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Poobah Sayspoobahsays
2025-04-13

Paying homage to The Church of the this Sunday, from the , The says:

“In the doctrines of the , one must twirl wisely—for whether touched by or , all noodly truths lead to the same simmering .”

Moral: Unity is easier when everyone’s already al dente.


$POOBAH

Poobah Sayspoobahsays
2025-04-11

$POOBAH has arrived.
Meme it. Trade it. Worship it.
Absurdity has a token now.

$POOBAH

Poobah Sayspoobahsays
2025-04-11

From the says: “Never trust a who rewinds his —he’s hiding the B-side.”

Moral: has , skip, and every -track ends in .









Poobah Sayspoobahsays
2025-04-03

From the Poobah says:

“When the Trump of blows too hard, even the start charging .”

        

Poobah Sayspoobahsays
2025-04-02

From the Mushroom-Powered Parliament, the Poobah says:

“When the speaks louder than the , it’s time to replace your with a .”

Poobah Sayspoobahsays
2025-04-01

From the Easter Island Picnic Blanket, the Poobah says: “A is not a - it is a for the weak-willed and the strong-toothed.”

Poobah Sayspoobahsays
2025-03-26

“A wise never debates with a during a solar eclipse.”






$POO

Poobah Sayspoobahsays
2025-03-24

“When the shakes hands with the and the becomes , only the of common sense dares speak from the .” – All hail the Poobah.

  $POO

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