#Butts

Apollo Lemmonapollo@cozymech.com
2026-03-16

As a butts fan, this sign on an old hands dryer in a grocery store washroom amused me too much.

#butts

A sign on a hand dryer says "Push the butt. Place hands under."
ILSCilsc
2026-03-10
2026-03-07

Leslie Jones might be the funniest person around. Whatever it is, she commits.
#comedy #incels #sexuality #butts #video #rant youtu.be/UfFaaiHm0lo?si=yfiJqA

This is how I want to be preserved in 300 million years time, wicked witch of the east style with my butthole out. #paleontology #history #science #evolution #animals #butts

Anton Petrov
2 days ago
World's oldest butt hole!
Now you've seen it all
More info:
299-million-year-old mud in today's central Germany has
preserved what may be the oldest known fossilized cloacal
"butthole" imprint, from a small lizard-like reptile newly
named Cabarzichnus pulchrus.
The rare, finely detailed impression captures the multi-
purpose rear opening used for waste, sex and egg-laying,
offering a unique glimpse into how this crucial orifice evolved
in early reptiles
Credit: Taylor Mitchell Brown, after Marchetti et al., Current
Biology
A black-and-white close-up of a fossil imprint of a cloacal vent, the rear opening of a reptile, in ancient mud, labeled with "Cloacal vent". The imprint reveals the shape of the opening and surrounding features. The image is accompanied by text indicating it is the "world's oldest butt hole" from a 299-million-year-old fossil, specifically from a small, lizard-like reptile named *Cabarzichnus pulchrus*.
Temrin 😷 💛🤍💜🖤Temrin@mastodon.art
2026-03-03

Member behind the scenes: Some stream WIPs, with a little spice~ patreon.com/posts/151578116

#FurryArt #NSFWFurryArt #Butts n stuff.

Blurry grayscale image with text overlayed that reads "NSFW Feb 24 2026 Stream WIPs. Patreon.com/temrin"
hairybearbackhairybearback
2026-02-22

Our podcast is always looking for listener submissions…we are 2 gay guys talking about love, sex, socializing and butt stuff from a gay medical doctor and gay dude (me) that has done a lot…maybe too much 😈

phone number you can text or leave messages onemail for your medical advice question and anything else you want to confess 😈
2026-02-14

RE: wandering.shop/@rubyjones/1160

Ever wonder how to make a sculpture of a butt? Who hasn't?

Now you can learn from my experience!

#art #sculpture #butt #butts #ButtSculpture

Miss Kitty 🌈🌈🌈misskitty.art@bsky.brid.gy
2026-02-08

Hear those crickets #MissKitty? They're all watching the stupid game. 😹😹😹 If I was at somebody's house I would watch it too just to see the tight pants! There's some #good #butts on a #football field. 🤭🤭🤭🤜🏻😹🤛🏻🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Nacktwanderer 🆓♀️♂️⚧️🚶🏼‍♀nacktwanderer@troet.cafe
2026-02-08
2026-02-06

@nygl So rounded. 👀 Looking more like a lapbottom #butts 🤭

Sometimes you just gotta say "badonkadonk."

Other times you just gotta say "Rowsdower!"

#Niche #MST3K #Butts

Circumcised Beauty /NSFWFreePurpleRose
2026-02-05
ILSCilsc
2026-01-25
Arabian Beautyimanxo
2026-01-15

Stupid remote! Can never find it...

🫠
Help me search for it?

Dfans.co/haramgirl

2026-01-11
K.C. Moon (Quillurion)kcmoon
2026-01-10
2026-01-01

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