I don't share the same ghoulish interest in the royals as half the population. But if there's one thing we definitely can infer about #AndrewMountbattenWindsor from his #Newsnight disaster, it's that he won't have asked for a lawyer to be present in his police interview.
"I'm sure I can talk my way out of this", he'll have thought, doubtless to the sheer giddy delight of the officers conducting the interview.
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