#HolyShit

2025-12-05

"Stumbled" across this on Reddit a few minutes ago. This is a carpeted set of stairs. I have to wonder how many people received ankle, teeth, and neck injuries navigating this nonsense.

Seriously, holy shit!

#stairs #art #sadism #holyshit #wtf #wow #injury #insane #satan #reddit

A picture of a carpeted set of stairs.  The carpet pattern comprises of jarring color bars at different angles.  It's asking for serious injury.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2025-11-28

wow this is a new one on me

anybody want to join the ILLUMINATI?

i'm just _oh wow_ on _so_ many levels. i mean. honestly. who would bite on this? xD

#spam #fraud #holyshit #DoNot #comedy #illuminati #recruitment #phishing #phishingScam

Text of spam/phishing email with occasional noise added in email addresses

From: van~ess~a.cun~ha@ale~xania.g~o.go~v.br
Subject: Exclusive Invitation to Join the Illuminati
To:
Reply-To: Regina~Prudi@outlook~com

November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Dear Esteemed One,
We are thrilled to extend this exclusive invitation to you. You have been selected to join the great Illuminati and become a member of this distinguished family. Your virtues and wisdom have not gone unnoticed, and you have indeed found favor in the eyes of the Great Creator.

Reply: Regina~Prudi@outlook~com
Warm Regards
Regina Prudence
Illuminati Recruiter
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2025-11-23

I have never felt better about a bicycle being my primary form of transport.

"What the fuck, Flock?"

It's so much worse than you may've heard. The clown show is _spectacular_. It's a five-season arc in progress of only the most upper level, purest clownery.

Here's a very high view on The WAN Show (jump to 3:12:09 if the time stamp start doesn't work):

youtube.com/live/Vzgimftolys?t

Here's the original source with much more details:

youtube.com/watch?v=uB0gr7Fh6lY

#Flock #FuckFlock #HolyShit #surveillance #fascism #SurveillanceSociety #incompetence #RubberDucky #SecurityFail #security #HilariousIncompetence #shenanigans #clowns #ClownShow #TempestAttack #EveryAttack #AuthenticationInPlainText #EverythingThatCanBeWrongIsWrong

2025-11-22

Sometimes you suddenly realize something

"Minimalist is a scam created by big small to sell more less"
2025-09-25

How Far The Colts Have Come: Last Year Mike Tomlin Told Steelers to NOT Injure Anthony Richardson So Joe Flacco Wouldn’t Enter The Game

SI – While discussing the team’s upcoming Week 4 matchup against the Minnesota Vikings, who will be starting their…
#NFL #IndianapolisColts #Indianapolis #Colts #AnthonyRichardson #DanielJones #Football #franchise #Game #holyshit #JoeFlacco #lastseason #lastyearmiketomlin #season #Steelers #team #upcomingweek #win
rawchili.com/nfl/395002/

2025-09-24

🎺 🐂 💩

#HolyShit

Posted at Lies Antisocial:

In farming news: sheepshit, goatshit, batshit, gooseshit, deer droppings, pigshit, horseshit, donkeyshit, guano, llamashit, pig doo, roostershit, calfshit, chickenshit, HerefordShit, broncoshit, bullpucky, rabbit pellets, pony crap, Alpaca StinkBalls, and MAGAPoo are all melded in one tidy mixed manure pellet formulation form for high distribution and some powerful price-lowerin ‘ MooDoo just went full spectrum.
cont.

Kät´n´Toots (she/her)KathyKahner
2025-09-16

Unholy shit!

2025-09-05

You've heard of "user-centered design", now get ready for: whatever the fuck that is


#holy-shit
2025-09-04

Spring 2025: "There is no electric Nebraska outside of what you hear us performing onstage." - Bruce Springsteen to @RollingStone
A month later, 2025: Oh wait, there it is.

September 2025: Electric Nebraska will be out next month.

Wow! Great work, Rolling Stone!

#music #springsteen #holyshit

rollingstone.com/music/music-n

SSFC KDT 💚💙⚽🌹💻🍺✌ssfckdt
2025-08-27

are you guys ok?

(edit: not blurring name since it's public post and somehow ended up on my fb feed)

a long rant about portland timbers fans by some insider, too long to fit into alt
MacPsych 🏳️‍🌈macpsych
2025-08-17

I really wasn’t paying attention when I ordered the drinks in this five star hotel bar.

. 💰

👣🖖Jan :v_enby: :v_trans:Janjira@lgbtqia.space
2025-08-11
2025-07-30

At the barn to hose off my lovely mare from this hellishly hot summer day. And those dapples 😍
#horses #summer #heatwave #holyshit #dapples

Dark bay mare fresh from a cool hose down being hand graze while drying offClose up of dark bay mare’s abundant dapples on her side as she grazes and dries in the sun
🍂🌬️Robot Diver🌊RobotDiver@starlite.rodeo
2025-07-18

And just when we'd officially given up on teaching the cat to have his teeth brushed, he decided to do it himself (?!)

We have a little toddler's brush for him that i trimmed half the bristles off to make it less overwhelming and it has a little suction cup on the end.

This morning he wandered up and started rubbing his face on the bristles so I put a little enzymatic cat toothpaste (which up to this point he's decided was pretty gross, so I was putting a tiny dab on to the occasional treat to get him used to the flavour and figured a little bit any way was probably better than none .

After that he rubbed the brush on his teeth and chewed the brush so we gave him some reward treats, and he let me continue with a little bit of brushing and even more treats. I think he gets it now. I'm completely amazed and never thought we'd ever get here.

It's a goddamn Christmas miracle!

#gusTheCat #holyShit #catsOfMastodon #catsOfFedi

2025-07-09

I found my GBA & GBA-SP in storage & after 6 years in storage THEY BOOTED RIGHT TF UP.
#gameboy #gameboyadvance #holyshit #vacation #nintendo

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