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dad; mechanical engineer

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New Jersey
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A bird feeder webcam shot of a Carolina Wren perched normally, almost facing the camera, but with his beak pointing directly upwards.
𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-07

@jake4480 failure to comply means the employer owes one paycheck to the applicant.

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Jake in the desertjake4480@c.im
2026-01-07

Businesses should be required by law to send acceptance AND rejection letters for interviews, once a position is filled. Not even feedback, just yay or nay at a minimum. If a company can't fucking figure out how to auto-send an email with a binary decision, you shouldn't be allowed to hire employees to your business

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Even if you're a staunch Android user like me, it's important to be a good host and keep a spare charger for your guests with iPhones.
An early generation iPod/iPhone charger cable connected to its power adapter on a bare gray surface.
𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-07

Maybe if they gave him the prize in the first place he would have chilled out and things would be better.

𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-06

@losttourist @CStamp Who says flags have no meaning? The Israeli flag is unequivocally one of the bad ones (up there with the Confederate battle flag, Rhodesia, Thin Blue Line, etc), but I'm talking about the signs that caption the flag with the phrase "We stand with Israel!" I agree that Israel doesn't represent Jews or Judaism and I believe that it's antisemitic to insist that it does, but when you put that sign up, that's a choice. It's a bad message to constantly show your neighbors.

𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-06

@losttourist @CStamp If someone thinks that a Palestinian flag is antisemitic or that a rainbow flag is anti-Black, isn't that kind of their problem?

I'm not looking for loopholes. There's a synagogue in my neighborhood with these signs up and I will be leaving them alone regardless. I'm just wondering about how we should feel and react to blatant Zionism and other bigotry in our communities.

𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-06

@losttourist @CStamp what if it was something non-racist or non-antisemitic, like a rainbow flag or a Palestinian flag?

𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-06

@losttourist @CStamp As I said, I don't believe that vandalizing a synagogue (or any place of worship) is a good idea. However, if an organization explicitly states that it is zionist, that says something about its members, right? What if a church puts up a sign that says "God hates fags" or something like that?

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Casey Newtoncaseynewton
2026-01-06

The author of a viral Reddit thread alleging fraud at a food delivery company tried to back up his claim by sending me AI-generated documents. Today I'm publishing those documents in the hopes that it helps other reporter see what we're up against in the age of AI platformer.news/fake-uber-eats

𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-06

@CStamp I don't think that kind of vandalism is helpful in any case, but how should it be read when a synagogue still has 'I/we stand with Israel' yard signs posted?

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World Beauty :verified:world_beauty@universeodon.com
2026-01-06

Red Sprite Lightning over the Andes
Credits: Yuri Beletsky, Carnegie, Las Campanas Observatory, TWAN
#nature #space #astrophotography

Red Sprite Lightning over the Andes
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#DadHack: the cap on Heinz's squeeze bottle of ketchup, which features a convenient valve for less-mess dispensing, also fits on the larger, more cost effective bottle, which lacks the valve. As long as I save the better cap, I no longer have to pay a premium for ketchup convenience.

#ketchup #CondimentPosting #DIY
Two plastic bottles of Heinz ketchup. The one on the left is an empty two-pound bottle intended for squeeze dispensing. The one on the right is a three-pounder intended for messier pour dispensing.
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2026-01-03
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Lunar noon casting crazy shadows on my backyard. #Moon #moonlight #shadows #LunarNoon #snow #winter #FullMoon
Full moon nearly directly overhead as seen through the bare branches of a maple tree. Some planets are also visible.Crisp moonlight shadows of the limbs and branches of a maple tree and oak tree on a snow covered lawn. Taken with the primary lens of my smartphone.Crisp moonlight shadows of the limbs and branches of a maple tree and oak tree on a snow covered lawn. Taken with the wide-angle lens of my smartphone, which doesn't focus as well as the primary lens and looks spookier.
𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-03

@allgonesideways i found myself in a rather narrow urinal stall today and it was surprisingly comforting. #HappyNewYears

𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-03

The urinal partitions hug me snuggly like Temple Grandin's squeeze chute.

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2026-01-01

if you're a jorts dot horse poster in the northern hemisphere, then it's your birthday today

happy birthday! 🎉​

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2026-01-01

my 2026 resolutions: make homemade mayonnaise with fresh local eggs, and be slutty

𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝fathermcgruder@jorts.horse
2026-01-01

@cdarwin can people check out documents before the closure to archive them (one way or another)?

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