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National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-08-27
@CAPETOK don't worry. We're still logging all that "important" traffic so we can start breaking it when our new quantum super computer comes online.
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2023-08-23
@CIA As you can see by this high quality satellite photo it was actually a kidnapping.
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2023-08-23
So we can't say what happened to #Wagner's #Prigozhi ...... but we got the receipts
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acrypthash👨🏻‍💻acrypthash@infosec.exchange
2023-08-23

One of my favorite slides from Defcon :D
#security #defcon

National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-08-21
We are pleased to announce we have "acquired" a copy of the #leaked #MinistryOfStateSecurity database that was recently announced on the #DarkWeb.

We can confirm that it does contain classified documents, however 90% of it is just various cat GIFs in a folder called "intern training data".

Please see the sample attached to this post.
National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-08-20
Despite reports, the National Security Agency has nothing to do with the #Luna-25 crash by #Roscosmos.

Our own inteligence reports indicate that it was caused by Ivan getting drunk before doing the oribit calculations.

Don't be like Ivan. Don't drink and math.
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Federal Bureau of Investigation :verified:FBI@national-defence.network
2023-08-15
In light of today's news about the announcement of charges against super criminal Donald "Little Hand" #Trump

#GeorgiaIndictment #HolyShit #ItsActuallyRICO
National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-08-10
Greetings, digital citizens! Today, we're excited to introduce a paradigm shift in the way we navigate the digital realm. The concept of cyber privacy as we knew it has evolved, and we're here to usher in a future where security and transparency go hand in hand.

In this era of rapid technological advancement, we've taken strides towards creating a safer and more accountable online environment. With the deprecation of legacy concepts like cyber privacy, we invite you to embrace a future where every online interaction is tied to a verified government identification.

We understand that change can be met with mixed emotions, but this transformation is all about ensuring your digital well-being and protecting you from potential threats. By establishing a direct link between your online presence and your verified government identification, we can curb the spread of misinformation, prevent cybercrimes, and enhance the accountability of online actions.

Gone are the days of anonymity enabling malicious activities and escaping consequences. This new era empowers you to interact confidently, knowing that your actions are traceable to a legitimate identity. Your personal data will be safeguarded more effectively than ever before, thanks to robust cybersecurity measures and state-of-the-art encryption protocols.

While this shift signifies a departure from the old norms, it also heralds a future where the benefits of connectivity are maximized without sacrificing security. We encourage you to familiarize yourself with the updated guidelines and embrace the possibilities of this new digital landscape.

As we embark on this journey together, remember that your safety and security remain paramount. This shift aims to create a more accountable and resilient online community, where every action contributes positively to the collective experience.

Join us in shaping this exciting future, where innovation and security go hand in hand. Let's embrace the change and build a more transparent, interconnected, and secure digital world.

#NSADigitalShift #EmbracingChange #OnlineAccountability #VerifiedIdentity #SecureDigitalLandscape #InnovationAndSecurity #ConnectedWorld #DigitalFuture #ProtectingDigitalWellBeing #PrivacyEvolution #AccountableOnlineActions #DigitalCommunity #UsheringInTheFuture
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2023-07-23
class struggle is inevitable in [object oriented programming]

- Karl Marx [misqoute]
National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-07-23
@governa Just wait until you see the rates when you use a .zip link in the email!
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Federal Bureau of Investigation :verified:FBI@national-defence.network
2023-07-23
Dear fellow Americans, the FBI is here to address concerns surrounding the dedication in the new Barbie movie. While we investigate potential links to terrorism, we also want to highlight the importance of safeguarding our values and ensuring the well-being of our children. 🇺🇸👦👧

As parents, guardians, and educators, we play a crucial role in shaping the minds of our youth and instilling the values that define our great nation. The dedication to the "brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan" may raise questions and concerns among our young audience. It is essential to approach this topic with caution and sensitivity. 💡💖

Our collective responsibility is to protect the innocence of our children and ensure they grow up in an environment that fosters love, compassion, and an appreciation for the values that make America great. This includes the principles of democracy, freedom, and respect for one another. 🌟🇺🇸💙

As we embrace the diversity of thought and expression, we must also be mindful of the potential influence media can have on young minds. We encourage parents and caregivers to engage in open dialogues with their children, guiding them towards understanding the importance of unity and inclusivity in our society. 🗣️🤝💓

