Wow! So much snow in #Minneapolis. This has to be some kind of record for Halloween, right? #minnesota

@discodonkey68 Oh, hello. Do you like trolls?

don't know what this shape is called. calling it the 3 bready problem

@MissingThePt they keep tricking me with the so-called “Final Fantasy”!

How can they be doing a remake of the Neverending Story when the original’s not even over? https://movieweb.com/the-neverending-story-live-action-remake-in-the-works/

I’ve heard good things about #PearlJam, but I’d rather not have oyster excrement on my toast.

Son: “Mumma, I want Papa Troll!”
Me: “Here I am 😃”
Son: “No, I meant Paw Patrol. The show.”
Me: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
#parenting

Wanna follow a creative mind? This guy.

@ReticentTurnip

Act 1: Peanut farmer.
Act 2: President of the United States.
Act 3: Humanitarian.

Now, Jimmy, it’s time for Act 4. Lace up your kicks, hit the gym, and become THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD!
#jimmycarter #basketball #peanuts

An eggs hell!

@mosseri Hello Threads, can you hear me out there? I am just a simple troll languishing here on Mastodon.

And the winner, with 100% of the vote, is….french fries. Wow! #TrollPoll

That’s nice. 🦴

#TrollPoll (En française: #TrouxelletesPouxelletes)

What first comes to mind when we think of #France? Their yellow #food, of course! Now you decide — which #french delicacy reigns supreme? #TrollPoll in next toot.
#Foodie #française

I got mugged by six dwarves last night...

Not Happy.

#Puns #Dad Jokes

Normally, making up a fake charity for *someone else's* sick dog, pocketing the money (letting the dog die!) would be the primary thing you'd remember about a person. Yet, I bet, like me, you forgot George Santos even did that...on his way to congress tossing lies like rose petals all along his path, like some kind of elemental sprite of dishonesty.

That's an advantage of doing enough terrible things. No one can hold them all in their mind at once: appreciate the true scope of depravity. LMAO

This Toot is actually a thumb solo.

(because without the er, it’s just a cat pillar)

This poor caterpillar needs the ER!
#dadjokes #caturday #CatsOfMasdoton #joke #pillar