Does bisexual mean you have sex twice a week or once every two weeks?
#poll #AskingTheRealQueation #bivisibility #pride #Puns #MyAnacondaGotNoneUnlessYouGotPunsHun

I am late to the party, but this is the funniest perfect book title I have seen in a long while. 10/10

#bookstodon #books #puns #image

@jaz My family adds:

* Open Heart Sturgery

* In Cod We Trust

* You Look Crabulous

* It's a Flounderful Life

#Humor #Puns

🎣 Dry #Fish #Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

Why aren't puns about beef processing called meat schtick?

#showerThoughts #puns

New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

#Sun's #Out, #Puns #Out!

comics.lucentinian.com/8539
#NewsJokes #ComedyGold #FunnyNews #DailyComedy #NewsLaughs

http #Magnesium #OMG #0mg #Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

OTD in 1998 I doodled this satirical newspaper. Zeitgeist through a 10-year-old's eyes: Clinton's sex scandal, the #Chicago #Bulls' 6th championship (with Rodman as a literal Worm), Ginger Spice (as a literal ginger root) leaving the #SpiceGirls (& MJ auditioning for them), #Mulan. And as you can see, I've always been making #puns.

#90s #NBAFinals #NBA #Basketball #Cubs #Sox #WhiteSox #ChicagoWhiteSox #ChicagoCubs #Cartoon #Comics #Doodle #Illustrator #Illustration #Drawing #Disney #Art #Artist

Would you like a cup of our Tea-ransgender Pride Drink? 💙🩷🤍🩷💙 #transgender #tea #art #artsky #digitalart #illustration #pride #queer #lgbtqia+ #pridemonth #puns #trans

OK, so gamedev question.

I'm beavering away on a game/toy where you raise zooplankton.
but I've yet to decide on the most important element:

THE NAME

I want the dumbest, punniest names available

So far I have
- Licence to Krill (ruled this one out as it's already a board game)

- A PlankTON of fun (long winded, maybe a subheading?)

- Krilling me softly

- Krill, yor darlings

- Cheap Krills

I feel like these are all missing some oompf? CAN ANYONE DO BETTER?

#gamedev #puns #indiedev #solodev

Me: What's the wifi password?. Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.. Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?. Me: Sure. How much is that?. Bartender: $3. Me: There you go. So, what's the wifi password?. Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. * no spaces, all lowercase. #Funny #Puns

We had so much fun last year touring islands in the South Pacific that this year we’re going back for Samoa. 🌴

#puns #dadjokes

#Puns God a chuckle from this, saw it on FB.
Just been to the grocery store, and the kid bagging my stuff asked if I wanted paper or plastic. I told him I didn't care and he could decide for me. He looked me dead in the eye and said.... "You have to pick - baggers. can't be choosers.'

Tuesday Doesn't Come After Onesday #199

https://www.freenovelsonline.top/2025/04/wordplay-pot-43-memepic-dump.html

#freenovelsonline #TuesdayDoesntComeAfterOnesday #puns #funnypuns #witty #wordplay

Still my favourite pun on the net, twelve years and counting, but only one missing pic left. #CetaceanNeeded #WikipediaGems #Puns

🚗 Car go road 🛣️
#Pun #Puns.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

The Ghost Writer

an unsuccessful writing person that becomes the vessel for a revenge demon. It always speaks in quote's of famous and not so famous Persons also giving a source for the quote, its most powerful ability is the PEN-nentstare, when it takes of its glasses and draws a pencil from its non existent ears, its appearance is that of a burning skeleton that reads and writes in a book, dressed in heavy librarian clothes (whatever that would look like)...

It's goals are letting art thief's suffer for their ridiculous and despicable deeds but it doesn't have space for grey areas, it punishes if the rules are broken it doesn't care why...

🤔
#writing #puns #CharacterCreation #Fiction #Authors #SuperHero #AntiHero #Mystical?

This Would Be Counter Productive

https://www.thirstyspittoon.top/2025/03/wordplay-box-41-memepic-dump.html

#thethirstyspittoon #puns #funnypuns #witty #wordplay

I saw a video of an octopus fighting a mantis shrimp, and the narrator said ‘brain vs prawn’

https://youtube.com/shorts/-pqM84ngbf0

#Marine #Puns