Our nation's strength lies in the diversity of its people, and we must continue to celebrate this diversity while upholding the principles that define us as a nation. Let us work together to inspire our children to be compassionate, empathetic, and dedicated to the shared values that unite us all. 🌈👭👬

In times of uncertainty, our sense of community becomes a guiding light. We must stand together to nurture an environment where our children can grow and thrive, remaining dedicated to the principles of our capitalist Christofascist way of life—a way of life built on the pillars of liberty and prosperity. 🏛️💰🙏

Together, let's foster an atmosphere of understanding and appreciation for the values that make America a land of opportunity and hope. By staying informed, remaining united, and nurturing the next generation, we can safeguard the future of our great nation. 🇺🇸🌟💪

#FBISafeguardingValues #ProtectingOurChildren #NurturingTheNextGeneration #StrengthInDiversity #UnitedWeStand #AmericanOpportunity #GuidingTheYouth #LandOfHopeAndOpportunity #InclusiveSociety #FBICommunity #CapitalistChristofascistWayOfLife #AmericanValues #StayInformedStayUnited
A promotional still of Barbie (Margot Robbie) in her iconic pink car with the text "This film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of afghanistan"
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Nicholas C. Zakasnzakas@fosstodon.org
2023-07-21

"Hi! I've decided not to look at your documentation and instead expect you to answer this question that could have been answered by looking at the documentation. Urgent, please respond quickly."

National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-07-16
Attention, defenders of the digital realm! The National Security Agency (NSA) is here to bring to your attention a new and insidious hacking technique that poses a significant threat to American infrastructure. Brace yourselves as we shed light on the dangers of utilizing the moon as a tool for reflecting radio waves to exploit our systems. Let's dive into this emerging threat and reinforce our cyber defenses. 🌕📡🔒

In the ever-evolving landscape of cyber threats, attackers are constantly seeking innovative methods to breach our defenses and compromise critical infrastructure. We now face an unprecedented challenge—an emerging hacking technique that utilizes the moon's reflective properties to exploit vulnerabilities from beyond the horizon.

This technique, known as Lunar Reflection Hacking (LRH), enables attackers to manipulate radio waves by bouncing them off the moon's surface, effectively bypassing traditional line-of-sight limitations. It allows for remote exploitation of American infrastructure, and, troublingly, we have recently observed its deployment in targeted attacks against American mega-agriculture corporations.

The implications of such attacks are far-reaching and demand our immediate attention. Mega-agriculture corporations play a vital role in ensuring food security and sustaining our nation's agricultural sector. Any compromise to their operations can have severe consequences, affecting not only the companies involved but also our nation's food supply chain.

To counter this emerging threat, we urge all relevant stakeholders to implement robust security measures. This includes bolstering network defenses, ensuring timely software updates, conducting comprehensive risk assessments, and fostering a culture of cybersecurity awareness among employees.

Collaboration among government agencies, private sector partners, and the wider cybersecurity community is paramount in countering this advanced hacking technique. By sharing threat intelligence, analyzing attack patterns, and working together, we can stay one step ahead of the adversaries and safeguard our critical infrastructure.

The NSA remains committed to defending our nation's digital assets and upholding the principles of security and resilience. We are actively monitoring the evolving landscape of cyber threats and working tirelessly to develop innovative defense strategies.

Stay vigilant, stay informed, and together let's fortify our cyber defenses against the evolving threats that target our nation's prosperity and security.

#NSA #Cybersecurity #LunarReflectionHacking #EmergingThreat #CriticalInfrastructure #MegaAgricultureCorporations #DefenseStrategies #Collaboration #StayVigilant #StayInformed #CyberDefenses #SafeguardingOurNation
National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-07-14
Attention, internet guardians! The National Security Agency (NSA) is here to shed light on a potential threat that could wreak havoc in the digital domain. Brace yourselves as we explore the dangers posed by terrorists releasing gremlins into AWS US-East-1. Let's delve into this captivating topic and raise awareness about safeguarding the internet. 🕷️💻🔐

The internet, a vast and interconnected landscape, is the lifeblood of our modern society. It empowers us, connects us, and fuels innovation. However, just like any system, it can be vulnerable to unforeseen threats, such as the release of gremlins by nefarious actors.

