Lol. #MikeLindell #MyPillowGuy #election

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/20/politics/mike-lindell-2020-election/index.html

Just went through the process to get a beautiful green verification checkmark for my Mastodon profile.

You see, I'm better than you...AND I KNOW IT. #Verified #Verification #mastodontips

Live footage of Millennials approximately 2.3 seconds after Netflix banned password sharing and AMC started charging more for good seats... #netflix #amc #amctheatres #pirate #piracy #PirateBay #ThePirateBay

George Santos says he's learned his lesson. From now on, he'll "double-check" and "cross reference" everything.

You know, the hard-to-remember stuff...like where/if he went to college, when his mother died, and when he won the Nobel Peace Prize. #GeorgeSantos #Congress

Read More: https://thehill.com/homenews/house/3838987-santos-ive-learned-my-lesson/

Jim Jordan is right. No law is going to stop "evil."

What it CAN do is stop "evil" from getting a badge, or hiding behind "qualified immunity."

#Tyre #TyreNichols #QualifiedImmunity #EndQualifiedImmunity #Justice #PoliceReform #Police

READ: https://thehill.com/homenews/house/3835841-jim-jordan-says-hes-uncertain-reform-can-stop-evil-seen-in-tyre-nichols-video/

@skyportradio @mozilla Perfectly valid view, for sure.

That said, when I say "functionality of Twitter," I'm purely referring to things like GIF support, that kind of stuff. Not talking about any of the algorithms or stuff that makes Twitter a toxic place to be.

POLL QUESTION for my followers (all 3 of you, 😆):

Let's say @mozilla is successful in building a Mastodon instance that has much of the same functionality of Twitter (GIF support, better image support, etc).

Would y'all switch from whatever instance you're in now to Mozilla's instance? Why/why not?

#Firefox #Mozilla #twitterrefugee #TwitterRIP #TwitterMigration #RIPTwitter #mastodontips

@tyler I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying! 😭

Look, there's a perfectly rational explanation as to why George Santos' campaign would have 40 separate $199.99 charges...when 90% of all other House/Senate campaigns had literally zero.

Problem is, that explanation involves an attempt to dodge federal campaign spending reporting laws. #GeorgeSantos #Congress #Republicans

READ: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/01/25/george-santos-199-expenses-00079334

Even in this toxic and divided time, politicians from both parties can agree on one thing: F**k Ticketmaster. #Ticketmaster #taylorswift

READ: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/taylor-swift-ticketmaster-senate-judiciary-committee-eras-tour/

Live footage of me rebuilding my Pokémon team for the 3,547th time before kicking the snot out of a literal toddler…

#Pokemon #PokemonScarletViolet

The News: Lawmakers in Washington have until June to raise the debt ceiling and avoid an economically apocalyptic default.

Me, immediately opening my trading app:

Go TCU. All hail Hypno Toad. #TCU #TCUFootball #UGA #Georgia #HypnoToad #CollegeFootballPlayoff #CFPChampionship

And in breaking news that surprised absolutely nobody, former Rep. Madison Cawthorn failed to carry out the most basic parts of the job right up to the bitter end. #MadisonCawthorn #118thCongress #Congress

READ: https://apnews.com/article/politics-north-carolina-state-government-florida-donald-trump-2a4ce747990583ddf8ae69ff7d38707b

If McCarthy wanted to turn the page and gain some credibility as a more “open” and “transparent” Speaker, he’d let C-SPAN put their own camera back into the House Chamber. #FreeCSPAN #FreeTheCameras

READ: https://thehill.com/homenews/3805893-heres-why-video-of-the-house-chamber-will-look-different-than-last-week?utm_source=hill_app&utm_medium=social&utm_content=share-link

Well, on round 14 of voting for Speaker of the House, we nearly to see one more thing we haven’t seen since before the Civil War…

A fist fight on the House Floor.

#kevinmccarthy #mattgaetz #Speaker #SpeakerOfTheHouse #MikeRogers

Kevin McCarthy negotiating to be Speaker after 3 days, 11 failed votes, and telling George Santos to stop following him 123 times…

#KevinMcCarthy #Speaker #SpeakerOfTheHouse

Wow. I mean, you know what they say about broken clocks…

But DAMN this aged well. #KevinMcCarthy #Speaker #SpeakerOfTheHouse #housevote #houseofrepresentatives

Behold: The most votes Kevin McCarthy has gotten all week.

Sure, all of them were votes to stop sharing a room with him…but still! #kevinmccarthy #Speaker #SpeakerOfTheHouse #HakeemJeffries

“Dear Lord, thank you for giving the American people such a unifying spectacle of comedic incompetence in the form of the House Speaker vote, which is slowly binding our nation’s divisions one hilarious vote at a time.”

- The House Chaplain, probably

#Speaker #SpeakerOfTheHouse #KevineMcCarthy #HakeemJeffries #JustinAmash #Amash #AmashForSpeaker #houseofrepresentatives