Today's top ten tag trends:

10: #fridaythe13th
9: #WindowFriday
8: #FensterFreitag
7: #tehran
6: #alphamailtips
5: #funkymusic
4: #JukeboxFridayNight
3: #israel
2: #iran
1: #totp

#trendytoots 📈

'Ring twice'? No. Ring once…with _conviction_.

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Don't whinge about being cancelled.

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While it may look snazzy, Scale Mail doesn't cover as much of the body and offers less flexibility as compared to Chainmail

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Nobody likes scrawny envelopes. Make sure your envelopes are well-padded, with rock-hard abs and a firm butt. Erm, not that we go around checking out mail butts or anything. 👀

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When composing your email, remember that a sandwich made with superb bread still tastes awful if the filling is shit. See also "praise sandwich".
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For an authentic AlphaMail experience, Moist von Lipwig tricked The Librarian into working as a postape.

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#GnuTerryPratchett

I feel obligated to post this video for #HashtagGames today: https://youtu.be/jPhXVrp0_oI

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So take a letter Maria,
address it to my wife
Send a copy to my lawyer,
gotta start a new life

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R. B. Greaves

Bro, do you even affix proper postage?

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Chain mail made with Alpha-Bits cereal is rather ineffective.
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Snail mail is ironman level alpha mail.

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I've had a few DM inquires. MAIL in #AlphaMailTips #HashTagGames is not a typo of male. @paul

See game post above

Say "C'mon just the”

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We don't use *sub*stack 'round these parts

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Alphamail never arrives on time because it lacks beta-testing.

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Hey little buddy, you can have your community newsletter or whatever, but this is what I call real heavy chain mail.

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If you’re smart you only do your route every other day. They can wait for their coupons and their ss checks.

To err mail is human. To deliver with certainty is alpha.

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These days, I'm tariffied every time a package arrives.

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