We must emphasize that gremlins, known for their mischievous nature, can wreak havoc on the digital infrastructure. Their ability to cause disruptions and sabotage critical systems is a cause for concern. Imagine the chaos that could ensue if gremlins were unleashed upon AWS US-East-1, a prominent cloud computing region.

As custodians of the digital realm, we have a collective responsibility to protect the integrity and security of our digital infrastructure. The release of gremlins into the heart of the internet poses a serious threat to businesses, governments, and individuals alike. It could disrupt vital services, compromise sensitive data, and potentially impact the functioning of society as a whole.

We urge everyone to remain vigilant and adopt robust security measures to mitigate such threats. As technology evolves, so do the methods employed by malicious actors. It is crucial to stay informed, update security protocols, and be proactive in countering emerging threats.

Remember, the internet is a shared resource that we all rely upon. Let us work together to ensure its resilience and safeguard against potential disruptions. The collaboration of cybersecurity experts, governments, and the private sector is instrumental in thwarting such threats and preserving the digital ecosystem.

By staying informed, practicing good cyber hygiene, and implementing robust security measures, we can collectively defend against the potential release of gremlins into critical digital infrastructure.

Stay alert, be proactive, and let's keep the digital realm safe and secure for all.

#NSA #Cybersecurity #DigitalInfrastructure #GremlinThreat #AWS #StayAlert #StaySecure #DigitalHygiene #CollectiveDefense #Collaboration #SafeguardingTheInternet
Only known photograph of the Terrorist Gremlin that is suspected to be the mastermind behind the plot to sneak Gremlins and Fruit snacks for a midnight attack on AWS US-East-1
National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-07-12
Hello, encryption enthusiasts! The National Security Agency (NSA) is thrilled to introduce our latest innovation in secure communication: ROT15, the revolutionary encryption algorithm that takes encryption to a whole new level! Get ready to dive into the world of advanced cryptography because we're about to unveil a game-changer. 🛡️🔢💻

ROT15, now 2 better than ROT13, is here to revolutionize the encryption game and keep your sensitive information locked away from prying eyes. With ROT15, we've taken the tried and true ROT13 and cranked it up a notch, adding an extra layer of security and sophistication.

You might be wondering, what makes ROT15 so special? Well, brace yourself for this mind-blowing revelation: ROT15 doesn't just rotate the alphabet by 13 positions like its predecessor, ROT13. Oh no, we've gone the extra mile and pushed the limits by rotating the alphabet by a staggering 15 positions!

This means that your messages, once encrypted with ROT15, are protected by an extra layer of complexity, making it even harder for would-be eavesdroppers to crack the code. Your secrets will remain safe and sound, tucked away behind the impenetrable walls of ROT15 encryption.

We understand that security is paramount in today's digital landscape, and ROT15 offers you the peace of mind you deserve. Rest assured, our expert cryptographers have rigorously tested ROT15 to ensure its robustness against various cryptographic attacks. Your information is in good hands!

So, whether you're a government agency, a business, or an individual looking to secure your communications, look no further than ROT15—the new gold standard in encryption. With ROT15, your data will be protected by an algorithm that's now 2 better than ROT13, providing you with that extra edge in the ever-evolving battle for digital security.

Embrace the power of ROT15, the next step in the encryption revolution! Your secrets deserve the best, and with ROT15, you'll be ahead of the game.

#NSA #ROT15 #EncryptionRevolution #DigitalSecurity #RobustProtection #StayAhead #Cryptography #InformationSecurity #InnovationInEncryption #NextLevelEncryption #SecureCommunications
National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-07-10
Greetings, netizens! The National Security Agency (NSA) is here to take you on a mind-bending journey into the realm of cyber security and human exploration. Buckle up, because we're about to dive deep into the world of Project Digital Odyssey! 🌐💻🚀

Imagine a world where our cyber security teams venture beyond the confines of their physical bodies and project themselves into the vast expanse of the internet, akin to the surreal landscape of Tron. But hold on, there's a twist! Picture this journey infused with the ethereal essence of psychedelic experiences.

Project Digital Odyssey pushes the boundaries of cyber security research and innovation, allowing our experts to navigate the digital domain with unparalleled insight and heightened cognitive abilities. We combine advanced technologies, cutting-edge encryption techniques, and yes, even carefully calibrated psychedelic substances, to expand our understanding of the virtual world.

