Handsome and hung?
Come with me to my room, and I’ll tell my husband you’re my masseur.
The 🎁 you leave inside me, though - that will be our little secret.

#chastity #keyholder #sizequeen #SPH #cheating #MarriedWithBenefits

“Slept With Two Of My Sisters”:
29 People Reveal How They #Exposed Their #Cheating #Partners

https://www.boredpanda.com/people-share-worst-cheating-stories/

I wear my Keyholder necklace with pride as I like those around me to know I keep my husband pussyfree.

#chastity #keyholder #sizequeen #cheating #cuckolding

#DadJoke #DadJokes #Cheating #CheatingWife #Cheater.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

I only cheated a bit

Dear Jame, My boyfriend of 7 years left me and he says it is all my fault. It really isn’t. I only cheated a few times. Why is he making so much fuss? I’m so lonely now.

Yours, alone of Ipswitch.

Dear Alone of Ipswitch,

Oh, dearest buttered muffin, do come in and have a sit on the wobbly ottoman of emotional regret. I’m ever so sorry to hear that your gentleman companion has taken leave of your romantic establishment, but don’t worry — I’ve dealt with at least three and a half heartbreaks myself (and once with a gnome).

Now, let’s delicately untangle this romantic tumbleweed, shall we?

You say you “only” cheated a few times. Oh poppet. That’s like saying, “I only set fire to the curtains once or twice,” and then being surprised when the house refuses to love you back. It’s not that you’re unlovable — goodness no! It’s just that you’re currently hatless in the moral department.

You see, everyone who’s ever read my world-renowned, shockingly unproofread guide, “Loyalty, Lace, and Llama Maintenance: A Jane Sillybottom Love Manual,” knows that the foundation of any great relationship is trust, honesty, and an absolutely ludicrous hat.

Were you wearing a large velvet tricorn festooned with ribboned pinecones the last time you had an honest conversation with him? No? There’s your answer.

Now, I must gently inform you — in the softest, fluffiest way possible — that you are now entirely bereft of human romantic companionship. That ship has not only sailed, but it’s joined a different navy and legally changed its name to “Not Dealing With That Again.”

But do not despair! Many people have flourished in lives filled with elegant solitude. May I recommend the following:

• My heart-warming novella “How to Love Yourself and Also Possibly a Victorian Lampshade”
• The self-help smash hit “Cuddle Me, I’m a Cactus: Embracing the Prickly You”
• And of course, the practical guide “101 Uses for the Ex’s Leftover Trousers” (spoiler: mostly planters).

Now is the time to welcome the next phase of your life: Cat Lady Supreme. One cat? Lovely. Twelve? Warmer. Forty-two with matching capes? Ideal.

Line your shelves with my books, line your lap with feline affection, and line your soul with the snug embrace of woolly socks and the knowledge that you are fabulously, irreversibly you.

And whatever you do next… wear a hat. A big one. One that says, “I may have emotionally detonated a relationship, but I look fabulous doing it.”

With purring affection and several cat-themed bookmarks,
🧁 Jane Sillybottom

Jane Sillybottom is a work of fiction written in collaboration with AI. On no account should anyone follow her advice unless you really want to. There’s no accounting for some people.

#cats #cheating #relationships

Sophie Cunningham accused by Phoenix Suns employee of having affair with married CEO Josh Bartelstein in lawsuit  https://www.rawchili.com/nba/53853/ #affairs #athletes #Basketball #CelebrityLawsuits #CelebrityNews #ceos #cheating #Indiana #NBA #PageSixRadio #Phoenix #PhoenixSuns #PhoenixSuns #SexAndRelationships #Sports #suns #WNBA

WNBA star Sophie Cunningham addresses ‘hurtful’ accusations she had affair with married Phoenix Suns CEO https://www.rawchili.com/nba/49385/ #affairs #athletes #Basketball #CelebrityLawsuits #CelebrityNews #CelebritySocialMedia #cheating #NBA #Phoenix #PhoenixSuns #PhoenixSuns #Sports #suns #WNBA

I was thinking about AI ruining our education system by robbing our children and adult learners of the time they need to learn how to solve problems and I was reminded of my Grade 3 teacher, who is an objectively horrible person in my memory, yelling at me for using my Snoopy calculator (probably out of spite) during a test.

And there it is on eBay.

If I had $68 to blow on nostalgia, I'd almost buy it.

Madame Matt sucked... but she was right in this one case.

And AI will destroy our ability to learn if we are not vigilant about when and where and how it is used.

#AI #Education #learning #cheating #nostalgia #1980s
https://ebay.us/m/7qG05H

"When I asked him why he had gone through so much trouble to get to an Ivy League university only to off-load all of the learning to a robot, he said, 'It’s the best place to meet your co-founder and your wife.'"

James D. Walsh for New York magazine: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/openai-chatgpt-ai-cheating-education-college-students-school.html

#Longreads #College #ChatGPT #Education #HigherEducation #AI #Cheating

you dont care if i put the curtains i bought on the wall, but if i use #godmode or #unlockallfeatures #2play the #games or #devices i also bought suddenly im #cheating.

....hmmmm.

WHAT ARE YOU #HIDING FROM US?

Could you leave me completely satisfied before I go home to my husband?

#hotwife #cuckold #sizequeen #cheating

‘The Text That Changed Everything’: Woman Shares How She Caught Her Cheating Husband After 13-Year Marriage https://shinemycrown.com/the-text-that-changed-everything-woman-shares-how-she-caught-her-cheating-husband-after-13-year-marriage/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #Cheating #RelationshipAdvice #Infidelity #Marriage #Love

My wedding ring and Keyholder necklace work well together to make my lifestyle known to those who look.

#chastity #keyholder #married #cheating #sizequeen

Indian Idol Fame Abhijeet Sawant Admits to Secret Dating After Marriage

#celebritygossip #cheating #controversy #Indiansinger #marriage
https://blazetrends.com/indian-idol-fame-abhijeet-sawant-admits-to-secret-dating-after-marriage/?fsp_sid=33567

Mashable: ‘Are We Dating the Same Guy?’ Facebook group lawsuit dismissed. “Last year, Chicago man Nikko D’Ambrosio sued Meta as well as women who dated him and their parents, women who commented on posts about him in the Facebook group, and moderators for the group, for defamation, invasion of privacy, doxxing, and more. On Tuesday, U.S. District Judge Sunil R. Harjani tossed the complaint.”

https://rbfirehose.com/2025/05/17/mashable-are-we-dating-the-same-guy-facebook-group-lawsuit-dismissed/