#BirdBrain

2026-01-17

Damn, I only found out about this song recently, but it's been living in my head rent free since. The lyrics hit really close to home for me, especially the first verse and bridge. Got me fucked up.
https://youtu.be/0iVlSNpq8i8?si=myC7liQSkJ5UPL83


#birdbrain
2025-10-25

Brazilian Teto, bless my heart
the translation is so good 🇧🇷🩷

youtube.com/watch?v=_hVEIvzp_JQ

#birdbrain #kasaneteto

Kawaoneechankawa@mas.to
2025-10-19

Baby no one bothered to tell me to stop.

#art #furry #myart #FirrhnaProject #birdbrain

A cat-person squirming on the ground, clutching their groin with both hands. "Oh god my penis!"
Happiest Man AliveBabypolo
2025-04-16

<--- vient de réaliser un truc de ouf 😜

TheGoodbyeGirl 🇬🇧♈TGG303@cyberplace.social
2025-03-22

A pretty good day, although we almost! had pheasant for our tea tonight, a male ran out in front of the car, luckily @matt303 saw what it was about to do and slowed down accordingly.

#EejitBird #BirdBrain

🇺🇸Citizen😤🍃🔥KUSH🔥🍃🇺🇸Citizen_KUSH_BurnzWeLL
2025-02-09

As Would Say….

🧠

2024-08-27

Male birds-of-paradise perform dazzling displays to attract mates. How do their brains and bodies do this?

Abby Lieberman breaks it down in this week's post, "Moving and grooving with birds-of-paradise": pennneuroknow.com/2024/08/27/m

#sciComm #neuroscience #birds #brain #birdBrain

2024-07-16

Fake News

Alert! trump sneezes. He is told that he may have bird flu. "But I never touch birds!" he protests. He is told the cows are passing it around and he probably got it from a burger. "Is there a vaccine?" he begs. He is told the vaccine is in short supply, costs a lot, and doesn't work for people over 55 years of age. "What will happen?" he whines. "Am I going to die?" He is told he must quarantine at MerryMeLago for six months. He is told that he is highly contagious and must live by himself in a bathroom. He is told food will be slipped under the door. "What about the campaign?" he asks. "What about fund-raising?" He is told to shut up and then I take off my vance disguise and hobble out laughing hysterically. He yells to the secret service to stop me but I tell him that I've live-streamed the whole conversation and he's trending all over the world under #fool and #imbecile and #dumbestExPresidentEver and #BirdBrain. The secret service agents are snickering and some are laughing out loud and a few are rolling around on the floor. I leave. Ollie is waiting for me in the car. He sniffs me all over and makes a face. Even a golden doodle knows when you've been in the same room as a loser.

2024-05-01

"Sir, I have bad news."

"Give it to me straight, doctor. Do I have cancer?"

"No, it is much worse?"

"Worse? What is it?"

"The brain biopsy revealed that a family of birds are nesting in your cranium."

"Well, that explains why people call me 'bird brain.'"

#cancer #CancerSurvivor #DarkHumor #BrainBiopsy #BirdBrain

BetterifyouneilBetterifyouneil
2024-04-18

TorqueNews: Recently Let Go Tesla Executives Are Airing Their Dirty Laundry in Public, Call Elon Musk a “Pigeon CEO”

torquenews.com/11826/recently-
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and his antics of letting people go with every company will leave him pecking at bread crumbs💩🐦

When people think job security & severance pay, the is last on the list.

How long before people stage & fly the coop before the has a chance to set them free?
on a still sinks.

2024-03-30

The clocks go forward tonight. Which doesn't mean this pied wagtail will have an hour less to batter at the rival pied wagtail it sees in the back window of my pick up.

I'd better get the canopy back on. #BirdBrain

The rear of my pick up with the canopy removed from the load deck at the back. A pied wagtail, a smallish black and white bird, looks at its reflection in the rear window.
2024-03-06

@knittingknots2
It's always projection with #Trump. He calls Haley #Birdbrain because he himself is mentally...
impotent.

hagia sophiajinxhart
2024-01-27

"If you give any $$ to Bird Brain, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!"

A picture of Big Bird looking a bit flustered: he never thought the Big Man would come after him, but here we are. #PoorBigBird
2023-10-06
HowToPhil (Phillip R)howtophil
2023-07-25

It's such a move to try to rebrand a known name like into some nonsense single letter shit

LOLOLOLOLOLOLlololololololol
continues to be a moron.

I'll warm myself with laughter while he burns that place down

AuntyFacisto 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇹🇺🇦johnnybgouda@mastodon.world
2023-07-18

#birdbrain
Found a dead blue scrub yesterday in the yard. No obvious evidence as to perpetrator or cause. My brain wonders what the other birds are thinking - blame the human or was it one of them & they have a code of bird "omerta" or something?

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