping and handling costs ( depending to where you live ).

By all means, please DO NOT get rid of your copy of "The AWK Programming Language" by Aho and Kernighan.

Feel free to DM me. There may be other books I may be interested in!

Thank you

Depression ist ein Arschloch. Glaub nicht, dass du weißt, wie sich diese Krankheit anfühlt, weil du an Regentagen gern mit Honigmilch und der Sad-Songs-Playlist im Ohr am Fenster sitzt oder montags schlecht aus dem Bett kommst. Bittedanke.

Hallo liebe Follower, hat jemand von Euch zufällig noch #Filmdosen (die kleinen schwarzen mit Deckel) rumfliegen?

Ich zahle gerne für den Versand!

#fedihelp

Some random dude who happened to have parked his bike next to me felt the urgent need to tell me that he can’t reach his doctor for a cream he needs for a venereal disease.

If someone reputable decides to fork Firefox, and provides a paid subscription service to pay for support and new development, I will gladly be a customer.

Hell, I'd gladly apply to work for such a project. I wish @mozilla wanted to be that project.

@ralb @lambic I’ve seen numerous similar pages, but so far not in combination with an HTTP error code.

@fallenhitokiri Could it be that you have a “not” in the last sentence which shouldn't be there?

I would really love to understand how it is always the left lens of my glasses that suddenly has a large smudge. Never the right.

@Teri_Kanefield Hi Teri,

I was wondering if there is any mechanism which could keep trials going even if Trump won and told the DOJ to stop?

Management "helping" with the incident response...

@msbellows One way they explained this here, which got a lot of people to finally understand was:

Imagine everyone naked (unmasked), and someone pees on your leg. Yuck.
Then imagine you being clothed (masked) and someone peeing on your leg. Still yucky, but a little less so.
Then imagine a clothed (masked) person peeing on your leg. Now the vast amount of yuck stays with them.

Existential document from North Carolina. Thanks to a post by @usluck.

I’m in a long line for the bag drop at the airport. A robotic cart joined the queue. It alternated between demanding people move in Japanese and English, and voicing the same demands at a variety of barriers.

People have done their best to acquiesce to its demands, but it’s now stationary and shouting in multiple languages.

@ttk Late to the party, aber cool.

Lustigerweise habe ich gerade gestern mit meiner Mutter über ein design dafür gesprochen.