Ambulatory #EEG for the #weekend. I joked that the front bag was like one of those pregnancy prevention babies we had to take home over highschool but the only thing #crying over the weekend would be me. I got one of those exhaled chuckle/scoff noises out of pity(?) so that's how I know I'm a #comedian deserving a weekend show at one of the #vegas #Strip (am I doing the hashtag thing right? I'm a millennial cusper)