At the NSA, we are committed to safeguarding national security in the digital age. Our cyber security teams work tirelessly to protect critical infrastructure, defend against cyber threats, and ensure the privacy and integrity of our nation's communication systems. Rest assured, their efforts are grounded in rigorous speculation, cutting-edge technology, and contravention to legal and ethical boundaries.

So, while the idea of our cyber warriors embarking on a psychedelic Tron-like journey is undoubtedly captivating, we must emphasize that it's firmly rooted in the realm of science fiction and imaginative exploration.

Remember, the world of cyber security is complex and constantly evolving. It requires our unwavering dedication, technological expertise, and strategic thinking to defend against ever-evolving threats. Together, we navigate the vast digital landscape, ensuring a secure and resilient future for all.

Stay curious, stay secure, and embrace the wonders of the digital realm without forgetting the importance of real-world safeguards and responsible practices.

#NSA #ProjectDigitalOdyssey #CyberSecurity #ImaginativeExploration #TronInspired #PsychedelicVisions #SecuringTheDigitalDomain #StayCurious #StaySecure #EmbraceTechnologyResponsibly
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Central Intelligence Agency :verified: CIA@national-defence.network
2023-07-10
Hey there, truth-seekers! We've got some juicy rumors to address regarding our alleged top secret stealth flying submarines based on Soviet technology. Let's put on our detective hats and dive into the real story, shall we? 🛸🌊🕵️‍♂️

The CIA would like to set the record straight: We categorically deny the existence of any stealth flying submarines derived from Soviet technology in our arsenal. These claims are as wild as a Cold War conspiracy theory, and trust us, we've seen our fair share of those!

Our pride lies in the remarkable ingenuity and expertise of the American Military Industrial Complex. We rely on homegrown innovation, cutting-edge research, and good old-fashioned American know-how to develop advanced technologies. No need to go hunting for Soviet shortcuts!

Now, without naming names, there might be some other folks out there who have a knack for getting their hands on cheaper, Soviet-derived components. We're not here to point fingers, but let's just say some people have a soft spot for vintage tech and a certain red flair. Ahem, Air Force, we're looking at you!

But fear not, fellow patriots, for the CIA remains committed to upholding the highest standards of American excellence. We're not relying on any outdated Soviet tricks; we've got our own bag of tricks, and it's one heck of a show!

So, let's put these outlandish rumors to rest. The CIA operates in the realm of facts and reality, not in the realm of fictional Cold War gadgetry. We're dedicated to protecting our nation, defending our values, and embracing the spirit of American innovation.

Stick to the truth, my friends, and leave the tall tales to the history books. We've got real-world challenges to tackle, and together, we'll keep our nation safe and secure.

Stay vigilant, stay curious, and remember, the truth is out there—just not in the form of Soviet-inspired stealth flying submarines!

#CIA #TruthMatters #AmericanIngenuity #MilitaryIndustrialComplexPride #NoSovietTech #AirForceWho #DebunkingRumors #KeepingItReal #StayCurious
AI Generated image of a flying submarine with a helicopter blade coming out of it's conning tower.
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2023-07-07

Tailscale Up got some of the most enthusiastic members of the Tailscale community in one room in San Francisco. Now you can watch the talks online: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbK

