#CoffeeWanker

The Tepid EmperorTheTepidEmperor
2025-12-02
A magnet displaying "two chimps" and a promotional flyer for "Cats in Capes," a limited edition coffee with tasting notes of cashews, treacle, and oranges, produced in Peru. The flyer includes details about the coffee's origin.
The Tepid EmperorTheTepidEmperor
2025-10-21

New subscription has arrived from Two Chimps in . Single origin .

A promotional card for "Two Chimps" coffee featuring the text "My Calculator is Ringing." It describes a medium roast specialty coffee with flavor notes of milk chocolate, creamy vanilla, lime, and green apple. The card also includes details about its origin.
The Tepid EmperorTheTepidEmperor
2025-08-19

Decided on a subscription. 500g bag every 3 weeks. But… , the roaster, choose the blend!

Label for coffee titled "Pink Sky at Night," indicating it is from Brazil, Cerrado Mineiro. Includes details about roasting and brewing method, with handwritten notes on roasting date and grind type. Mentions storage and freshness recommendations.
2025-06-14

I had sort of settled upon using Bournville plain chocolate as the base for my mochaccino, but today I used six squares of Cadbury’s Caramilk: what have I become! #CoffeeWanker

For the record, it was basically a very creamy latte with a shot of caramel added

The Tepid EmperorTheTepidEmperor
2024-12-22
The Tepid EmperorTheTepidEmperor
2024-12-15
A person is pouring hot water from a black kettle into a turquoise coffee dripper. They are wearing an off white t-shirt from P and Co with "Slow Sundays Coffee Club" printed on it in green.
Siège avec vuesiegeavecvue@rail.chat
2024-12-10

No #coffee-making facilities on this #Eurostar, apparently, but there is hot water at the bar-cum-@diningcar #Aeropress #Aergrind #coffeeontrains #coffeewanker

A pack of coffee beans, an Aeropress Go and an Aergrind by Knock on a Eurostar devoid of coffee.
The Tepid Emperor has moved...garyjesionowski@warhammer.social
2024-07-12

What’s on the boiler? Current brew choices from Two Chimps of Oakham. #WhatsOnTheBoiler #CoffeeLover #TeaLover #CoffeeWanker #EarlGrey #LooseLeafTea #TwoChimps #WorcesterBoiler

A Worcester central heating boiler with two magnets holding up paper items. The left paper is about "Two Chimps" specialty coffee, and the right paper is about "The Bees" Earl Grey tea with an illustration of a tiger.
Alec :tux: 🇦🇺 👨‍💻alecthegeek@mstdn.social
2024-07-01

Tell me you live in Melbourne without telling me you live in Melbourne.

1) The barista starts making my coffee before I place the order.

2) They use my preferred blend, which is not the default for my coffee

#Melbourne #CoffeeWanker

The Tepid Emperor has moved...garyjesionowski@warhammer.social
2024-06-26

What’s on the boiler? Current brew choices from Norther Cobbler from Leicester and Two Chimps of Oakham. #WhatsOnTheBoiler #CoffeeLover #TeaLover #CoffeeWanker #EarlGrey #LooseLeafTea #TwoChimps #NorthernCobbler #WorcesterBoiler

A Worcester gas boiler with two cards and three magnets. The left card advertises Northern Cobbler specialty coffee, Burbot house blend, with flavors of caramel, nutmeg, and lemon. The right card promotes The Bees Teas Earl Grey Tea from Two Chimps in Oakham.
2024-05-11

What have I become? I used to be a double espresso man but I’ve just made myself a mochaccino! Even worse than that, the chocolate was a mint Aero! It was really nice though #CoffeeWanker

2023-11-11

@keefeglise You #coffeewanker 😜
Ethiopian Sidamo is nice too.

The Tepid Emperor has moved...garyjesionowski@warhammer.social
2023-05-11

After the 6th, and hopefully final, session at the dentist for a new crown, I needed coffee and cake! #coffee #coffeelover #coffeewanker #cake

A cup of coffee and a slice of orange and rhubarb cake on a plate sitting on a rustic wood table. The coffee is a flat white. The beans are from Columbia.
The Tepid Emperor has moved...garyjesionowski@warhammer.social
2023-02-22

Another delivery from Two Chimps in #Oakham #coffee #coffeelover #coffeewanker #localroasters

The Tepid Emperor has moved...garyjesionowski@warhammer.social
2023-01-12

John McClane would approve!

#DieHard #LoveCoffee #CoffeeWanker #NakatomiPlaza

The Tepid Emperor has moved...garyjesionowski@warhammer.social
2022-11-29

Another delivery from Two Chimps in #Oakham #coffee #coffeelover #coffeewanker #localroasters

Three packets of coffee from Two Chimps in Oakham
The Tepid Emperor has moved...garyjesionowski@warhammer.social
2022-11-13

Today I shall mostly be drinking coffee (from Two Chimps) and eating cake. #coffee #coffeewanker #coffeelover #TwoChimps #Oakham #HamsteronaHoover

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