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Another one for my political #satire archive!
#ToryChaos #CCHQ #Conservative #humour #politics #StoptheBets

Rishi Sunak's slogan "STOP THE BOATS" altered to "Stop the Bets"

Gambling frenzy hits Tories ...
#CCHQ #StoptheBets #ToryChaos

Scrooge: "“You there, Tory boy, put a bet on the Conservatives losing the election.”

Peek inside the war room at Conservative Campaign HQ today #CCHQ

13 June: Williams tells the BBC the £100 bet was a "huge error of judgement"
19 June: At around 17:00, the BBC reveals a police officer in Sunak's personal security detail has been arrested and suspended over allegations he placed a bet on the timing of the general election
19 June: Hours later, it emerges a second Tory candidate, Laura Saunders, is being looked into by the Gambling Commission over claims she placed a bet on the election date
20 June: Earlier today, we revealed that Saunders' husband Tony Lee - who is the Conservative Party's director of campaigning - is also being looked into over an alleged election bet and has taken a leave of absence from his role within the party

Last week I posted that fiction is becoming stranger than truth - when I thought it could get no worse, we hear more Conservatives are being looked into by the Gambling Commission!

#torycrashandburn #torywipeout2024 #cchq #corrupt #jail #ge2024 #news

https://penofglen.wordpress.com/2024/06/20/truth-stranger-than-fiction-a-british-tale-of-political-shenanigans/

Meanwhile at #cchq heated discussion rages over when to announce the "Bring Back Rationing" policy. Until someone points out that that was the point of the great inflation! #ukge24

MP Mark Menzies loses Tory whip as party investigates claims he misused funds | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mark-menzies-tory-mp-funds-b2530658.html

#Menzies
#Tories
#Whip
#MisuseOfMoney
#CampaignFunds
#MisuseOfCampaignFunds
#PayOffBadPeople
#MedicalExpenses
#InternationalEnvoy
#Labour
#Rayner
#DoubleStandards
#Dodds
#Holden
#Sunak
#Professionalism
#Integrity
#Accountability
#CCHQ
#FlydeWestminsterGroup
#Shapps
#Cooper
#LibDems

Here’s the reason the Tory fuss over fake Rishi Sunak ‘pint’ pic is hilarious | Vox Political
https://voxpoliticalonline.com/2023/08/03/heres-the-reason-the-tory-fuss-over-fake-rishi-sunak-pint-pic-is-hilarious/

#Rishi #Sunak #fake #pic #picture #image #pint #ale #beer #Conservative #Tory #Tories #CCHQ #central #HQ #headquarters #press #office #Fact #Check #Factcheck #UK #lie

Revealed: Tory minister and MPs claimed driving fines on expenses | The Independent
#SpeedingFine
#Tories
#Expenses
#Ethics
#Sunak
#Braverman
#DrivingFines
#Solloway
#Hoare
#MPsTravelExpenses
#Afolami
#Labour
#SNP
#Doogan
#IPSA
#Debbonaire
#Graham
#Alastair
#CCHQ
#ClaimingFinesOnExpenses
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/driving-fines-mps-expenses-suella-braverman-b2346625.html

Another cold & frosty morning in the city of York. Zahawi really is a simple minded oaf. He and #CCHQ know the RMT are not affiliated to Labour but they spout their bullshit playing on the ignorance of the British electorate

#SunakOut53
#ToriesOut163
#GeneralElectionNow

#CCHQ

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