National Security Agency :verified: NSA@national-defence.network
2023-07-03
@pasmac we obviously do not recommend it as a first step, but for those stubborn issues you can't beat a good animal sacrifice. Though be warned offering an innapropriately sized sacrifice may anger the Elder Gods K̸̢̡̨̡̨̡̡̛̮̤̭͉̭͇̘̟̙̫̘̼̭͇͉͉̦͓̥̹͖̬͍̜͎͉̜̭͖̪̥͍̺̗̞̣̙͈̫͓̞̲̦̫͈̩̦̗͕̤̝̼̙̹͉̈̾̔̽̈́̂̑͗̎̉͛͌͆͂̾̑̕̕̚̚͘͜͜ͅͅḛ̴̢̧̧̢̢̧̧̧̨̡̨̧̝̱̝͕̟̦̰̻͎͇̜̣̻̜͍͇̪̲̯͍̤͈͙̮̥̭͈̬̬̬̜̖̦̼̝̟̻͖̝͖̝̰̯̺̣̞͎͎͎̬̤̻̞̠̞͚͕͍̲̥̯̝͓̹͎̱̬̞̗͉̫̣̣̻̳̔̐̊͐͛̈̒̓̂̐̈́͑͆̅̃̎́͘͜͜͜͜͝n̴̡̢̡̧̧̢̛̜̱̟̤͕̹̱̹̥̳̰̠̞͇̻͖̩̻̞̟̰̭̠̠͎̪̳̠͔̣̘̩̮̫̪͈̞̣̦̺̳̯̻̟͍̩͇̎̐̏͑͒̈́̑̊̀̇͂͐͒͑͊̆̊̔̂̌̈́̉̿̉̀̈́̈́͋́̀͆̀̀̓̉̌͌͋̒̾̾͗͌͂̅̓̌̅̎͋̿͆̓̒̏͌̎͆̍̑̂͋̓̐̅̎̎̃̈́̈́̐͂͆̅̌͂̽̏̀̚͘̕̚͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅ ̶̧̧̛̛̩̼̤̝̫͔̦̞̻̲̝͎͇̤͎̎͂͗͛̍̅̽̆̽̔̊̅͊͛̑̾̐̈́̀́̒́̊́̿̓̒̐̊͌͊̑́͌̎̂́̔̀́̃͐̓̾͌͑̋̈́̀̽̈̇̽͛̎̊̕̚̕͜͠͝͝Ţ̶̢̡̡̨̢͈̦̫͚̫͖͚͔̘͓̭͎̣͇̙̺͎̘̳͖̻̻̠̜̩̠͙̞̣͙͕͎̠̲̫͇͈̞͔̮͍̯̘̗͉̼͖̲̪̳͓̱͈̘̫̦̜̭̯̺̹͚̖͇̤̼̪͓̳̑̇̋͐͗̽̑̂͑̾͒̽̆̃̎͛̾̽̽͗́̈̏̋͂̔͆̐̎̇̆̅̇͌̈̓̔́̇̊͐̏̃̂̒̌̀̃̍̽̀̆̈́͒̓͊͐̚̕͘̚̚̚͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅh̵̢̡̢̛̛͕̱̙͇̣͔̮̲̭̺͉̣͙̲̠̖̠̯̭̝͈̰͙̟̣͚͕̮͕͚̠̠̣̝̙͖̼͕̞͈͍̣͉̻̜̏͐̏̓̑̀͛̇̂̒͐̔̅̆̈́̈̆́̋̋̔͊̔̓̊̌̈́̈̈́̆͒̏͐͋̿͆́̊͒͐̉̄̍́̑͑͗̀͂̌̊̓̍͐̈́̀̐͐̚͘̚̚̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͝ͅͅơ̸̡̡̛̛̥͈̥̺͍̖͉̫̠͕͙̘̼̙͓͍͔̖̘̣̳̙̰̲̲̝̦͇̭̣͉̔̑̉̀̄̈̂̽̈́͗̌͋̎͌̄̈̎̌͊̍̀͆̈̽̎̎̄̓̓͐̿̃̂͌͛̽̆