Welcome to “Advanced Waiting Techniques” – today’s topic: pizza.
No reservations. Two types of pizza. A line that screams life choices were made.
At Da Michele in Naples, it’s not just food – it’s a full-blown ritual.
There’s a guy at the door handing out numbered tickets like it’s a deli counter… and he looks like he’s done some serious time.
But fear not – he guards the gateway to some of the best pizza on this planet.
Wait time: 45+ minutes.
Satisfaction level: transcendental.
#DaMicheleExperience #NeapolitanChaos #WorldClassPizza #FoodiePilgrimage #HolyDough #TwoPizzasToRuleThemAll #WasThatGuyAnExConTho #WorthEverySecond