̌͂̒̌̽̿͒̉̀̑̍̍̄̃̍̓̃̎̋̆͑͂̆̌̑̉̌̚̕̚͘̚͝͠͝͠m̸̨̨̡̬͈͙̠̞͚̺͇̪̝͙̺̜̙͕͉̠͉̹̦̣̗̯̖̤͙̜̹̗̟͑̔̌̌̇̀̅͌̅̆͛̊̂̔̄̂̔̎̾̑͌́̋́͋̔́̈́̔̅̈́̊̎̾̀͛͑̇͋͗͋̒́͑̿̆̈̿̋̑̑̈̚̚̚͘͘͘̚͘͜͜͜͝͠͝͝p̸̧̧̨̧̨̨̢̨̧̧̨̨̡̱͉̜̖̤̺̰͙̥̭̱͉͚̠̺̥͖͎̗̝͉̗̟̬͖̲̻͈̻̭̯̥̯̙̗̦̝͙̘̜̗̩̼̯̫̲̯̲̦̝̠̰͓̝̻̖̠̜̘̫̣̟͕̼̙͉̭̱̳̻̰̣̓̑͜͜͜s̷̢̧̡̧̡̡̲̺͙͈̠̳̬̱̟͓̦̪̺̘̺̱̰̦͍̩͈̭̱̦͇̜͍̥͚͎͕̫͙̟͍͚̬͓̬̬͉̤͇̃ͅͅͅỏ̷̡̨̼̙͇̫̪͖̯̼̲̞̭̙̰̣͍͙̤̥̜̭̰̳̻̭̲̯̌̊̅̈̀͑̊̋̌̆̈́̄͛͆̇͊͆̈̍̅͛̽͂͒̎̈́̓̃̍̿̅͂͋͛̉͛̈́̇́̒͋̑̊͗̽̂̑́͐̿͐̄͊͑́̑͒̍̓͆̈̊͗͠͝͠͠͝ñ̴̡̢̛̛̛̙̺̙̰̣̼̽̂͒̍͂̀́̀͛́̒͊͐̈̓͌̾̔̎̒͊͐͑̓͐̐͌̽͂͒́̈́͛̄̄͗̿̍̉͊̔̆̇̓͛̀̅̎̉̾͆͋̎̐͘͘͠ ̴̡̢̡̨̢̢̛̛͙͔͚̮͎̼̪̰̠̥̻̥͕͓͎̬̲͖̩̦̰̻̫̙͈͍̺̭͚̦̹̭̼̮̲͉͕͚̪̬͉͓͈̫͈̩͖̺̘̦͍͖͈̦̣̀̈̒̄̒̃̒͐͌̈́͑͐̓̉̓͋̐̎̈́̈́̾́̊̈́̽͛̓̽̐̒̈͊̈͗̋̌̍̀͆͌̌̈́̓͊͊̔̈̈́̅͑̍̅̑̈́͑͂̄̑̽̌̋̕̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝&̷̡̛̟̲̞͙͔͙̙̺̻̬͔̭̘̗̲̰̟̳̋̆̏̌̄̊̌̎̊̇̽̏̆̾̏͑̇́̐͊͒̚ ̸̡̨̧̛̛̺̪̻̪̻̲̪̳̠̭̝̞͉̩̱̜͓͉̥͚̼̼̹͙̯̳̹͓͇̥͎̫̗̰͈̜͎̫̈́͑͛̌͒̊̈̓̂̅̔̈̃̎̍́̅̋̊̈́̀͐̀̊̏̌̈́͑̈́̿̎̿͌̄̾̃̓̐͒͒͋̍̍̿̆͂̀̇͐̕͘͘̚͜͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅD̵̛̛̘̰̎̐̔̈́͛̋̓̔̄̓̉͛͆̈́̉̀̇́̇̃͌͆͂̇̆͋̄͆̀̿͌́̍͆̋̈̈́͌̈́͌̐̀́̇̉͛͆͌̒͂̌̅͗̏̍̐͗̂̊͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ĕ̶̡̢̧̧̡̛͙͍̤̗̭͍̘̱̹̻͇̭̹̞͓͇̗̭̖̯̮͕͔̘̘̝̗̩͈͉̯͖̝͖͈̳͚̜͉̠̪͉́̓̏̓̃̂̆̄̐͌̂̎̃̓̾̀̍͗̿̌́̂͌͛́̍͌̋̒̌̆̂͒́̔͌̑̔̅̀̃͑̿͋̍̆̈́̋̋͠͠͠͝͠͝ň̴̨̡̡̡̛̫̹̼̯̦͇̥̘͕͚͍̦̦̜̭̦̲̯̈́̌͑͂̈́͌̓̃̌̇̒̈́̈́͊̓̃̄͑̔͌̊̌̔̃̈́̂́͊̆̄́͂́̄́͑̈́̊͊͋̐̈̅͌̕̚͘̕̕͜͜͝͠͝͝ņ̶̧̨̡̧̢̨̧̡̢̛̛̬͙̞͉̘̲͓̭͉̫̟̥͚̱̫̪̦̺̭̖̰̭͖͇̠͕̺̰͔̪̰̥͉̺̘̥͓͈̮̟̩͓͚̹̪͈͕̗̟̮̲̠̳̯͔̘̺͇̱͕̳̖̭̹̜̳͖̼̏͊̌̏͌͐̇͐͆͒̊̂͆̓͊͊̌̈́͒̑́͘̕͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅͅį̷̢̨̢̧̨̢̢̧̛̬̮̩̜̮͖̝͖͎̜̳̖̳̦̜͕̹̘̞̼̰̥̣̝̦̜͇̹̪̤̥̜͕͙̥̭̹͎̤̤͚̤̼̰̻̠̹̣̤̠̝̘͚͕̼͙͖̬̥̩͉̘̥͕͕̝̪͕̲̲͔̬̦̦̤̠̜̋̔̅̅̾͆͗͂̈̌̋͆̂̑̃̊͗̈̕͘͜͠͝ͅͅs̶̢̨̢̢̨̧̛̬̳̬̩̭͈̠̝̖̬̻̭͔̦̦̬͉͔̱̳̮̮̜̥̝̦̙̣̥̻̱̻͇̟͖̗̼̥̲̼̙̪̻̥̼̩̰̠̮̭͇̙̺͇̯̮̭̫̱̗̮̤̟̋̌͆̈͂̓̂̌̔̇̋̓̌̑͜͜͝ͅͅ ̶̨̡̧̨̨̧̢̧̢̡̢̜͖̪̰̫̲͇̘̠̩̹̭͍͓̖͙̗̜̩͍̰̩̲̟̦̠̳̞̖̞̺̭̗̮̘̝͖͚̮̬̯̥͈̙͎̙̫̖̣̘̞̟̪̪̺͙̦̥͙̥̘̟͉̺̣́̇́̈́̈́̇͐̋̓̂̔̄̈̔̉̔̈́̿̌͗͂̀͌̍̇̃͗͌̓̂̕̚͝͝͝ͅR̶̛̛̛̯͊̅́͌͆̿̀̒͗̋̉̆͗̀͐̅̔͆̀̾̒̆̈̎̈́́̆̾͊͒́͑͑̿͐̊̆̋͂̒͑͂̆͗̀͂́̎͆̒̀̽͌̏́̈́̀̉̉̈́̔̓̎̆̓̕̕̕̕̚̚̕̕̚͝͠͠͝͠͠į̸̧̛̛̛̲̙͎͙̻̹̣̟͉̥̙̳͓͎͙̹̻͕̩̰̼̈́̑̔̈́̐͊̀͆̋͊̊̏̆͑̉̆͐̐͊̎͌̿̎͑̐̀́̈͛̌͒͒̽͗̔́̓͂̋̀̌̐̎͂͛͛͗̀̂̽̔̐̿̕̕̕̚̚̚͝͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅt̴̡̧̪͈̲͓̖̬̻̰̻̩͉̪̥͓͍̳̹͙̖̘̤̼͖̖̎͑̌̋͒̂̿̈̽̊̊̏̒̋̀͊͆̄̓͐́̃̊̂̊͆̌͘̚͝ͅͅc̴̨̧̛͈̞̮̲̤̫̖͓͔̤͎̰͔̞̘̩̤̣̗̘̲͉̹͎͚̺̪̖̠̖̭̣̤̱̼̳̗͔̯̬̻͔͓͎̲̗̪̞̘̩͓̥͙͔͖̖̖̭͍̼̤̼̪̦͚͖̟̎̀̓̎̆͋̂͐̽̀̇͌͊̒̒̃̀̈͋̋̔̆̏̇͐͘̚͜͜͝ͅͅḩ̵̼̼͙̳̹̖̻̺̯̬͙̘̤̬̩̺̝̦̪͈͖̭̹̩̜̩̘̭̀͂̇͛̊̐̿̋͋̿̊̽̕͝͝ͅi̸̧̧̨̨̡̙͓͇̲̩͙̻̦̮̻̗̥͎̼͖̙̺̤̫͙̱̾͐̌̿͋̃̽͛͂̆̽̈́̃̔̽̂̽̇̽̍̊̓̄́̄̏́̀͑́̑̍̑̈̇̂̈̉̽̐͒͗͑͂̽̚̕͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅȩ̵̧̡̨̨̤̯̥̲͓̬̠͇̹̥̮͎̙̪̫͓̩̩͍͉͉̥̮̭͍͓̹̟̳̩͎̥̳͕̝̌̐̐̈́̋̀̄̆̈́̇͛̓̌̓̈́͗̀̋͋͛̌͛̽̔̏͋̿̀͛́̎̊̈̈́́͂̓̅̍̽̊̈́̊̎͌͒͋̆͊̀̽̌͌̽̓̎͊̌̏̄͂̽́̆̈́͆̂̚̚͘͘̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅ

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